[SCRUB] The Scrubs - Recruitment thingy

[WolfGewehr]

Just now, Reaper_JackGBR said:

Credit where it's due though, WG managed to make a useless feature even more useless.

 

 

Well true, that's an achievement of its own kind.

[lup3s]

19 hours ago, havaduck said:

 

perfect

 

let's hope WG will perfect her:

 

 

 

Spoiler

 

[havaduck]

......................... never underestimate WG. Its really like the overflowing clogged toilet after a eating contest that "keeps on giving".

 

Now I am going looking for rest of the stupid patchnotes; isnt it amazing alone by itself that you are not looking forward to patchnotes in a sense "I am exited whats next" or "I wonder if they fixed" but rather "I wonder what they fucked up now ........"?

 

 

I actually wanted to play today - got stuck in SC 1 ..... *sigh*. Marvellous really. Its not like playing SC 1 again is so unique for me - if been doing that in the last ~ 20 years, last time about a year ago - but then again SC 1 is a actually good game, even today and without the optional enhancements.

 

Meanwhile WoWs is a game with that looks at least 10 years old, uses 20 years old tech and makes 25 years old Dune 2 look perfectly balanced. Best of all: I havent even touched the subject of the p2w ......

[WolfGewehr]

 

 

Däng däng, lemme play some melody to your sinking ship ^^

[Aotearas]

4 hours ago, Reaper_JackGBR said:

Update 0.6.11, most important feature: 

• Players from the same Division are now able to compliment or report each other.

 

Yay, now I can report-bomb those filfthy Scrubs that be stealin' all muh killz!

 

Inb4Scrubspermabaneachotherfromchat24/7

[Loran_Battle]

3 hours ago, Reaper_JackGBR said:

Update 0.6.11, most important feature: 

• Players from the same Division are now able to compliment or report each other.

 

Ah, so now we don't even need to count in with divisions to boost karma! GG WP. (coughthisisnotanadmissiontocountincheatingcoughinb4anotherthreadaboutthatcough).

 

As always I really REALLY want to be in some of those dev meetings they seem to have, they sound like... fun.

1000 karma here I come! (lemme think. thats +10 karma a day, so getting to 1000 karma just takes 100 games in a division. Sounds good to me! Who wants to join in?!

 

8 hours ago, xystos said:

Hey guys! I've been playing WOWS for a while, but never been in a Division. I'd love to bring some tactics into this game and actually use voice and coordinate. My win rate is only 51 % (so I kind of suck), but I'd love to learn :)

 

You are welcome to join. Bare in mind clan functionality is down for the moment (at least it is for me). Been that way for 2 weeks now. But you are welcome in our community channel for now: The Scrub Community (case sensitive, use search function ingame). Also, you can join discord if you want (and have it): https://discord.gg/yRenx3d

[havaduck]

3 hours ago, WolfGewehr said:

 

 

Däng däng, lemme play some melody to your sinking ship ^^

 

( ....... ugh, those ship-slippers *do not want*)

 

Sure, because Music is very relaxing.

 

 

 

@AO see thats upskirt but not pantsu. Also ofc overknee socks ...... speaking of which: Its a lot harder to get them on if you are not using magic.

 

 

 

 

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Also this one from the patchlog:

Fix for the Defensive Fire bug causing incorrect performance: aircraft attack cones didn't expand when the range of Defensive Fire was close to the range of the attack squadrons launching attack. This bug most often repeated on the Battleship Hood

 

I knew it! Those damn sewer rats! Thats another bug thats present for years now. I dont know how often I have popped defensive fire to try to protect somebody against a strike, only to find that it did absolutely nothing (within AA-gunrange ofc). Naturally the strike then happened at the edge of that/my cruisers Def. AA range.

 

 

Let recap:

Something is broken - doesnt matter.

Cruiser cant protect shít - doesnt matter.

Sky Cancer gets it way when it should be "punished" (much punishment )  for dropping near a cruiser with deff. aa - doesnt matter.

