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ENOUGH ALREADY ... GAME BROKEN

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Dear war gaming,

1. Standard and domination game modes   must be selective before enetering  a random game!!!  At least then whoever your team mates are will know and have chosen a game type to play and lose in !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. 2 cv's, 5 dd's and torpedo laden cruisers per random game .. Enough .. Too many torpedo laden ships  .. Players dont even bother firing guns and just spam torpedoes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(2.5 one cv and 3 dd's per side is enough !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

(2.6  make dynamic aiming standard ..................... Enough of the guess work for new players .... Get them used to aiming guns rather than spamming torps)

4. Divisions must share there plans with the rest of the team

5. Stats over gamemode !!!!!!!!! Stop rewarding damage only and bad play ... What is the point of capping or defence ?  If the only thing in a players profile that counts is damage done that prevents you from being called a edited or edited?

(5.5 is it any wonder that cv's and dd's are favoured by new players and bb's are been shot to pieces ?)

6. Players know how to report before they know how to play the game .... Enough !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7.2 around the corner ffs .. Enough already !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Fix what is  broken  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Ferry_25 said:

Am I the only one who quit reading after point 1?

 

Well ... point 4 is interesting. I mean, how is that going to work? A checker implemented in the text chat and if a division doesn't write something they get kicked from the game?

 

 

Also: If OP has an idea on how to reliably reward team work I think WG is interested in learning from him.

 

Greetings

 

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2 minuty temu, Ferry_25 napisał:

Am I the only one who quit reading after point 1?

No
Also for the op:
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9 minutes ago, Dirty_Dunc said:

 

(5.5 IS IT ANY WONDER THAT CV's AND DD's ARE FAVOURED BY NEW PLAYERS and BB's ARE BEEN SHOT TO PIECES ?)

 

 

 

Do enlighten me on how BB's are shot to pieces, usually the BB's shoot cruisers to pieces, and about torpedoes, vary speed and course. 

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11 minutes ago, Dirty_Dunc said:

ENOUGH ..ENOUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ENOUGH .... ENOUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.. ENOUGH ALREADY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 

 

 

 

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 IS IT ANY WONDER THAT CV's AND DD's ARE FAVOURED BY NEW PLAYERS

Yes - yes, it is :cap_yes:

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15 minutes ago, Dirty_Dunc said:

(5.5 IS IT ANY WONDER THAT CV's AND DD's ARE FAVOURED BY NEW PLAYERS and BB's ARE BEEN SHOT TO PIECES ?)

 

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33 minutes ago, Dirty_Dunc said:

(2.5 ONE CV and 3 dd's per side is ENOUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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34 minutes ago, Dirty_Dunc said:

STOP REWARDING DAMAGE ONLY AND BAD PLAY

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35 minutes ago, Dirty_Dunc said:

5 IS IT ANY WONDER THAT CV's AND DD's ARE FAVOURED BY NEW PLAYERS and BB's ARE BEEN SHOT TO PIECES ?)

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1 hour ago, Ferry_25 said:

Am I the only one who quit reading after point 1?

No.

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1 hour ago, Dirty_Dunc said:

2. 2 CV's, 5 dd's and torpedo laden cruisers per random game .. ENOUGH .. TOO MANY TORPEDO LADEN SHIPS  .. PLAYERS DONT EVEN BOTHER FIRING GUNS AND JUST SPAM TORPEDOES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

get gneisenau.

 

 

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No worries OP, got the answer to all your troubles right here:

 

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1 hour ago, Dirty_Dunc said:

7.2 AROUND THE CORNER FFS .. ENOUGH ALREADY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  FIX WHAT IS  BROKEN  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Alas, we haven't reached Singularity yet so no way to download fixes to potatoes... we live in hope though.

 

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1 hour ago, Dirty_Dunc said:

5.5 IS IT ANY WONDER THAT CV's AND DD's ARE FAVOURED BY NEW PLAYERS and BB's ARE BEEN SHOT TO PIECES ?

 

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1 hour ago, Ferry_25 said:

Am I the only one who quit reading after point 1?

