What's the funniest cheating accusation you've had?

[totally_potato]

11 hours ago, SV_Kompresor said:

You should have said, "Sorry, who are you again?" 

[OldPappy]

In my Thuderer at long distance (I mean come on! It’s a Thunderer!!😳🤔) Shooting a buffalo and hit it. Hit him agin and he tries to kite away going dark. My last salvo, fired before he goes dark hit and almost kills him AFTER he is undetected. He starts moaning about Thunderers etc and then I fire a predicted guess salvo and sink him. And he looses it!!! The accusations are bombarding the chat, and he is not happier from the fact that even his team mates explains that you dont need to cheat in order to do what I did. 
Me? I could not help but to laugh right out very loudly when that last salvo sank him. It was just soo lucky!

[Fat_Maniac]

Funniest one I've had recently was whilst playing Fletcher. A stationary Benson pops up  as I move in to contest the cap he's sitting in. He drops smoke, but makes no effort to start moving. I torp his smoke, he dies, and the chat starts. I must be cheating, how did I know where he was.

[undutchable80]

A while back, first battle in my shiny new Emerald, of course up-tiered vs tier 7. I do something not so smart and I get abuse from a tier 6 teammate, calling me "noob" and other stuff in all chat

 

I respond (also in all chat): "400 battles mate, so yes I am. Whats your excuse?"

 

Got some positive reactions from both my own teammates and the enemy. 

[xxDeepGamesxx]

Yesterday I went out with my "Balanced" Petro.

 

I contested the Cap and a enemy Hindenburg and a Yamato sailed at the corner to rush my low HP Yamato (both showed flat broadside, Hinden at 6km and Yamato at 8km Distance to me)

I, the average Petro Player, blapped the Hindenburg in one Salvo and the Full HP Yamato in about 3 Salvos (like 25 citadels in under a minute)

 

They both enraged, called me a "Hecker", wished bad things to me and my mum.

 

Just to name a few Words

 

Yamato: "Petro f***** Hecker! Its impossible to pen me at this distance! Citadel Cheats!"

Hindenburg: "Agree, this ***** Hecker killed me with one Salvo! German Ships are impossible to Citadel!"

Yamato: "Pls all report this Hecker"

 

Our Immelmann (He actually watched the entire Scene): "Oh Petro, what terrible things have you done? :D"

Our Yamato: "Petro just did...Petro things

 

The enemie Nevski decided to rush me after this and we ended up Ramming

 

Nevski: "Ah what a fine kiss Comrade Petro"

Me: "Thanks for the compliment m,Lady!"

Immelmann: "And there he goes our Hero!"

Our Napoli: "Ah the youth"

Our Yamato (He even stayed to watch after sinking to the enemy Yamato): "LOL"

 

This was the actual Chatlog, sadly I have no Screenshots

I thought I was getting some nasty messages after this but I actually got + Karma...

[Lexxmac]

Well sadly i didnt  save the Screenshots of the conversation because it was just too funny.

 

I was riding a Somers in a Ranked Match when i found a Chung Mu hiding behind an island, i engaged him sneaking up behind the island at a range between 2-3 km

He was nose in towards the Island so he couldnt really go anywhere....

I startet fireing my Guns -> He Torped

I torped -> He was dead and was blaming me how his torps didnt hit me....

 

And no it wasnt his first game in Chung Mu he had over 150 (checked his Stats after the Match)

 

So at least it was a Potatoe making me lough 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Camperdown]

13 minutes ago, Lexxmac said:

Well sadly i didnt  save the Screenshots of the conversation because it was just too funny.

 

I was riding a Somers in a Ranked Match when i found a Chung Mu hiding behind an island, i engaged him sneaking up behind the island at a range between 2-3 km

He was nose in towards the Island so he couldnt really go anywhere....

I startet fireing my Guns -> He Torped

I torped -> He was dead and was blaming me how his torps didnt hit me....

 

And no it wasnt his first game in Chung Mu he had over 150 (checked his Stats after the Match)

 

So at least it was a Potatoe making me lough 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I always love it when they fire deep water torps at my DD 

[Figment]

1 minute ago, Camperdown said:

I always love it when they fire deep water torps at my DD 

I know! Baby seals are so cute you want to cuddle them!

 

 

 

 

 

_{Right after you gun/torp  them down of course.} 

[ghostbuster_]

3 hours ago, Figment said:

I know! Baby seals are so cute you want to cuddle them!

 

 

 

 

 

_{Right after you gun/torp  them down of course.} 

to see them trying to dodge assashio torps in their cruisers and by doing that showing broadside to my BB and explode is priceless. 

[Foxhound421a]

Once a year ago killed a tirpitz in ranked with Roma he was sat broadside at 13km stationary in full view of the entire team I even citadelled him. It seems to be a trait that players who sit in the open broadside are the quickest to scream hacks! 

[Logan_MountStuart]

19 hours ago, lovelacebeer said:

Bumped into an Asashio in my Mogomi he launched all his torps into me but being an Asashio they did nothing. Apparently I was using “an invulnerable hack”.

 

I wish I had the presence of mind to make a screenshot.

Been there, chasing an Asashio in a Fiji, he screamed in chat that I was "cheating", "hacking", "unfair player ruing the game..."

Eventually, all of in-game chat told him what was going on, but whether he accepted it I remain unconvinced! 

[S_h_i_v_a]

I'm a "cheater" because my Thunderer got citadels on cruisers when using HE shells.  

Even for torping smoked ships. 

[Robber_Baron]

My first time I was accused, I was in a tier 7 Kiev, burning down a Bismarck and his div mate (also a tier 8 BB). Obviously I was a hacker, because they failed to hit me. Sweetest reports I have ever received.