[SCRUB] The Scrubs - Recruitment thingy

[lameoll]

 

17 minutes ago, mtm78 said:

 

Our tongue's are clean though! 

 

Well, ofc that depends on the windows we licked prior but still  

 this window needs licking 

[mtm78]

Well.....

 

[Live85]

On 30/7/2017 at 8:54 AM, Aotearas said:

 

Austria.

 

Any temperature are which chocolate starts melting is considered valid reason to declare a state of national emergency. And havaduck is going the extra euro-aussie mile by living with two hotblooded chicks that do naught but cuddle under his clothes, which naturally ends in quite a sweaty threesome all the damn time.

 

He even has the balls to complain about that!

 

here the temperatures won't drop below 40° for the whole week. Today we had 43°. Perceived temperature is over 45°. We're expecting the same temperatures for the next two days.

[lup3s]

New page and no shipfu or pony yet?

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Loran_Battle]

On 8-7-2017 at 8:06 AM, Aotearas said:

Havaduck, sounds like you need a Spiderbro or two.

 

Bloody mosquitoes and stuff is precisely why I keep a couple spiders around. Seriously, a spider placing its web near your windows and that's an instant half the possible insect plague dealt with.

That or you could get yourself a Gecko. Though not sure how that would fly with the birds ...

 

You guys have found my weakness... I actually have arachnafobia (not kidding for a change). My standard reaction to spiders can best be explained by a simple image:

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On 25-7-2017 at 4:09 PM, Reaper_JackGBR said:

Too tame havaduck says! 

Shall we fix that? 

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oh yes! yes! YEAAAH!

 

On 29-7-2017 at 5:02 PM, KubusSc7 said:

You seem like a fun lot. I am on the lookout for higher tier division all the time. Not really interested in serious clan stuff, tho. Only ppl to have fun with. Stats if needed

 

Anybody help you yet? I've been kinda out of the loop for the past few weeks...

 

7 hours ago, Reaper_JackGBR said:

As for stats, honestly going by your sig that's more than acceptable, and in any case we all love helping people out, honestly when it comes to things like stats we might be on the higher end of things but we're all filthy casuals really. 

 

Speak for yourself you filthy casual! I'm a full grown potato. It is just that the farmer spilled some purple coloring stuffs on me... Don't judge me!

TBH, I'm almost tempted to include a new line (as suggested) in the "requirements".... something about liking either one of the following:

- Heresy (if you don't get the reference,  well screw you)

- Ponies (Well, I guess...)

- Waifus (Where can I get one?)

- Anime in general,  hentai in particular please.

 

In any case, I missed this whole thread, because I was fiddling around with notifications after the forum change... I'm sad that I wasn't part of this conversation for the past weeks.

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Then again, reading through this thread I'm feeling a lot of strange emotions... Confusion, utter joy, strange arousal, massive resignation at the weirdness of life and a lot of other stuff...

Loran out... maybe

 

 

 

[lup3s]

10 minutes ago, Loran_Battle said:

In any case, I missed this whole thread, because I was fiddling around with notifications after the forum change... I'm sad that I wasn't part of this conversation for the past weeks.

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Then again, reading through this thread I'm feeling a lot of strange emotions... Confusion, utter joy, strange arousal, massive resignation at the weirdness of life and a lot of other stuff...

Loran out... maybe

 

I remember this glorious quote from our Überlord Loran:

 

On 11/6/2017 at 5:12 PM, Loran_Battle said:

I'm starting to wonder if this is the most epic thread on this forum or the absolute worst trash... Probably both.

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But I guess in any case this next picture applies

So carry on Scrubs!

 

We will carry on master!

[WolfGewehr]

8 minutes ago, Loran_Battle said:

 

You guys have found my weakness... I actually have arachnafobia (not kidding for a change). My standard reaction to spiders can best be explained by a simple image:

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My reaction to that picture :D

 

I don't have fobia for spiders, but every time I find one I get all the possible weapons of destruction from Zyklon B to bare hands to kill it with fire. And then throw it into toilet and shlush it away ^^

 

 

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Gladly we don't really have harmful or big fuc ktards known as spiders here in the north.

