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Hightiers are just garbage... doesnt matter what you try, lobotomized monkeys will ruin it anyway :Smile_sceptic:

 

T7 much better :Smile_medal: Even considering the Lyon game was T9 aswell. Amagi was 2x devstrike (Zao and Chapa) and firstblood but the team folded so fast without dealing any damage... :Smile_sad: We won our flank, the other flank just died and all enemy ships had full HP + all 3 DDs alive, nothing you can do.

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N00BZ CV HACKZZZZZ ALERT!

 

Today I harvested a shipload of salt for masterrrr @El2aZeR, hope he likes (kinda sure he does) :Smile_trollface:

Kinda naughty, I took Furious and went on a bit of a troll. After reading what The Masterrr wrote I decided, well screw it, I'll just have fun.

So I trolled the enemy DDs... one of them went "REPORT CV" and well, couldn't help myself... bombed him in smoke.

I guess it does take a N00b to know that ship-fire is visible in smoke... Guessed if I can fire on a DD into smoke, I can bomb it too, eh? :Smile-_tongue:

 

Enjoy the salt guys. There's plenty... :Smile_playing:

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Want more? This is what he wrote after (LOLOLOL) :Smile_teethhappy:

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OK not had enough, well here's the replay too :Smile_playing::Smile_teethhappy:

 

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5 minutes ago, BLUB__BLUB said:

Want more?

Yes, report him for stat shaming and abusive language so he gets chat banned as well

Cherry on top of the cake

 

 

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7 hours ago, DFens_666 said:

Hightiers are just garbage... doesnt matter what you try, lobotomized monkeys will ruin it anyway :Smile_sceptic:

 

T7 much better :Smile_medal: Even considering the Lyon game was T9 aswell. Amagi was 2x devstrike (Zao and Chapa) and firstblood but the team folded so fast without dealing any damage... :Smile_sad: We won our flank, the other flank just died and all enemy ships had full HP + all 3 DDs alive, nothing you can do.

Agreed, lower tiers much better. Though you are actually good.

But you'll still meet potatoes like me...  962685441_potatoeyes.gif.ad53d33b18af920e5e38536294b1f445.gif

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7 hours ago, DFens_666 said:

T7 much better

T5 much better - clean games, less camping and good game is rewarded more or less

 

For today only a good Kamikaze game

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45 minutes ago, Saltface said:

T5 much better - clean games, less camping and good game is rewarded more or less

 

For today only a good Kamikaze game

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Goodygoody, I like Kamikaze players, especially the R. Often they are damn good, icing on the cake. 

Better to lose because you have good players against you than lose because all you get is potatoes. 

 

56 minutes ago, Saltface said:

Yes, report him for stat shaming and abusive language so he gets chat banned as well

Cherry on top of the cake

Can't shame anything that I don't care about. I have 70%+ on Exeter... :Smile_trollface:

But I'm not that good that I can pull a cart of potatoes uphill against ROFLSTOMPS... 

I know some can, but certainly not me. ~48% is just what you get playing weekends. 

 

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I managed to win a couple of games by not playing well. I lost every game I topped the rankings and I'm feeling there's a pattern here lol :fish_nerv:

 

one of the wins was with Bear so De Moines helps sometimes :)

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10 hours ago, BLUB__BLUB said:

Agreed, lower tiers much better. Though you are actually good.

But you'll still meet potatoes like me... 

 

For some reason, potatoes in midtier arent nearly as bad as the ones in hightier :Smile_trollface: Ofc couple of reasons for that: You tend to not die so fast even if you do a mistake, and because of that, people tend to not go border hugging either. But in Hightiers you have both at the same time! Few of them just die after 3-5 minutes, the others are licking the border clean :Smile_sad:

TBH, you cant be worse than the teammates i have lately. 48%? Thats too much for me :Smile_teethhappy: They usually are lower 40s... And either they have like 1k battles of >10k, so they are newbs or straightup noobs :fish_sleep:

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My best game in the Montana yet. And my own team reported me for it. Apparently they were not satisfied with me kiting away from four enemies after my flank collapsed, and doing about 240k damage in the process.

 

My flank consisted of four ships, and we faced six enemies. Well, technically there were four, but our Yoshino yoloed into those six enemies, and our Jean Bart reversed into the map border while shooting at the ocean, so there were really only two of us.

 

This is why I hate the karma system, and think it should be removed from the game completely.

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Just to bore you, one more Kamikaze game.

Faithful to mid tiers and to torpedo boats.

 

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2 hours ago, Rosletyne said:

 

This is why I hate the karma system, and think it should be removed from the game completely.

Just make sure you have ZERO karma (buy a CV... works...). And never look back. :cap_like:

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Ahoy! weekend window lickers spotted!

 

ps.

(I dont play CVs in random, only in ops cause I'm not "that" good with them. Brits seem to be the weakest.)