 

But the second something related to a premium - and ofc a BB no less - isnt working as op-ly and p2w-ly as intended there is a fix on its way real fast. Thats ofc some serious scumbaggery but nothing I havent come to expect from the oxygen thieves working there.

 

 

41 minutes ago, Loran_Battle said:

As always I really REALLY want to be in some of those dev meetings they seem to have, they sound like... fun.

 

C2H5OH watered with lots of antifreeze and ofc some lead. Explains a lot, doesnt it?

[lup3s]

One for you @havaduck

 

[lameoll]

15 hours ago, Loran_Battle said:

As always I really REALLY want to be in some of those dev meetings they seem to have, they sound like... fun.

their catering does not serve food at those meetings. but alchohol and drugs.

[Leo_Apollo11]

Hi all,

 

21 hours ago, Reaper_JackGBR said:

Update 0.6.11, most important feature: 

• Players from the same Division are now able to compliment or report each other.

 

Don't get too excited... I think this is very bad case of wrong translation...

 

 

Leo "Apollo11"

[ApesTogetherStronK]

I finally managed to make a working video guys. Hory Sheet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpdeOoAW38w&feature=youtu.be
 

 

[havaduck]

@lup3s  I think I actually remember that one - love it ofc.

 

There is a new simulator from the guy(s?) that do these comics: You ll find it serves the theme of WoWs very well. (They are huge, so you gotta click to enlarge)

 

Spoiler

but the promised Dashie simulator:

 

Spoiler

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Well that "5 more minutes in the bathtub" reminds me of me. Damn I love this style. I think I got to post the rest of his simulators over time.

 

 

Well might even play the Iron Duck today and see what it can do ........

[WolfGewehr]

 

 

 

 

 

 

So great. And to get in you had to pass the

 

 

 

[alexelliott74]

Hi SCRUBS and SNUBS!

  I was wondering with the new clan features about to actually appear if there is any plan to how (if?) we merge our members?  THe limit at the moment seems to be 50 (dumb really because 60 would be more helpful).

 

Cheers

Alex 

[Loran_Battle]

The limit should be 100 like in WoT. *grumble* And without having to do weird stuff with clan bases *grumble*.

There will probably be some shuffling around, but merging completely will probably not happen since we also have the 5crub clan as well...

In any case we will see what happens when the patch hits and we can start looking into it.

[lup3s]

19 hours ago, WolfGewehr said:

Spoiler

 

 

Spoiler

 

So great. And to get in you had to pass the

Spoiler

 

 

 

 

Hahaha omg

 

"scrubadub"

[xXx_Blogis_xXx]

On 9/6/2017 at 11:43 PM, Loran_Battle said:

 

Ah, so now we don't even need to count in with divisions to boost karma! GG WP. (coughthisisnotanadmissiontocountincheatingcoughinb4anotherthreadaboutthatcough).

 

As always I really REALLY want to be in some of those dev meetings they seem to have, they sound like... fun.

1000 karma here I come! (lemme think. thats +10 karma a day, so getting to 1000 karma just takes 100 games in a division. Sounds good to me! Who wants to join in?!

 

 

You are welcome to join. Bare in mind clan functionality is down for the moment (at least it is for me). Been that way for 2 weeks now. But you are welcome in our community channel for now: The Scrub Community (case sensitive, use search function ingame). Also, you can join discord if you want (and have it): https://discord.gg/yRenx3d

 

if you play with me you kama get 0 more then u get 1000 :P

 

As for clan Merge i would say like this : Main Scrubs should hold high winrate players  lets say minimum 55% and up, as for for other let say , a students , can merge 5crub to snubs and do snubys large caliber :P with no winrate req ( maybe min 50) its no doubt we handle all with gene)

[lup3s]

German engineering

 

 

 

 

And I want WG to make this into an in-game flag.

 

[havaduck]

Sideknot bathing ..... suit? Well thats a new thing.

 

 

7 hours ago, lup3s said:

And I want WG to make this into an in-game flag.

 

 

 

Oh god I love this so much, it cant be described! Believe it or not, I got 0 % of the game modded into Pony, but holy hell this would be instantly established as Battleflag on all of my ships!

