Should I play Ranked while roaring drunk?

[Gvozdika]

Hi forumites - I find myself in a genuine gameplay discussion conundrum and I hope you can all help me. 

 

I want to play ranked while being completely and utterly tanked. I might have some blood in the alcohol system but I'm not sure. I might also do a spot of juggling with the empty beer bottles to boot. Would playing Ranked while doing this be a good idea?

 

Now before you answer let me set some clear ground rules. If you answer 'No - it isn't a good idea.' I will need to report your post to the moderators because that isn't what I asked for in my post. 

Worse, if you possibly imply that my abilities might not be good enough to play ranked while wearing beer goggles and juggling - that is a personal attack and I'll need to report your post to the mods. 

 

Right - I shall expect your responses forthwith (hiccup). This thread has in no way been inspired by Crabby Commodore's penchant for opening threads and then arguing with anyone who doesn't give them the answer they want. 

 

Thanks in advance. 

[Camperdown]

Off topic: you are an evil man 

[Aethervoxx]

My answer is  .... maybe . Wearing glass beer bottle bottom goggles while blind firing torps should work too (few will expect 'that'   tactic).

[Hugh_Ruka]

Jut try it and let us know ? Genuinely interested in the outcome ...

[Vasilek]

NO not again still cleaning up the mess from last time !! 

 

 

 

[doerhoff_damian]

That depends how much you drink.

If you have to ask yourself which one of the 2 Middle Passages at the 2 Brothers Map is the right one it might have been too much.

The Enemy Team might thank you.

But then again playing bad is not a crime  even if you could do better

[RuruushuVuiBuritania]

Your skill level is already better than a lot of Ranked players and drinking (or smoking) mind-expanding substances usually improves gameplay, in my experience. Make sure to come back here to tell the tale.

[Yedwy]

52 minutes ago, Gvozdika said:

Hi forumites - I find myself in a genuine gameplay discussion conundrum and I hope you can all help me. 

 

I want to play ranked while being completely and utterly tanked. I might have some blood in the alcohol system but I'm not sure. I might also do a spot of juggling with the empty beer bottles to boot. Would playing Ranked while doing this be a good idea?

 

Now before you answer let me set some clear ground rules. If you answer 'No - it isn't a good idea.' I will need to report your post to the moderators because that isn't what I asked for in my post. 

Worse, if you possibly imply that my abilities might not be good enough to play ranked while wearing beer goggles and juggling - that is a personal attack and I'll need to report your post to the mods. 

 

Right - I shall expect your responses forthwith (hiccup). This thread has in no way been inspired by Crabby Commodore's penchant for opening threads and then arguing with anyone who doesn't give them the answer they want. 

 

Thanks in advance. 

Is there any other way to play Ranked? I play best when loaded…

[Molly_Delaney]

YES!

The record for still being functional whilst intoxicated is held by a Marine who had a blood alcohol level of 0.4.....

Ask a medic what that means....

 

[SkollUlfr]

you peaople played sober?

[OldPappy]

Just now, Yedwy said:

Is there any other way to play Ranked?

I was just going to ask that very question! I play sober, so the only good way to play it then would be in a drunken stupor. I would probably enjoy it more!

[Verblonde]

56 minutes ago, Gvozdika said:

Would playing Ranked while doing this be a good idea?

Indubitably! Magnificence is inevitable...!

 

[Molly_Delaney]

You need to play this as well:

 

 

 

 

Wednesday 13 - Too much Blood in my Alcohol system..

[Axilian_1]

Why not? ,  at least there's less chance of noticing how F''ked the whole game is now

[Aethervoxx]

26 minutes ago, doerhoff_damian said:

If you have to ask yourself which one of the 2 Middle Passages at the 2 Brothers Map is the right one it might have been too much.

LOL 

[WorthyOpponent]

Playing World of Warships has been proven to be bad for your mental health when you're sober. I recommend having at least as much alcohol in your veins as German BB gunners. 

[MadBadDave]

May I suggest you drink “proper” tequila, so that you may absorb the salt easier 😉.

[MadBadDave]

4 minutes ago, Axilian_1 said:

Why not? ,  at least there's less chance of noticing how F''ked the whole game is now

Just make sure you aim first the middle ship 😉.

[ihan_paras_nimi]

YES

I had most fun with warships when totally hammered. I do not really drink anymore -> no fun with this game -> no more playing.

[Prophecy82]

As long as you find the "w" key, you will still be more useful then most of the pepegas. 

[Ocsimano18]

Drinking alchohol to the level of being drunk damages your brain and liver, thus it’s not advised to get to that point, which logically implies that playing while being drunk is not advised, as it involves the state of being drunk.

[Gvozdika]

7 minutes ago, Ocsimano18 said:

Drinking alchohol to the level of being drunk damages your brain and liver, thus it’s not advised to get to that point, which logically implies that playing while being drunk is not advised, as it involves the state of being drunk.

I think you might have missed the intent of the OP. Just saying......

[Ocsimano18]

11 minutes ago, Gvozdika said:

I think you might have missed the intent of the OP. Just saying......

My intent was to make the OP and his accomplices break a bad habit to conserve their health for the future, using most convincing arguments.

[HMS_Kilinowski]

5 hours ago, Gvozdika said:

Hi forumites - I find myself in a genuine gameplay discussion conundrum and I hope you can all help me. 

 

I want to play ranked while being completely and utterly tanked. I might have some blood in the alcohol system but I'm not sure. I might also do a spot of juggling with the empty beer bottles to boot. Would playing Ranked while doing this be a good idea?

 

I think you should make it a drinking game. Whenever you lose a battle, you gotta drink a shot.

[Hirohito]

I play way worse if I've had a drink.

I get overconfident, and then play like a sub-50 by doing stuff that I usually would know that I shouldnt.