[JOLLY] UnterSeeBot Players 967 posts Report post #1 Posted August 15, 2021 https://wargaming.com/en/careers/vacancy_1884292/ Although I don't know if they will be recruited in time to help WG say something about miscommunications tomorrow morning. Thoughts? Quote Teacher of English What will you do? Hold online English classes with four to six groups of students of different language levels Hold individual classes with managers Keep logs and deliver reports Hold special courses Perform final testing of students before their promotion to the next level Participate in designing course programs requested by business teams Aid in designing and performing current projects Participate in preparing and holding online events (English Club, debating, etc.) 1 41 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Myrmix Players 949 posts 4,642 battles Report post #2 Posted August 15, 2021 Yeah, it's probably either a distraction for an excuse or they are actually hiring someone to better censor their streams. If they say "miscommunication" again I hope they choke on it. 3 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[JOLLY] UnterSeeBot Players 967 posts Report post #3 Posted August 15, 2021 3 minutes ago, Myrmix said: Yeah, it's probably either a distraction for an excuse or they are actually hiring someone to better censor their streams. If they say "miscommunication" again I hope they choke on it. I am sure a good English teacher will try to expand their vocabulary with suitable synonyms. Also teach yoga to help them keep foot in mouth (you need to be really supple for that). 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CptBarney Players 8,127 posts 245 battles Report post #4 Posted August 15, 2021 4 minutes ago, LoveZeppelin said: I am sure a good English teacher will try to expand their vocabulary with suitable synonyms. Also teach yoga to help them keep foot in mouth (you need to be really supple for that). I best apply to that. Barney could 'enlighten' more of their employees. They might experience several Miscommunications when i release them later. And a free lootbox if they do gud. 2 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BL4CK] OscarVonReuental Players 351 posts 23,339 battles Report post #5 Posted August 15, 2021 Před 17 minutami LoveZeppelin řekl/a: https://wargaming.com/en/careers/vacancy_1884292/ Although I don't know if they will be recruited in time to help WG say something about miscommunications tomorrow morning. Thoughts? Ai just post mi responsss to dis, end I houpe I gett diz joob. Wisssss mi lucc........ 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[G-O-M] Aethervoxx Players 2,597 posts 13,191 battles Report post #6 Posted August 15, 2021 Did you open the link? The job posting is in Minsk, Belarus. I'm sure plenty of applicants will want to live under 'Putin-lite' Lukashenko. 6 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BL4CK] OscarVonReuental Players 351 posts 23,339 battles Report post #7 Posted August 15, 2021 Před 4 minutami Aethervoxx řekl/a: Did you open the link? The job posting is in Minsk, Belarus. I'm sure plenty of applicants will want to live under 'Putin-lite' Lukashenko. Lukaschenko wyl bi mi brodher, guuuth.... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CptBarney Players 8,127 posts 245 battles Report post #8 Posted August 15, 2021 5 minutes ago, Aethervoxx said: Did you open the link? The job posting is in Minsk, Belarus. I'm sure plenty of applicants will want to live under 'Putin-lite' Lukashenko. "A career in our company is always an interesting challenge" You don't say lol, i wonder what challenges the poor sod will experience with this lol. "As well as the experience that you gain working together with world-class experts." Ahh yes, the famous soviet navy that clapped every single blue water navy in 2123 during the battle of easter island. 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[G-O-M] Aethervoxx Players 2,597 posts 13,191 battles Report post #9 Posted August 15, 2021 I put myself forward as CEO of WoWS. I will require all expenses paid (a generous $500 per diem for miscellaneous expenses, paid relocation & accommodation & a salary of $300,000 US per annum (& use of a vehicle & driver at corporate expense). This position may take up to a year to correct the WoWS corporate culture (& I understand Cyprus is a nice place to reside for persons of sufficient means, so a year sounds about right) In exchange, I will terminate the employment of all senior WoWS management (not necessarily limited to senior levels as the rot at HQ is clearly pervasive) & interview & hire new employees. I may even promote from within deserving individuals (but only if I can determine that there are actually any there). I'm also able & willing to begin immediately so there will be no delay in the 'house cleaning'. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[GG-EZ] ihan_paras_nimi Players 226 posts Report post #10 Posted August 15, 2021 I'm not sure the playerbase wants the realization of crazy ideas. 13 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Myrmix Players 949 posts 4,642 battles Report post #11 Posted August 15, 2021 6 minutes ago, ihan_paras_nimi said: I'm not sure the playerbase wants the realization of crazy ideas. Other way of saying "our players will spend unbelievable amounts for pixel boats and scamlootboxes". 