 

 

 

Speaking of which: Fell fast asleep yesterday ...... until my phone-alarm clock (forgot/hadnt had the chance to turn it off really) rang in the morning ..... shut it off -> More sleep.

 

 

At least on Thursday I got reminded why I havent uninstalled the game yet when Wolf and Live shanghaied me a few games. Had some real fun*1, even though its probably hard to tell with all the bitching that comes naturally when playing the game. I even got stuck later in TS which is partly the reason I was then so tired after work on Friday.

 

 

(*1 Not only about winning, but I felt like the division made a huge difference in 2 of those games .......... unlike just waiting 5-10 minutes see who has won the shitteamlottery).

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It that penguin stuff still running strong? I remember seeing all kinds of shenanigans years ago.

 

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On the clans: Lets see what WGs  plans   fevery nightmares transfer into. If something comes along for our competitive players that also want to play competitive, a lot of shifting around will be required anyway. I certainly lack both the skill and ships/captains, so I will make room for those that do.

 

Anyway aside from just enhanced space, there was also talk about linked clans ........ so lets see how (bad) that turns out.

Well maybe even all the branches of snubs can contribute resources and then share some of its benefits. Would be desperately needed as that sock wearing dress-code enforced by AO isnt cheap, you know?

 

 

(ah screw it, well just make AO pay for it as usual )

 

 

[lup3s]

 

On 29-8-2017 at 9:58 PM, Aotearas said:

In the meantime, I decided to just make a simple hat lottery for the remaining two König Albert bonus codes I got from Gamescom.

Considering the ship is soon to be removed from the premium store permanently, I urge that ONLY members of the clan that don't already own it apply for the lottery (just quote or mention me in this thread saying you want to participate).

 

I'll collect the names, write them on paper pieces, put all that stuff into my WG cappy, then draw two pieces and PM the lucky fellas with their codes.

 

On 30-8-2017 at 1:56 AM, lup3s said:

I'd like to have a shot at that König Albert

 

You can remove me from that lottery, friend of mine just gifted me some doubloons to buy the König Albert in-game.

[WolfGewehr]

2 hours ago, havaduck said:

 

I even got stuck later in TS which is partly the reason I was then so tired after work on Friday.

 

 

 

Yeah, I did kinda postpone your shower ^^

 

The usual "I need to go, but hey lets talk about X, Y and Z" just to realize a f*ckload of time has passed and I still haven't got into shower...

 

 

E:

 

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It that penguin stuff still running strong?

 

No, CP got rekt this year, just to be succeeded with a sh*tty remake:

 

 

[Aotearas]

Alright, I'll be doing my König Albert raffle this Thursday. If you haven't applied before that day, you won't be entered into the pool. Again, only those who don't already have the König Albert need apply.

[havaduck]

19 hours ago, WolfGewehr said:

The usual "I need to go, but hey lets talk about X, Y and Z" just to realize a f*ckload of time has passed and I still haven't got into shower...

 

Yeah well ......

 

 

guilty as charged. Who needs sleep anyway when there is coffee? 

 

 

 

4 hours ago, Aotearas said:

Alright, I'll be doing my Pony-Plushy raffle this Thursday. If you haven't applied before that day, you won't be entered into the pool. Again, only those who don't already have at least 1 Pony-Plushy need apply.

 

 

 

 

 

It had to be done ........... and tbf I actually got one more about the lucky winners unboxing:

 

 

..........ok, now I am done. (or am I? )

 

 

 

€: An on that sudden outbreak of that Discord-Plague:

 

 

"So take your Tyranny away!" - aka gtfo with this crap. ;) 

[BadGene616]

51 pages

 

FIFTY ONE PAGES OF THIS (and people still apply?) 

[WolfGewehr]

35 minutes ago, BadGene616 said:

51 pages

 

FIFTY ONE PAGES OF THIS (and people still apply?) 

 

 

Yes. And as this thread is all about random sh*t:

 

 

Looks as desperate as SCRUBs trying to carry the team on weekends