 

 

Nah I took in the beauty an layout of the post all at once and decided I wouldnt bother. :Smile_trollface:

 

But even without reading I was able to deduce one thing:

 

1 hour ago, Tekacko said:

Battleship potato whining is always extremely satisfying.

 

Could also be a "pear". :Smile_trollface: I certainly does fit the description:

(ah ok, our OP up there is not pure and cute enough, I admit)

 

 

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(Now, I know no one here is going to get that one, but I just meme-nerded the living hell out of this one :cap_haloween:)

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1 hour ago, Dirty_Dunc said:

Dear War Gaming,

1. STANDARD AND DOMINATION GAME MODES   MUST be selective before enetering  a RANDOM GAME!!!  AT LEAST THEN WHOEVER YOUR TEAM MATES ARE WILL KNOW AND HAVE CHOSEN A GAME TYPE TO PLAY AND LOSE IN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. 2 CV's, 5 dd's and torpedo laden cruisers per random game .. ENOUGH .. TOO MANY TORPEDO LADEN SHIPS  .. PLAYERS DONT EVEN BOTHER FIRING GUNS AND JUST SPAM TORPEDOES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(2.5 ONE CV and 3 dd's per side is ENOUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

(2.6  MAKE DYNAMIC AIMING STANDARD ..................... ENOUGH OF THE GUESS WORK FOR NEW PLAYERS .... GET THEM USED TO AIMING GUNS RATHER THAN SPAMMING TORPS)

4. DIVISIONS MUST SHARE THERE PLANS WITH THE REST OF THE TEAM

5. STATS OVER GAMEMODE !!!!!!!!! STOP REWARDING DAMAGE ONLY AND BAD PLAY ... WHAT IS THE POINT OF CAPPING OR DEFENCE ?  IF THE ONLY THING IN A PLAYERS PROFILE THAT COUNTS IS DAMAGE DONE THAT PREVENTS YOU FROM BEING CALLED A ****** NOOB OR MORON?

(5.5 IS IT ANY WONDER THAT CV's AND DD's ARE FAVOURED BY NEW PLAYERS and BB's ARE BEEN SHOT TO PIECES ?)

6. PLAYERS KNOW HOW TO REPORT BEFORE THEY KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME .... ENOUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7.2 AROUND THE CORNER FFS .. ENOUGH ALREADY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  FIX WHAT IS  BROKEN  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Those caps :fish_palm:

 

1. Standard is annoying. So is epicenter. Though luck. Potatoes will lose anything, doesn't matter what you can or can't select

2. Low tiers lul

2.6 You are failing at maths with you subpoints. Also by dynamic aiming you mean the crosshair? Meh, static is perfectly fine

4. You missed 3. Also I don't care what xXxPu**yDestroyer2007xXx and his division mates think they want to do. All the info I need I'll get from my minimap

5. Capping is one of the most rewarded things in the game. Also scouting and tanking give you xp. So your failure to understand it isn't a fault in the game

5.5

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6. I mean you clearly know how to bi**h and whine before knowing how to play... So... yeah...

7.2 you missed the 7 itself, also shouldn't this be 7.5 by your numbering logic? Also no idea what you mean by the around the corner, feel free to elaborate

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1 hour ago, Ferry_25 said:

Am I the only one who quit reading after point 1?

Was bored, read all of them.

1 hour ago, Dirty_Dunc said:

2. 2 CV's, 5 dd's and torpedo laden cruisers per random game .. ENOUGH .. TOO MANY TORPEDO LADEN SHIPS  .. PLAYERS DONT EVEN BOTHER FIRING GUNS AND JUST SPAM TORPEDOES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(2.5 ONE CV and 3 dd's per side is ENOUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

 

(2.6  MAKE DYNAMIC AIMING STANDARD ..................... ENOUGH OF THE GUESS WORK FOR NEW PLAYERS .... GET THEM USED TO AIMING GUNS RATHER THAN SPAMMING TORPS)

Shooting gives your position away, launching torpedoes does not (though people can guess where they came from). And ships like the IJN line has guns so bad, they will just use them in self-defence, most likely. Though, pretty much all DDs will avoid an extented firefight with a larger target that could end them. Why would they shoot instead of just launching torpedoes, if that is the more effective thing to do? And judging by your allcaps rage, it is rather effective indeed.

