Armo1000 Alpha Tester 686 posts 650 battles Report post #1 Posted June 30, 2015 (edited) Well it seems that the WoT sheep have arrived in force now and the results are nothing short of so bad that its gotten funny. I got annoyed at first but it became so common that i just laugh at the utter failures some of my games are as a result of the new players. Loosing on 4/5 kill games are regular now and its no surprise when your own team all start torping and shooting each other last min. Or seeing 4 cruisers going against 1 and loosing. but thats not even the worst I've seen no. I have had half my team flank the enemy go just in front of there cap only to all turn around and run after they see one enemy BB. And then all torp each other after they see one CV. well you can imagine that after games like that shouting at your monitor that you have to stop. So feel free to share your own laughable experiences of new players so at least some comedic good will come out of their mishaps. (It seems people are getting the wrong impression from this thread. So let me explain that i have no intention of bashing new players. I made this topic to share the comedic moments that have come from all the new players that don't really know are they are doing yet) Edited June 30, 2015 by Armo1000 14 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[POP] YukiEiriKun [POP] Beta Tester 1,500 posts 5,749 battles Report post #2 Posted June 30, 2015 Oh dear. And here I was, waiting for an relaxing evening with my little rusbuckets of love. Well.. My life after the CBT wipe has been rather hard so maybe this'll be different. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[T2FTW] DanottiTR Beta Tester 241 posts 19,509 battles Report post #3 Posted June 30, 2015 (edited) This is my laughable moment ...or wait not indeed .... omg ..these teams ...they are unbelievable ...... Horribad ..terribad teams all over the place .... Edited June 30, 2015 by DanottiTR 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
69thBuLLeT Alpha Tester 176 posts 1,602 battles Report post #4 Posted June 30, 2015 (edited) Well see it this way: Step 1: Grind your main line. In my case that's US CA. Step 2: Get some low tier DDs and drown in the delicious tears of futile rage from your newbie opponents. (IOW Seal-Club) EDIT: Whaaaaat? A 5K, 17 torp hit Defeat? Ouchies. Edited June 30, 2015 by 69thBuLLeT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LilJumpa Beta Tester 4,603 posts 7,488 battles Report post #5 Posted June 30, 2015 So feel free to share your own laughable experiences of new players so at least some comedic good will come out of their stupidity. aaaaaaaaand we're one step closer to turning these forums into the same retarded place called "Wot - General discussion" (btw the stupidity level of Alpha and Beta testers on these Forums has increased by over 9000 in the last couple of days. GJ!!) 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xGyilkosx Alpha Tester 236 posts 903 battles Report post #6 Posted June 30, 2015 I just spotted a few Wot playes, and I am sure they are from wot ( I was busy trying to survive to take a screenshot) Just imagine 4 cruisers all stopped behind a island almost touching one with another waiting for the enemy team to get to us, the rest of the team getting shots from everywhere and they just waiting 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[ST-EU] Admiral_noodle Supertest Coordinator 6,337 posts 4,395 battles Report post #7 Posted June 30, 2015 I remember being that bad. We even called the game beaching simulator because I didn't know how to map. Mind you deal clubbing is good sometimes. It gives people an idea of what good looks like But. Can we be nice and try to coach maybe! ;) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BONUS] Hedgehog1963 [BONUS] Beta Tester 3,211 posts 14,951 battles Report post #8 Posted June 30, 2015 I've ground up to the Minekaze since Friday and kept all those Jap DD's in port just for this moment. "The second happy time," is with us. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[SCRUB] AgarwaenME Beta Tester 4,811 posts 13,808 battles Report post #9 Posted June 30, 2015 Well it seems that the WoT sheep have arrived in force now and the results are nothing short of so bad that its gotten funny. I got annoyed at first but it became so common that i just laugh at the utter failures some of my games are as a result of the new players. Loosing on 4/5 kill games are regular now and its no surprise when your own team all start torping and shooting each other last min. Or seeing 4 cruisers going against 1 and loosing. but thats not even the worst I've seen no. I have had half my team flank the enemy go just in front of there cap only to all turn around and run after they see one enemy BB. And then all torp each other after they see one CV. well you can imagine that after games like that shouting at your monitor that you have to stop. So feel free to share your own laughable experiences of new players so at least some comedic good will come out of their stupidity. The biggest problem WoT has, is people with your attitude. