[IDEAL] Pastaiolo Alpha Tester, Alpha Tester 669 posts 2,513 battles Report post #1 Posted April 1, 2017 https://worldofwarships.eu/en/news/common/weve-got-our-priorities-straight/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ferry_25 Players 4,392 posts 12,107 battles Report post #2 Posted April 1, 2017 Lemme guess. Will be released in exactly 1 year from now? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BOATY] Shaka_D Alpha Tester, Players, In AlfaTesters, Weekend Tester 3,691 posts 15,960 battles Report post #3 Posted April 1, 2017 Can't wait to play them! Also, I see the Warspite is finally getting her torpedo tubes and the Belfast is getting a RoF increase.....yippee! Thanks WG! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[POND] Horin728 Players 559 posts 7,130 battles Report post #4 Posted April 1, 2017 To be honest the T1 Masaryk would make a nice T1 premium... But yea april fools.. On the serious note: Czech navy used to have quite large sea merchant flotila (as strange as it sounds). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
creamgravy Players 2,780 posts 17,292 battles Report post #5 Posted April 1, 2017 Alternative sub-branch added to alternative sub-branch of Soviet Destroyer tree Funny because it's true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blitzkrieguk Beta Tester 438 posts 3,154 battles Report post #6 Posted April 1, 2017 The best part of the patch notes. Yamato's firing range increased from 26km to its historical value—42 km. As this is greater than the size of any of our current maps, Yamato will now be able to fire over the horizon and hit ships taking part in other matches. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cosseria Players 1,064 posts 4,944 battles Report post #7 Posted April 1, 2017 That's more creepy than funny, as it could well be true. I can too easily see a Soviet riverine forces complete tech tree taking precedence over any other major European navy tree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[COOOP] Shirakami_Kon Players 2,624 posts 12,776 battles Report post #8 Posted April 1, 2017 Looks like an awesome patch. I may really start playing again if they did it. Now excuse me while I contact support for my free puppy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Historynerd Beta Tester 4,249 posts 848 battles Report post #9 Posted April 1, 2017 Added a "ragequit" command: Now pressing alt + F4 will close the game and spam the F11 buttonAdded option to set in-game client and portal to PIrate in the language settings—Y'arr Yay! Kawaii mode added for Japanese vessels. All Japanese ships will now be 56% more adorable. ...Ok? Fixed problem with Mutsu exploding while in the Port menu screen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drunken_Jedi Players 849 posts 2,954 battles Report post #10 Posted April 1, 2017 (edited) LOL "Kawaii mode added for Japanese vessels. All Japanese ships will now be 56% more adorable"... Edited April 1, 2017 by Drunken_Jedi 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[CHATS] Webley_Mark WoWs Wiki Team 12,258 posts 9,830 battles Report post #11 Posted April 1, 2017 You were waiting for them British Battleship Czech Navy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[SICK] Exocet6951 Weekend Tester 5,151 posts 11,809 battles Report post #12 Posted April 1, 2017 "All Soviet ships have been buffed to represent their true, unbiased naval superiority!" It's funny to joke about stuff, but when it starts being true, you need to stop poking fun at your biggest revenu source. Especially when it's already feeling neglected and tired of your bull**** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[SPUDS] Unintentional_submarine [SPUDS] Beta Tester 4,052 posts 8,765 battles Report post #13 Posted April 1, 2017 Do like the reference to USS Robin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[COOOP] Shirakami_Kon Players 2,624 posts 12,776 battles Report post #14 Posted April 1, 2017 (edited) I love this ones. Oscar the cat now unlockable as shipboard pet—increases likelihood of ship sinking. Fixed problem with Mutsu exploding while in the Port menu screen. Graphics: In-game water will now be 23% wetter. Waterproof coating added to paper ships—this should prevent them getting soggy. Edited April 1, 2017 by SHDRKN4792 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_DeathWing_ Alpha Tester, Players, In AlfaTesters 2,625 posts 9,867 battles Report post #15 Posted April 1, 2017 Long way to go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XbodzioXplX Players 6,008 posts 7,043 battles Report post #16 Posted April 1, 2017 Well... That is all for the Aprils Fool? No new funny mode or weird discounts... DissaPOIted.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyllon Players 2,588 posts Report post #17 Posted April 1, 2017 DissaPOinted.... I think we should keep politics out of the digital entertainment... ;) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XbodzioXplX Players 6,008 posts 7,043 battles Report post #18 Posted April 1, 2017 I think we should keep politics out of the digital entertainment... ;) Better to be disaPOinted then PISsed 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyllon Players 2,588 posts Report post #19 Posted April 1, 2017 Better to be disaPOinted then PISsed Well, since being PISsed sometimes is solution to being dissaPOinted I'm not so sure anymore which one is worse... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[DREAD] 1MajorKoenig Players 13,110 posts 7,885 battles Report post #20 Posted April 1, 2017 HAHA! Nice one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[SLAPP] lameoll Players 1,792 posts 10,834 battles Report post #21 Posted April 1, 2017 added optional sad violin music while watching your ship sink XD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[POMF] Verdius Beta Tester 1,989 posts 4,247 battles Report post #22 Posted April 1, 2017 OMG WGWhy don't they take an actual historically significant naval power? We already have the Chinese and now the Czech?Why can't we have the actually important Swiss navy? They have never lost a single battle in both World Wars and should have been in the game before the RN or USN or IJN. This is obviously Czech bias. Picture of Swiss tier X CV candidate: 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kamikazesushi ∞ Players 299 posts 19,093 battles Report post #23 Posted April 5, 2017 (edited) Looks like WG was not the only one with this idea. CZ news announced a construction of a 45 000 ton CV called "CZN Masaryk". I wish it wasn´t april´s fool . http://www.lidovky.cz/cesko-postavi-letadlovou-lod-masaryk-dwb-/zpravy-domov.aspx?c=A170331_211750_ln_domov_sij Edited April 5, 2017 by Kamikazesushi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[MPT] AkosJaccik Players 920 posts 11,177 battles Report post #24 Posted April 5, 2017 Looks like WG was not the only one with this idea. CZ news announced a construction of a 45 000 ton CV called "CZN Masaryk". I wish it wasn´t april´s fool . http://www.lidovky.cz/cesko-postavi-letadlovou-lod-masaryk-dwb-/zpravy-domov.aspx?c=A170331_211750_ln_domov_sij Do you want to hear about something even more ridiculous? One of the public television channels in my country (practically under direct control by the government, but that's not a talk for this forum) actually showcased this as actual "news" in a program talking about the more important issues in the Visegrad Group. No, I'm not kidding, I wish I was. Practically our state television went full r*tard (again) and announced that you guys are about to build a carrier. I'm starting to lose all hope in this country... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[I-J-N] Karasu_Browarszky [I-J-N] Players 13,025 posts Report post #25 Posted April 5, 2017 Do you want to hear about something even more ridiculous? One of the public television channels in my country (practically under direct control by the government, but that's not a talk for this forum) actually showcased this as actual "news" in a program talking about the more important issues in the Visegrad Group. No, I'm not kidding, I wish I was. Practically our state television went full r*tard (again) and announced that you guys are about to build a carrier. I'm starting to lose all hope in this country... Oh, you live in Finland, then. I welcome the news about the Czech Navy, of course, and it would be super if we got to see the Swiss Navy at some later point as well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