 

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Got a big dump coming up. I might actually split it into 2, leave some more minor stuff out and also put something into its own topic ...... but lets see as we go.

 

 

Ranked Sprint. I only took big number here. The thing is, without remembering the actual games to deep, I cant really pick a rather low-ish 70 k game and point to a cripling 7 k salvo I put into a DD in the opening.

 

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Good to know tough, that you can stop playing randoms for month and then just pick some randomass overpowered APcancer and wreck face while fapping with the free hand.

 

This game tough ....

 

Team was throwing, as usual; esp. our BBs, as usual. So after barely pulling back I was in the situation of risking having to outplay the enemy Sinlord, and he had more than twice the hp, I think - or go for the ram and "outplay" him that way, securing free reign for the rest ouf our team.

 

The enemy had, besides a Sinop, a healthy Helena (known position) remaining.

 

We had, besides me, @lup3s in his Indi, a healthy Fiji and a healthy Mahan. So he is perpetually spotted, torped, shot from smoke and has a heavy cruiser AP-Farming him on top. Thats a win.

 

So obviously I dont jeopardice things and ram the enemy Sinlord.

 

And then I couldnt believe my eyes. Mahan wants to torprush (or whatever the actual fúck that was) the Helena (that has hydro!) in the open water where he can kite away and gun duels him!

 

Not to bad still, our Fiji can still smoke up or even get into an open water duel with the Helena and kill him with the help from lup3s.

 

Our Fiji doesnt smoke (lets assume he has run out) and he just sits there and trades bow on AP with the full he broadside of an kiting Helena. Already lost half his hp he uses the chance of Helena going behind an island and closing the distance to get himself moving again. Now that he has lost his advantage and the Helena this close he should actually bow on and give lup3s the time and chance for side shots. Ofc he shows full broadside and gets obliterated.

 

I am impressed. Every chance they had the did the most retárded and destructive thing they could have chosen in order to sabotage.

 

Lup3s then farmed the (still only slightly damaged!) Helena but damn! Just one more fucktard on my team instead of divmate and this would have been lost ........

 

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Speaking of Indi, confirmed OP in Narai as well. :Smile_trollface:

 

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There carries you have to do in order for 5 stars .....

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You would think my team is dead and I have to desperatefarm? You could think that and ....

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I guess you will recognise when its not 5 stars, so I will only comment occasionally on particular atrocities ....

 

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Like this. We had a bot Duke of Fúck that only went to A10 to kill the CV and then just sat there, not crashed, for the reminder of the game.

 

Ofc we could have still on. I took more than 3/4 quarters of the Colorado. We also had an Indi but instead of pushing in he just sat there, not moving, until I was dead.

That always rustles my chain. If he had pushed in and APed him while the Colo shot me with his turrets on the wrong side, this would have been a win.

If the Colo had shot him, I would have had all the time in the world.

But no, hiding is way more important. It will be so much easier when the guy with 15 kills is dead ........that what you have to save your HP for.

 

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You see this tiny small distance to cover?

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Thats a full HP colo ram that would have just pushed me over 400 k.........

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6 minutes ago, havaduck said:

@lup3s in his Indi

 

Was that the evening we won 3 battles with me in Indi ? :cap_haloween:

So many underestimate the raw USN AP power :Smile_playing:

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1 hour ago, lup3s said:

 

Was that the evening we won 3 battles with me in Indi ? :cap_haloween:

So many underestimate the raw USN AP power :Smile_playing:

 

Exactly that day. :Smile_honoring: Thx 4 helping me finishing the sprint that day. Otherwise I would just stopped, probably, and not bothered solo.


 

Gooing to use this an example: Playing aggressive as usual because with 2 german BBs, you cant expect them torping the Missouri, same with having a DD.

 

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However I use this as an example for "I have taken damage, now I have to play like a coward".  Take a look at all those dead ships, because hiding is imperative and wins games and gives great exp.

 

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My mistake was thinking they could actually kill a Emerald. So after loosing 40 k to him ..... well I pressed w, played with prudence and still carried and wrecked face.

There literally no excuse for a BB in this ops to not play aggressive as fúck.

So yeah, clearly I was not crucial and for the success and not supporting the guy pushing is the way to do it because all that hp will be usueful later down the line.

 

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RR just for flavour (don know whats good there just yet):

 

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Gaede seems less useless than expected.

 

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See comment above ...

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Fuso doing Fuso things. The real tragedy here is, that besides a good result the first spawn had 3 DDs; and I had the desperately help with the Fuso. Thats easy 100 k famable damage down the drain aka that 400 we all long for .....

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Finishing Gaede (although they all seem to suck hard!)

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Leander torping both BBs ....... but it isnt enough. It never is. We didnt kill the Fuso and obviously we also didnt have the ships to protect the transports.