[mtm78]

I'm scared of spiders which are bigger than my hand and have strange colors so it depends on which drugs are ingested which domestic spiders turn into walking nightmares

 

No seriously, one time a spider sneaked up my wall next to me playing wows and I suddenly see it from the corner of my eye. The warped perspective on the utter edges off my perception made it look so enormous I literally jumped up screaming like a little girl 

 

Then I took a glass and a paper and put the spider on my balcony and told him/her to go eat some more mosquitoes ( but not come back inside ) 

[Robber_Baron]

On 31-7-2017 at 9:51 PM, Aotearas said:

 

(video with music and lots of kawaii shipfu's)

Well, thanks to you I got this song stuck in my head for the entire day. 

And maybe me searching for vids with that music featuring Prinz Eugen might have something to do with that as well. 

 

[Aotearas]

 

 

There's also a version of her clad in bikini only, but for the sake of our younger windowlickers I only linked this one.

[lup3s]

39 minutes ago, Aotearas said:

There's also a version of her clad in bikini only

 

 

[Robber_Baron]

I found the one with Pringles in bikini as well, and considered posting it together with a picture of Prinz Eugen leaning with her lungs against a window (the closest thing I could find to window licking, and mind you, she was dressed). But decided to not post it, since some people already go berserk over Haifuri (the anime itself, not fan art).

 

[xXx_Blogis_xXx]

19 hours ago, mtm78 said:

I'm scared of spiders which are bigger than my hand and have strange colors so it depends on which drugs are ingested which domestic spiders turn into walking nightmares

 

No seriously, one time a spider sneaked up my wall next to me playing wows and I suddenly see it from the corner of my eye. The warped perspective on the utter edges off my perception made it look so enormous I literally jumped up screaming like a little girl 

 

Then I took a glass and a paper and put the spider on my balcony and told him/her to go eat some more mosquitoes ( but not come back inside ) 

 

didnt see  you long in game mtm when u back ?

[mtm78]

I am on holidays for the duration I have my kids this break. Well, holidays not really as im at home but we're going out doing stuff every day.

 

At lineaushof right now for instance..

[Aotearas]

Alright fellas, I'll be at this year's Gamescom in Cologne on wednesday the 23rd of August, prowling around the WG booth among other places. If anyone else from here is going on the same day, let's meet!

 

Also let's upon up y'all creativity valves and see what comes steamin' outta those: I'll be making a custom printed shirt (polo shirt for extra swaggyness) and I want to put us Scrubs there (someone gotta carry you lot on their back anyway!). So get those creativity juices flowing and make up some neat Scrub clan pictures that I can put on that shirt to wear with pride and a slight sidenote of embarrassment.

 

I'll have space for at least one large image that goes on the back, so get wild with that one boys (though it has to be about WoWs and our clan, obviously). I shall even allow a pony for havaduck under the condition that it fits with the rest and isn't overbearing (it's about the Scrubs after all!) AND distinctively labeled as havaduck! Also for the back I naturally want my nickname with clantags across shoulder height/width (big picture goes just below that, you guys can merge the two together or just make two seperate images).

For the front we obviously need a neat version of our Clan tags! Given that it'll be a polo shirt, that leaves room for one more small'ish image (something that incorporates the Gamescom logo would fly pretty well, say a Scrub licking it as an example).

 

 

Ready, set, go!

 

 

@Tuccy@MrConway

You guys are welcome to get creative aswell and submit something in this thread if any of your art designers are feeling bored. Or maybe give me VIP access to the WG booth, or just shower me with bonus codes that I can give (half of) to my clan, just saying ...

[Tuccy]

And here I hoped you wanted to recruit me :(

 

What about some captainy and fishy stuff? :)

[mtm78]

I'm quite interested where you're going to put my Shima though  

 

Also, we should be able to vote on posts, I'm out of likes.... 

