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Hi all,

 

Even with 3 (yes three) DDs still alive at this late stage in game (and almost full HP) = 0 CAPs... I was the cruiser (that died infront all of them campers) that tried to make them do at least something... :Smile_sad::Smile-angry:

 

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Leo "Apollo11"

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Looks great, doesn't it?

And somehow enemy still managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory...

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Good thing storm was coming.

Minute or two later didn't have to anymore take fire from three BBs and had even two heals (out of five) left for rest of the map.

Then first that Fiji suicided by running into my torps, and Gneisenau came to inside 8km entering straight to my secondary range.

He didn't stay in it for more than couple main gun salvoes before getting scared off...

 

 

11 hours ago, drmajga said:

The thicker the armor, the thinner the skin? Meanwhile I detest a certain fraction of our playerbase.

Or that amount of idiocy, retardness and stupidity not fitting into smaller boats?

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I can't take it. Here's another little tour into Wows...

 

Hide and seek guys, best tacik evör

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"We can't cap. Radar cruiser." - There is a red line showing the route of the only radar cruiser ingame.

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Bestest border ever. Not 1 mehican could cross it.

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Ranked. Conqueror hasn't used any heal.

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I don't even know... Derpitz

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"Keep this island guys. Our life depends on it."

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Sooo, how is Izumo? - Best ship ever with excellent guns.

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Yesterday in a ranked battle (in premier leauge) a member of one of the top clans sat behind an island with his BB entire game... thankfully he was in enemy team.

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@drmajga, I was just explaining how I interpreted the screenshot in your first post. I wasn't trying to say what actually happened, just what could be seen there. So essentially he just sat there and the enemy moved so that his positioning looked slightly less useless in a single screenshot.

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@Runegrem  My long response to you wasn´t meant i an arrogant way.

 

I realized that one single screenshot is not enough to show what happened during the whole battle. You guys asked questions and i gave my best to answer. I just tried to shed some light on the battle that "gave me the rest" that day. If my post seems salty i apologize.

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An old hat by now, but that's my Ranked experience in a nutshell:

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Playing Ranked feels like a lottery you cannot win.

Every draw full of duds...

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5 minutes in and almost all of our DDs got (radared and) killed. Classic.

 

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"I am calm, I am calm, I am....... CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALMOTHERFFKGRHFGGFHF******************************************************"

 

 

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3 hours ago, GarrusBrutus said:

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You know how when you post about smt like this, you always get those jerks who go like "ooh and would you also complain if you were on the enemy team?"

 

Yesterday I had this game, and I thought for a moment to start a new thread about balancing radars, but yea, like they care.

 

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My div mate ran radar minotaur. Their Neptune didn't btw. I really felt sorry for red team for how mm effed them over in the pooper.

 

That is 6 radars versus 0.

 

For those with discalculy and the like. That's SIX versus NONE.

Cause BALANS. And FUN.

:Smile_sceptic:

 

Game was over exactly as fast and onesided as you think.

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Ranked battle, total duration 6:12

 

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Felt like I got accidentally given a team from R23 :fish_palm:

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At very start we agreed to focus on B & C but our top tier BB Lyon changed her mind  !!!

 

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And this is TVII - IX match !!!!!

 

 

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Variation on the theme (no map screenshots on this one) - auto-drop in co-op against a dd right next to me + I got distracted. Oh, yeah, I was last man standing on our team *cough*

 

(hint: look who killed me :fish_boom:)

 

#facepalm

 

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On 10-5-2018 at 3:29 AM, GarrusBrutus said:

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5 minutes in and almost all of our DDs got (radared and) killed. Classic.

 

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"I am calm, I am calm, I am....... CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALMOTHERFFKGRHFGGFHF******************************************************"

 

 

 

At least the Asashio lived and was very useful :cap_like:

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22 hours ago, _DeathWing_ said:

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I think he might be one of those who actually found the escape to the next map and came to this one.

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This is a top tier VIII-X MM !!!!

 

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most unbelievable thing is that we won !!!!!!!!:cap_wander:

 

 

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On 5/10/2018 at 2:17 PM, wilkatis_LV said:

Ranked battle, total duration 6:12

 

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Felt like I got accidentally given a team from R23 :fish_palm:

This map just don't do well with radars though. DM easily blocks C completely. dds need to go around.I dislike the map more and more in this layout.

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3 hours ago, loppantorkel said:

This map just don't do well

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I think it's the worst map in the game. It's incredibly campy, as there's a single line of islands that provide cover, and trying to cross that line means almost certain doom. On the other hand, if one team manages to take enough ground to drive the other team away from that line, then the game is pretty much decided. So either you camp harder than the other team, or you do a suicide charge that may win you the game.

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HI all,

 

Ahhh... where should I start... the team was apsolutely terribad... :Smile_sad::Smile-angry:

 

I am in DD - I solo CAPed the B and I am holding the whole flank (there is nobody there except me and CV below me - CV didn't spot BTW) - all ships are still alive on both sides (5 mins into game)  please note the position of our two other DDs:

 

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Long story short - we lost - my team never got C and I died all alone defending the B and the flank...

 

 

Leo "Apollo11"

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Man oh man oh man oh man. The Throws of Throws has been thrown away. We were just one tick away from victory but then the enemies contested all caps.

So we encouraged our teammates to atleast not die. But as usual in our lovely game, our teammates had no such intentions.

 

1)        Alsace. The battleship came out of his hiding place broadsided to a des moines who he only had to blap with AP. But the RNG Gods werent so favourable as to bless us with AP shooting battleships which lead to his untimely demise.

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Okay, next up was our solo warrior the Kidd. Only thing he had to do was run away and stay alive. Couldnt be to hard right? Against no radars, no CVs, no DDs....?

Think again.

 

2) The Kidd. As our hero made his way to the cap he encountered their Monarch who he tried to yolo rush and torp. Got killed.

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.......................................

 

 

Yeah what can I say.

 

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Just got a very good game in my Hsienyang that could be the overkill xp earner if my team just helped a little bit...

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more xp than ANYONE on the enemyteam....

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just too much lifting going on...

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But the highlight was this one:

 

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He didn't even try to torp him.....

 

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no screen shot but: UNBELIEVEABLE

 

my game crashes, in the second, when i run on the island, in that second appears a destroyer ---- so that was 100% kill.

 

i  logged quickly again, the battle appears---- BUT i am live!!! + one my kill !!!! :DD

 

that poor destroyer, doesnt seen me- even he was 100€ killnear.  and before game crash i hit   backwards move, so some another poor enemy ram into me, but i killed him ramming (i had ramm flag)

 

:DDD

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Month old map screenshot.

By the way, for those who say russian DD's cannot cap: I went to B with my Kiev and lo and behold: it did cap. Maybe game is buggy to you.

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