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Seriously, I am already soloing a flank recklessly and torping 2 out of 3 BBs (with 8 km torps on a 9 km spotting hull with only 30 BB shels coming in) .... what more can I do?

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Same story again. Tripple DD early on, then focusing Fuso from extrem range. I did enough damage so it died in the second between us winning and the game actually ending. 5 stars, yay!

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Look at that smirk bastard: Fuso has now clubbed enough bots for 17 pts. That entails him a place as one of my most experienced commanders.

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Pus Prince (greater fucktard of Nurgle) actually damaging the enemy. Yay!

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however coming back to a discussion about teams I had with my good mate @lup3s : Its a 5 star win. The De Krasse p2w is dead, so he doesnt count. However The other Pus Prince, The Aigle and the Spee, they all dont even have Sea Star. Rememeber Sea Star is awarded for doing at least your ships HP worth of damage. I let you do the math for i.e. the Aigle .......

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Another Leander game. I got only to torp one. Your damage does indeed go down significantly with Divmates. :Smile_trollface::Smile_honoring:

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Last but not least: I havent yet decided if this warrants its own thread or not. I mean it does but WG in their legendary scumfuckery ignored the broken [edited]damage system for years.

 

However have a Teaser in one of the last games yesterday with @lup3s - it shows up in the replay as well!

Also putting @Skyllon with whom I had more than one (heated :Smile_trollface:) discussion what a shell can and cant do in the game, aka how broken shít really is.

 

A single shell causing a citadel - and then 2 further pens? Old news!

 

How about a ricochet sinking a ship?

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Sorry to bring it even up, but WG now openly defend shells causing damage multiple times, erroneously (only) mentioning internal riccoshets (as the only source) and even going so far as defending a shell detonating! multiple times. However this case would, usually does and should bring up a overpenn icon at least because for it to ricochet internally it first needs to pen and enter first. They also said the shells that failed to even enter, cant hit anything else on the ship or even another ship as a really ricocheting shell could. 

 

Sorry to bring the WG nonsense even up. If you do want to know about the game, you dont ask them. Period. No, them being the source of the game, doesnt count as an argument. After all, want to know about meat and nutrition; do you ask the cow/pig/turkey/....?

 

 

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5 hours ago, havaduck said:

A single shell causing a citadel - and then 2 further pens? Old news!

 

How about a ricochet sinking a ship?

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@Aotearas we got a new one :cap_haloween:

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Can you believe that I could lose this battle?

 

I had to kill everything in the West flank while my team was on the other side. Both our other DDs considered that they should die early. (Both from Battleships)

Until really late in the game the red team was ahead on points and had three caps to one of ours. I caped one after sinking 5 ships west and killed their CV which was in the next cap which I caped as well. Killing the CV turned the tide around in points because it allowed us to have three caps and get back on points fast.

 

Now this last kill puzzled me. Either the CV player really potatoed or went AFK

 

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16 hours ago, havaduck said:

How about a ricochet sinking a ship?

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Sorry to bring it even up, but WG now openly defend shells causing damage multiple times, erroneously (only) mentioning internal riccoshets (as the only source) and even going so far as defending a shell detonating! multiple times. However this case would, usually does and should bring up a overpenn icon at least because for it to ricochet internally it first needs to pen and enter first. They also said the shells that failed to even enter, cant hit anything else on the ship or even another ship as a really ricocheting shell could. 

 

Sorry to bring the WG nonsense even up. If you do want to know about the game, you dont ask them. Period. No, them being the source of the game, doesnt count as an argument. After all, want to know about meat and nutrition; do you ask the cow/pig/turkey/....?

 

 

 

1) It is russian shell. Russian shells sink ships without even being fired. It is it's sheer potential that causes damage! Everyone knows it.

 

 

2) Ricochet 356mm shell yourself and show me no damage was done to your well-being.

 

Go on.

 

I dare you... :Smile_trollface:

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26 minutes ago, Skyllon said:

2) Ricochet 356mm shell yourself and show me no damage was done to your well-being.

 

Go on.

 

I dare you... :Smile_trollface:

 

Still searching for a 356 mm gun in the vicinity.

 

I mean just 1 or 2 hrs ago I stood next to a 42 cm shell from WWI, however it turned out too heavy to steal and I also still dont have a gun.

 

 

However, preliminary test with a 15 cm:

 

:Smile_trollface::Smile_trollface::Smile_trollface:

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7 hours ago, havaduck said:

However, preliminary test with a 15 cm:

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Lada is russian. You don't fight fire with fire... Those cars had built in resistance to accidental friendly projectiles...

 

Try that trick with capitalist automobiles...

 

Also, I'd like you to notice Lada's boot and marvel ingenuity of russian designers, who in their great wisdom fitted that wonder-of-the-car with one-use locks. :Smile_trollface:

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