1 hour ago, Dirty_Dunc said:

5. STATS OVER GAMEMODE !!!!!!!!! STOP REWARDING DAMAGE ONLY AND BAD PLAY ... WHAT IS THE POINT OF CAPPING OR DEFENCE ?  IF THE ONLY THING IN A PLAYERS PROFILE THAT COUNTS IS DAMAGE DONE THAT PREVENTS YOU FROM BEING CALLED A ****** NOOB OR MORON?

Winrate and average exp are more telling, when judging people. Those hint at proper play, because if someone has 40k avg damage, 45% WR and 600 avg exp, they likely just hit 3 torps on a BB every game before dying. If someone has 40k avg damage, 60% WR and 1.1k avg exp, they are likely just more focused on caps or targets with small healthpools (aka DDs). And most times I get called a moron, it's because I did something dumb at that moment, not because someone looked up the glorious stats.

2 hours ago, Dirty_Dunc said:

(5.5 IS IT ANY WONDER THAT CV's AND DD's ARE FAVOURED BY NEW PLAYERS and BB's ARE BEEN SHOT TO PIECES ?)

I don't even... wut?

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I started reading and the first hint appeared within the very first point: "STANDARD AND DOMINATION GAME MODES   MUST be selective". I thought "hmmm, so epicentre is fine...". Then got to the addendum of the fifth one and everything was clear: "he's probably a BB main, and a non-WASD one".

 

Well, it was clear after recovering from the same kind of astonishment @lameoll and @El2aZeR suffered. Carriers and destroyers the favoured classes by new players? Man, I had to listen to Sash!'s "Intercontinental Invaders" just to get back to my senses.

 

Salute to all.

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2 hours ago, Dirty_Dunc said:

Dear War Gaming,

 

1. STANDARD AND DOMINATION GAME MODES   MUST be selective before enetering  a RANDOM GAME!!!  AT LEAST THEN WHOEVER YOUR TEAM MATES ARE WILL KNOW AND HAVE CHOSEN A GAME TYPE TO PLAY AND LOSE IN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

2. 2 CV's, 5 dd's and torpedo laden cruisers per random game .. ENOUGH .. TOO MANY TORPEDO LADEN SHIPS  .. PLAYERS DONT EVEN BOTHER FIRING GUNS AND JUST SPAM TORPEDOES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(2.5 ONE CV and 3 dd's per side is ENOUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

 

(2.6  MAKE DYNAMIC AIMING STANDARD ..................... ENOUGH OF THE GUESS WORK FOR NEW PLAYERS .... GET THEM USED TO AIMING GUNS RATHER THAN SPAMMING TORPS)

 

4. DIVISIONS MUST SHARE THERE PLANS WITH THE REST OF THE TEAM

 

5. STATS OVER GAMEMODE !!!!!!!!! STOP REWARDING DAMAGE ONLY AND BAD PLAY ... WHAT IS THE POINT OF CAPPING OR DEFENCE ?  IF THE ONLY THING IN A PLAYERS PROFILE THAT COUNTS IS DAMAGE DONE THAT PREVENTS YOU FROM BEING CALLED A ****** NOOB OR MORON?

 

(5.5 IS IT ANY WONDER THAT CV's AND DD's ARE FAVOURED BY NEW PLAYERS and BB's ARE BEEN SHOT TO PIECES ?)

 

6. PLAYERS KNOW HOW TO REPORT BEFORE THEY KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME .... ENOUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

7.2 AROUND THE CORNER FFS .. ENOUGH ALREADY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  FIX WHAT IS  BROKEN  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 

 

 

Is this the new T&C's?

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1 hour ago, Riselotte said:

average exp

On stat pages like WarshipsToday and WoWS-Numbers it includes premium account into it, so someone with 1k average xp might aswell have 1500 if they were running a premium account, or just 667 actual average xp if they are already running prem acc. Thus it's a very inaccurate stat

 

 

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