 

Just now, Tuccy said:

And here I hoped you wanted to recruit me :(

 

What about some captainy and fishy stuff? :)

 

When I meet you in game you're already in a clan, idk is has some funky name, not really competitive either in some ways but in others they seem to be market leaders... don't ask me how though ;)

[WolfGewehr]

This was just AO's sikrit plan to get staff to post here ^^

[xXx_Blogis_xXx]

2 minutes ago, Tuccy said:

And here I hoped you wanted to recruit me :(

 

What about some captainy and fishy stuff? :)

 

Mister Tuccys fishes always welcome) Hope we can fish a good loots too :P Maybe few new 21 point captains ?

[WolfGewehr]

33 minutes ago, Aotearas said:

Snipeti snip

 

 

You mean the text like this?

 

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And yeah, that's the idea that came fast into my mind for the design of the shirt's backside.  Though I'm just so horrible at drawing anything else than non-living things aka engineering pr0n. And if I really wanted go pro mode I'd take a piece of paper and pencil instead this tablet as I still need to learn drawing with this thing.

[Aotearas]

34 minutes ago, Tuccy said:

And here I hoped you wanted to recruit me :(

 

What about some captainy and fishy stuff? :)

 

For recruitment you'll have to talk to Loran or Blogis.

 

And yeah, if you guys want to submit a fishy captain, do go ahead. If it has something of a Scrub theme (just look through this thread to get a rough idea) then even better! Or if you guys want to do something but not be subject to any limitations that I set here (or get outbidden by my fellow Scrublords), I'm sure there's a cappy or something you guys can conjure up that goes onto unoccupied body space.

 

If you guys do make something however, I will ask for pictures at your booth so you better have time for that!

 

7 minutes ago, WolfGewehr said:

 

 

You mean the text like this?

 

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And yeah, that's the idea that came fast into my mind for the design of the shirt's backside.  Though I'm just so horrible at drawing anything else than non-living things aka engineering pr0n. And if I really wanted go pro mode I'd take a piece of paper and pencil instead this tablet as I still need to learn drawing with this thing.

 

Yeah, pretty much like this. Though be sparing with memes and stuff, the shirt should be about the Scrubs clan foremost and not about all the weird stuff we tend to flind around, that stuff should be more background. Also, that pony is taking up entirely too much space

[WolfGewehr]

9 minutes ago, Aotearas said:

Yeah, pretty much like this. Though be sparing with memes and stuff, the shirt should be about the Scrubs clan foremost and not about all the weird stuff we tend to flind around, that stuff should be more background. Also, that pony is taking up entirely too much space

 

For the draft itself; it's not really in scale. I know the pony is big but that's so just because it's first pony(like) thing I have ever drawn so it became with a bit weird looking proportions.

 

Anyways I can't promise I'd do anything in the end as I lack a bit skill, but I still want to ask

 

 

"How does one describe SCRUB clan in a picture?"

 

 

I mean how would you do it yourself. Or, what elements a picture of SCRUBs should have?  A ship(s) is pretty obvious but what more. Any ideas guys?

[Aotearas]

2 minutes ago, WolfGewehr said:

 

For the draft itself; it's not really in scale. I know the pony is big but that's so just because it's first pony(like) thing I have ever drawn so it became with a bit weird looking proportions.

 

Anyways I can't promise I'd do anything in the end as I lack a bit skill, but I still want to ask

 

 

"How does one describe SCRUB clan in a picture?"

 

 

I mean how would you do it yourself. Or, what elements a picture of SCRUBs should have?  A ship(s) is pretty obvious but what more. Any ideas guys?

 

Obviously there needs to be windows and licking. And some crazy stuff (that's where the memes come in) because well, we're kinda a whack bunch. Maybe a couple seals (wait, what am I talking about again?) ... let's just brainstorm a bit and then someone who's not artistically challenged can put it together if we got something neat.

[mtm78]

We need a Shimakaze, a Yubari and on the back Atago, in full battle damage ofc. If needed, they can be photoshopped to have tongue's licking stuff..... 

[WolfGewehr]

Hahaha, one idea came into my mind:

 

Guy/captain is licking the window while watching (through window duh) how a seal gets beaten the f*ck out :D

 

 

Yeah, we need to continue brainstorming and need ideas from others too. Btw, can we use pictures from internet or does it need to be entirely original content (handmade so to say) ?