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Unicums are sooooo last month...

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Disclaimer: Shamelessly stolen from the Rocket League April Fools, but I thought it fit just waaaay too well into Warships not to share it :D

 

Ranking our players from bad to Unicum is soooo last month - I hereby propose something much more... nutritious I guess?

Potato - Hearty, solid, and unflashy. Potato players have a lot of potential, but need more time in the oven of competition.

Onion - However you dice them, these players are versatile, but still learning how to mix well with others. Occasional mistakes can make teammates cry.

Corn - These players have used their eyes and ears to pop above the maze of the lower ranks.

Broccoli - Heady players that stalk the field with a purpose.

Radish - Esteemed players that often have deep roots in the community.

Purple Cabbage - The cream of the crop, they often steam their opponents. These champions are not your garden variety veterans, are extremely versatile, and mix well with a variety of teammates.

Grand Eggplant (aka Aubergines according to civilized people, aka Obegenes according to txtspeak) - Only the best Warships players have grown their skills enough to reach this exclusive rank.

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Disclaimer: Shamelessly stolen from the Rocket League April Fools, but I thought it fit just waaaay too well into Warships not to share it :D

 

Ranking our players from bad to Unicum is soooo last month - I hereby propose something much more... nutritious I guess?

Potato - Hearty, solid, and unflashy. Potato players have a lot of potential, but need more time in the oven of competition.

Onion - However you dice them, these players are versatile, but still learning how to mix well with others. Occasional mistakes can make teammates cry.

Corn - These players have used their eyes and ears to pop above the maze of the lower ranks.

Broccoli - Heady players that stalk the field with a purpose.

Radish - Esteemed players that often have deep roots in the community.

Purple Cabbage - The cream of the crop, they often steam their opponents. These champions are not your garden variety veterans, are extremely versatile, and mix well with a variety of teammates.

Grand Eggplant - Only the best Warships players have grown their skills enough to reach this exclusive rank.

 

dude, we aren't in heathenland

they're called obegenes (spelling notwithstanding)

 

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dude, we aren't in heathenland

they're called obegenes (spelling notwithstanding)

 

 

Aubergines

[French pride in the awful and overly complicated French language intensifies]

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dude, we aren't in heathenland

they're called obegenes (spelling notwithstanding)

 

 

my apologies, editing! :trollface:

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I know my spelling is wrong

 

no offense, but if five seconds of Wikipedia is too much effort for you then I'll allow myself a little bit of trolling :trollface: it's not like this was a super serious thread anyway :P

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I'm feeling highly discriminated and excluded! I'm at least 2 levels before potato!! Shame on you OP!

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When Father & Son both play WoWS, and both are potatoes, would you call the son "a chip off the old block"? (1)

 

Other food types:

Asparagus - someone always ready to give tips to his team mates.

Cod - Battleship driver who has never heard of angling and gets battered every battle.

Kipper - RN cruiser driver, where being in smoke is the norm.

Mangetout - a BB driver who travels in straight lines and "eats all" the torpedoes.

Sprout - someone who f@rts around all the time

 

(1)An old English saying for those who don't recognize it.

 

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I prefer to call myself a "salt miner" or "salt farmer", because I like those delicious potato tears :trollface:

 

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Aubergines notwithstanding (as a French native speaker I was puzzled at how you mistreated the poor vegetable) :teethhappy:

I wonder what would be the proportion of eggplants on EU server.......want to become one but still a long way to go

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Here in Catalonia we call aubergines "esbergínies". Just because!

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I love languages XD

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Aubergines notwithstanding (as a French native speaker I was puzzled at how you mistreated the poor vegetable) :teethhappy:

I wonder what would be the proportion of eggplants on EU server.......want to become one but still a long way to go

 

I was just copying over from the (presumably NA based) Rocket League one - we call them Auberginen in German as well. Looking at the reactions here though, I'd call the damn things Eggplants again! Make Eggplants Great Again! #totallyworthit
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