Most obvious things said in chat that make you laugh

[Takethatyoubeast]

Just for larks and we could all use some of that….

 

What was said

 

Why it was silly / context

 

Mark’s out of 10 on the “No s@#t Sherlock-ometer”

 

Ill start :

 

“Go back to playing ping pong you useless noobs”

 

Tier 5 game with Tier 4 : Our team was useless no doubt but most of them had less than 50 games which at Tier 4 Tier 5 isn’t unusual. If you play at low Tier you will meet new players and the abuse being levelled at them doesn’t exactly help them 

 

8 out of 10 on the NSSO 😂

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[ThePurpleSmurf]

I had once a teammate who told me to remain undetected in my low HP DD because if they spot me and i lose my HP then i'll die. For whatever reason i couldn't stop laughing at this for 5 minutes. Like really? If my HP go to zero i'm dead? Good to know.

 

One thing i told a sub-40% player with something like 20k battles who lost an easy won game for us was "just like the prehistoric apes you too will figure out one day how to use your thumbs and become good at the game". Shortly after i got a chat ban, i suspect this had to do with it. Though, i thought it was pretty funny.

[totally_potato]

44 minutes ago, Takethatyoubeast said:

Just for larks and we could all use some of that….

 

What was said

 

Why it was silly / context

 

Mark’s out of 10 on the “No s@#t Sherlock-ometer”

 

Ill start :

 

“Go back to playing ping pong you useless noobs”

 

Tier 5 game with Tier 4 : Our team was useless no doubt but most of them had less than 50 games which at Tier 4 Tier 5 isn’t unusual. If you play at low Tier you will meet new players and the abuse being levelled at them doesn’t exactly help them 

 

8 out of 10 on the NSSO 😂

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know

I had a match where I was in a farragut

There was a Bayern on extremely low HP under focus fire. He's been asking for support all game. So I laid him a smoke and kept them lit.

That Bayern finished at the top of the team (He did have 4 kills so ig he probably did well)

Then in the in-game chat (chat in the port when you are privately talking to a player), he said that he reported me becoz me helping him, gave the enemy team an unfair advantage so he reported me

 

This is what he said

"Wow, the way you cheated really hurts. Ppl like you deserve to lose every single match coz you always give the enemy an unfair situation. Reported you dumbass. Next time play fair"

 

Now am I the only one, or this guy should get himself a psychiatrist?

That guy btw had only 100 battles, and 50% of them were in V-25  and he played like what 3 games in Bayern at the point of that match

 

[Ronchabale]

"I need help"

[Bindolaf_Werebane]

I need intelligence data!

[SV_Kompresor]

Can I just upload an image instead?

 

It was this match btw.

[Leo_Apollo11]

Hi all,

 

1 hour ago, Takethatyoubeast said:

Just for larks and we could all use some of that….

 

What was said

 

Why it was silly / context

 

Mark’s out of 10 on the “No s@#t Sherlock-ometer”

 

Ill start :

 

“Go back to playing ping pong you useless noobs”

 

Tier 5 game with Tier 4 : Our team was useless no doubt but most of them had less than 50 games which at Tier 4 Tier 5 isn’t unusual. If you play at low Tier you will meet new players and the abuse being levelled at them doesn’t exactly help them 

 

8 out of 10 on the NSSO 😂

 

 

 

2 nights ago in "Ranked" our "Fletcher" declared: "Sorry ... I am drunk"...

 

We won - we all survived the match...

 

 

Leo "Apollo11"

[anonym_ziPQbxoJkOE7]

1 hour ago, Takethatyoubeast said:

Just for larks and we could all use some of that….

 

What was said

 

Why it was silly / context

 

Mark’s out of 10 on the “No s@#t Sherlock-ometer”

 

Ill start :

 

“Go back to playing ping pong you useless noobs”

 

Tier 5 game with Tier 4 : Our team was useless no doubt but most of them had less than 50 games which at Tier 4 Tier 5 isn’t unusual. If you play at low Tier you will meet new players and the abuse being levelled at them doesn’t exactly help them 

 

8 out of 10 on the NSSO 😂

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I see "Go play Lego" followed by random profanities pretty often.