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[-AP-] Lord_WC [-AP-] Weekend Tester 1,000 posts 8,199 battles Report post #10 Posted June 30, 2015 With 51% WR I wouldn't be so quick to downtalk people for being sheep... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ironhammer500 Beta Tester 1,111 posts 5,268 battles Report post #11 Posted June 30, 2015 With 51% WR I wouldn't be so quick to downtalk people for being sheep... 51% is actually above avg for win rates. Right now any win rate measure below at least 1k games is pointless. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BONUS] Hedgehog1963 [BONUS] Beta Tester 3,211 posts 14,951 battles Report post #12 Posted June 30, 2015 With 51% WR I wouldn't be so quick to downtalk people for being sheep... Oh it didn't take long for this to come to WOWS. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pivke Beta Tester 542 posts 3,394 battles Report post #13 Posted June 30, 2015 what do you mean WOT players are sheeps? they are great! my efficency has just gone up for 200% since they arrived. now i can play the "shitty" low tier ships nad get very decent XP with them... 2 days ago i couldnt get more than 800 XP in any ship any battle, now im easili racking up 1800 in every battle. happy times! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liviu_Von_Prundar Beta Tester 134 posts 6,399 battles Report post #14 Posted June 30, 2015 This is my laughable moment ...or wait not indeed .... omg ..these teams ...they are unbelievable ...... Horribad ..terribad teams all over the place .... OMG... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armo1000 Alpha Tester 686 posts 650 battles Report post #15 Posted June 30, 2015 With 51% WR I wouldn't be so quick to downtalk people for being sheep... Im not down talking anyone just sharing my experience of the game in the past few days. Also win rate does not mean a thing to me as long as i have fun and play the game properly. And 51% is perfectly fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xXx_Blogis_xXx Alpha Tester, Players 5,335 posts 35,510 battles Report post #16 Posted June 30, 2015 This is my laughable moment ...or wait not indeed .... omg ..these teams ...they are unbelievable ...... Horribad ..terribad teams all over the place .... well done , do u use premium + flags ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[-AP-] Lord_WC [-AP-] Weekend Tester 1,000 posts 8,199 battles Report post #17 Posted June 30, 2015 (edited) Im not down talking anyone just sharing my experience of the game in the past few days. Also win rate does not mean a thing to me as long as i have fun and play the game properly. And 51% is perfectly fine. I was under the impression that 'in the last few days' you weren't able to play with open beta people. Since there was not any. Edited June 30, 2015 by Lord_WC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dont_Care_2015 Players 62 posts 1,325 battles Report post #18 Posted June 30, 2015 This topic is hilarious! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[-AP-] Lord_WC [-AP-] Weekend Tester 1,000 posts 8,199 battles Report post #19 Posted June 30, 2015 Oh it didn't take long for this to come to WOWS. It's more of a reminder that if you look for the fault in others be sure that you are not one to blame in the first place. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[666TH] Darthtanking Beta Tester 171 posts 7,190 battles Report post #20 Posted June 30, 2015 so can any one play wow now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[T2FTW] DanottiTR Beta Tester 241 posts 19,509 battles Report post #21 Posted June 30, 2015 well done , do u use premium + flags ? I am on premium and use the magazine detonation prevantaiton flag addition to more speed flag in my DD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LilJumpa Beta Tester 4,603 posts 7,488 battles Report post #22 Posted June 30, 2015 (edited) This topic is hilarious! Edit: OP changed his post Edited June 30, 2015 by LilJumpa 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ironhammer500 Beta Tester 1,111 posts 5,268 battles Report post #23 Posted June 30, 2015 i admit i feel dirty when i 1v1 a battleship and win with my omaha..but their fault for letting me get in 5km. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BugPowderDust Players 14 posts 479 battles Report post #24 Posted June 30, 2015 (edited) So feel free to share your own laughable experiences of new players so at least some comedic good will come out of their stupidity. My experiences- elitist CBT players whining on here, and also in-game chat channels. Lighten up. Edited June 30, 2015 by BugPowderDust Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BONUS] Hedgehog1963 [BONUS] Beta Tester 3,211 posts 14,951 battles Report post #25 Posted June 30, 2015 so can any one play wow now Apprently not. That's the point of this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