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[XTREM] Miragetank90 Players 2,626 posts 18,702 battles Report post #12 Posted August 15, 2021 Yeah people taking the mickey, but it's actually a good thing, and definitely important given the nature of the work and international reach of the products they develop. It's nice to see as far as I'm concerned. Better for everyone if this vacancy is promptly filled with a good teacher. Players included. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkollUlfr Players 1,170 posts 6,026 battles Report post #13 Posted August 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Myrmix said: If they say "miscommunication" again I hope they choke on it. maybe 'miscommunication' has enough exp by now to evolve into 'cultural misunderstanding'. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BOTES] ShuggieHamster [BOTES] Players 807 posts 13,196 battles Report post #14 Posted August 15, 2021 expected it to be in the PR department ... those poor sods must be on double overtime right now! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Camperdown Players 2,501 posts 17,258 battles Report post #15 Posted August 15, 2021 1 hour ago, ihan_paras_nimi said: I'm not sure the playerbase wants the realization of crazy ideas. This does explain a lot 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[DC_DK] hgbn_dk Players 3,370 posts 44,373 battles Report post #16 Posted August 15, 2021 My guess is that they hire 10 then they have some expendable scape goats 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[RDNT] ZeuSueZ1337 Players 434 posts Report post #17 Posted August 16, 2021 English teacher. For a predatorial gaming company. Located in Minsk. Probably the most 2021 job opening I've seen this year - so far..... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CptBarney Players 8,127 posts 245 battles Report post #18 Posted August 16, 2021 @Fat_Maniac Thanks to our gud fren here. You too can now provide the power of miscommunications and cultural misunderstandings while getting paid a fat wad of moneh. https://wargaming.com/en/careers/vacancy_1895101/ May or may not include a lootbox. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[HOO] Fat_Maniac [HOO] Players 2,337 posts 4,238 battles Report post #19 Posted August 16, 2021 Just now, CptBarney said: @Fat_Maniac Thanks to our gud fren here. You too can now provide the power of miscommunications and cultural misunderstandings while getting paid a fat wad of moneh. https://wargaming.com/en/careers/vacancy_1895101/ May or may not include a lootbox. Shame it looks like the role is actually for WoT & WoWP 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CptBarney Players 8,127 posts 245 battles Report post #20 Posted August 16, 2021 Just now, Fat_Maniac said: Shame it looks like the role is actually for WoT & WoWP Ahh so you can miscommuicate in world of buggies and auto-re-auto-loading-reloaders. Or the plane game that is so ded, it makes the dead horse of this game look like it is still drop kicking people. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spartan_Renegade Players 855 posts 7,183 battles Report post #21 Posted August 16, 2021 So... WeeGee finally caught on to Google Translate deliberately screwing up Dasha's original lines? 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[LSCA] gabberworld Players 2,104 posts 16,946 battles Report post #22 Posted August 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Spartan_Renegade said: So... WeeGee finally caught on to Google Translate deliberately screwing up Dasha's original lines? sometimes i laugh my [edited]off when use google translate and translate to my main language. but at-least it's free right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[POP] AndyHill Weekend Tester 1,433 posts Report post #23 Posted August 16, 2021 It's never been about communications. Sure, there are some hickups when people don't have a common language, but when a developer is genuinely interested in making a good game and actually care about their audience, people just laugh the occasional funnies off together. When every game design decision - as well as everything else - is intended to milking quick bucks from the playerbase and the health of the game or the said playerbase is measured in €/min, any communication has to be constructed in an absolutely masterful way just to keep the constant shipstorms remotely manageable. A gem you swallow and then eject is still of great value after a bit of a rinse, but no matter how much you try to polish a turd it takes one quick whiff to figure out what's actually going on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spartan_Renegade Players 855 posts 7,183 battles Report post #24 Posted August 16, 2021 18 hours ago, ihan_paras_nimi said: I'm not sure the playerbase wants the realization of crazy ideas. Not so sure about Wargaming but most companies offer creative freedom to a certain extent...with Microsoft and Sony being the most flexible among them. I think it's hard not to find a studio that doesn't do that unless they're facing deadlines or enforcing mandatory crunch periods like when CDPR handled the Cyberbugs fiasco weeks before its disastrous launch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[GG-EZ] ihan_paras_nimi Players 226 posts Report post #25 Posted August 16, 2021 I'm afraid if someone said: "This game needs dragons." The first comment would not be "Stupid idea" but "How much profit we can make from it?" 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
