[EXNOM] Spuggy Players 557 posts 6,203 battles Report post #1 Posted October 22, 2016 (edited) Polishing his torpedo. Seriously, he just won't stop!! So who is he? Edited October 22, 2016 by Spuggy 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waxx25 Players 1,296 posts 11,488 battles Report post #2 Posted October 22, 2016 I polish my torpedo daily. 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[SPUDS] Comrad_StaIin Beta Tester 4,594 posts 20,080 battles Report post #3 Posted October 22, 2016 I polish my torpedo daily. only daily ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waxx25 Players 1,296 posts 11,488 battles Report post #4 Posted October 22, 2016 only daily ? ive been neglecting it recently, its sad i know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TPHPaskins Players 24 posts 1,647 battles Report post #5 Posted October 22, 2016 lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[THESO] Mandyxx Weekend Tester, In AlfaTesters 561 posts 29,499 battles Report post #6 Posted October 22, 2016 only daily ? Two times/day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
passwordistooshort Players 0 posts 115 battles Report post #7 Posted October 22, 2016 His name is Sir Arthur Tadodgy and he loves polish ingbig dangerous things. He got the position after applying through one of those "Special jobs for special people" programs funded by EU. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mike_864 Players 158 posts 6,568 battles Report post #8 Posted October 22, 2016 What about the guy who appears at the railing and starts to shout/sing something? Perhaps its a torp polishing song about how he would like to penetrate the softer parts of the Queen Mary with his 18" torpedo ... ! PS. I actually think he is waxing the torpedo to make it slippier in the water... thereby cheating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_Chaffin Players 61 posts 3,392 battles Report post #9 Posted October 22, 2016 Shame the WG employee's didn't spend less time polishing their torpedos when they were designing the RN CLs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[LXT] _interceptor_80 Players 385 posts 20,233 battles Report post #10 Posted October 22, 2016 He is a reason why tier 9/10 are so expensive to play Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[PORT] VonBroich [PORT] Beta Tester, Players 422 posts 54,757 battles Report post #11 Posted October 22, 2016 I polish my torpedo daily. Probably running the risk of premature detonation.... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cro_pwr Players 2,735 posts 10,310 battles Report post #12 Posted October 22, 2016 - So mate you were in a navy?- Yea, I served on DD34 - What were you, a gunner? Communication? - I was polishing torpedos. That would make a great story 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[NECRO] Deckeru_Maiku Beta Tester 6,636 posts 24,864 battles Report post #13 Posted October 22, 2016 The story could even be better, if he had to polish torpedoes on a polish destroyer. If he had to polish the polish destroyer, too, he would have had to use two different types of polish: torpedo polish and destroyer polish, 'cause you can't polish a polish destroyer with torpedo polish or a torpedo with polish destroyer polish. 18 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BAD-A] cherry2blost [BAD-A] Beta Tester 2,078 posts 22,300 battles Report post #14 Posted October 22, 2016 The story could even be better, if he had to polish torpedoes on a polish destroyer. If he had to polish the polish destroyer, too, he would have had to use two different types of polish: torpedo polish and destroyer polish, 'cause you can't polish a polish destroyer with torpedo polish or a torpedo with polish destroyer polish. No... Just no !! Too early in the day for THAT tongue twister ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KL_7 Players 109 posts 4,949 battles Report post #15 Posted October 22, 2016 PS. I actually think he is waxing the torpedo to make it slippier in the water... thereby cheating. He's applying the torpedo acceleration hax Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[EXNOM] Spuggy Players 557 posts 6,203 battles Report post #16 Posted October 22, 2016 Still no comment from a WG staff member to name and shame the culprit!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[EXNOM] Spuggy Players 557 posts 6,203 battles Report post #17 Posted October 22, 2016 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! WHERE HAS HE GONE?!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robihr Players 3,168 posts 9,352 battles Report post #18 Posted October 22, 2016 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! WHERE HAS HE GONE?!! he went to polish his torpedo in private 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BONUS] Bellegar Beta Tester 1,866 posts Report post #19 Posted October 22, 2016 Or maybe he is indeed polishing the ship now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KarmaQU_EU Beta Tester 803 posts 4,376 battles Report post #20 Posted October 22, 2016 Ooh so they have crew on ships now. And small objects too... wonderful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[WG] Tuccy [WG] WG Staff, Alpha Tester 3,516 posts 11,627 battles Report post #21 Posted October 22, 2016 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! WHERE HAS HE GONE?!! Even torpedo polishers have other duties sometmes. For example mopping the deck. Anyway, please do not abuse them too much, this is kinda penal duty for our people and everyone lives in permanent dread of being assigned to this duty. We draw straws every morning :s 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[PORT] VonBroich [PORT] Beta Tester, Players 422 posts 54,757 battles Report post #22 Posted October 22, 2016 (edited) this is kinda penal duty Sounds more like a fallacy to me Edited October 22, 2016 by VonBroich 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RenamedUser_92906789 Players 5,828 posts Report post #23 Posted October 22, 2016 He went to take a swim... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[EXNOM] Spuggy Players 557 posts 6,203 battles Report post #24 Posted October 22, 2016 He went to take a swim... That must be the War Gaming rec room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[WG] Tuccy [WG] WG Staff, Alpha Tester 3,516 posts 11,627 battles Report post #25 Posted October 23, 2016 By the way, since we are on this subject... Did anyone check, that SS Red Oak Victory is actually a real vessel? One of the Victory class freighters (follow-up to the Liberty class) which is currently preserved in Richmond, California: 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