And it makes me sad. Not because I get offended, it's because I really want to play Lego sometimes. You see, I used to have this box full of random Lego pieces. And I can't find it anywhere 

So everytime someone says "Go play Lego you useless [edited]" I'm hit by a wave of nostalgia and feel a bit sad 

[Camperdown]

42 minutes ago, Bindolaf_Werebane said:

I need intelligence data!

To which my standard reply is: no you need to close 

Which they then sometimes then do and they die in 2 minutes. 

And I think to myself: what a wonderful world, yeah 

[Takethatyoubeast]

2 hours ago, ThePurpleSmurf said:

I had once a teammate who told me to remain undetected in my low HP DD because if they spot me and i lose my HP then i'll die. For whatever reason i couldn't stop laughing at this for 5 minutes. Like really? If my HP go to zero i'm dead? Good to know.

 

One thing i told a sub-40% player with something like 20k battles who lost an easy won game for us was "just like the prehistoric apes you too will figure out one day how to use your thumbs and become good at the game". Shortly after i got a chat ban, i suspect this had to do with it. Though, i thought it was pretty funny.

OMG my WR would be 100% if I’d known about that HP hack 🤣

[Takethatyoubeast]

2 hours ago, totally_potato said:

You know

I had a match where I was in a farragut

There was a Bayern on extremely low HP under focus fire. He's been asking for support all game. So I laid him a smoke and kept them lit.

That Bayern finished at the top of the team (He did have 4 kills so ig he probably did well)

Then in the in-game chat (chat in the port when you are privately talking to a player), he said that he reported me becoz me helping him, gave the enemy team an unfair advantage so he reported me

 

This is what he said

"Wow, the way you cheated really hurts. Ppl like you deserve to lose every single match coz you always give the enemy an unfair situation. Reported you dumbass. Next time play fair"

 

Now am I the only one, or this guy should get himself a psychiatrist?

That guy btw had only 100 battles, and 50% of them were in V-25  and he played like what 3 games in Bayern at the point of that match

 

Right……..yes lock them up is the way forward 😆

[Cirno9999]

Good Girls go for the D (cap)

[Takethatyoubeast]

1 hour ago, Bindolaf_Werebane said:

I need intelligence data!

This makes me laugh when basically everyone is spotted…..what are you expecting ? Nessie to rise up from Loch Ness wearing a tam o’shanter singing “Donald where’s ya trousers” 🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Cirno9999]

1 minute ago, Takethatyoubeast said:

This makes me laugh when basically everyone is spotted…..what are you expecting ? Nessie to rise up from Loch Ness wearing a tam o’shanter singing “Donald where’s ya trousers” 🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

no sign of intelligent lifeforms out here - Nasa

- played a game in Visby and some dude repeatedly asked me to set a smoke screen

[Takethatyoubeast]

1 hour ago, DEADSNAKE2 said:

I see "Go play Lego" followed by random profanities pretty often.

And it makes me sad. Not because I get offended, it's because I really want to play Lego sometimes. You see, I used to have this box full of random Lego pieces. And I can't find it anywhere 

So everytime someone says "Go play Lego you useless [edited]" I'm hit by a wave of nostalgia and feel a bit sad 

In the near future will people say in new online games “You noob. Go and play WOWS” 

[Cirno9999]

1 minute ago, Takethatyoubeast said:

In the near future will people say in new online games “You noob. Go and play WOWS” 

will be replaced with amogus or minecraft / forkknife

[Takethatyoubeast]

1 minute ago, Cirno9999 said:

no sign of intelligent lifeforms out here - Nasa

- played a game in Visby and some dude repeatedly asked me to set a smoke screen

I’ve said “Yes here you go” in a Visby and then they ask “ Where is it?” 
 

I'm like “Right in front of you, are you stupid?” 😅

[Deckeru_Maiku]

• Attention to the enemy (insert random plane class here)
• Provide AA fire support! (I mean, really??? How is it that this is still in the game? Rubbing salt into the wounds, WG?)

 

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2 hours ago, SV_Kompresor said:

Can I just upload an image instead?

 

It was this match btw.

Sooo...

Your division got 6 kills - check

All other teammembers got only 5 kills - check

8 of the other 9 teammembers got sunk themselves - check

So they probably were playing quite bad (like losing 8 ships while only sinking 5) and might have lost the battle if not for You and the other potatoes in division A...

[Mad_Dog_Dante]

Ranked, all our 3 DD's died within 2 minutes, 1 of them told me in my Carraciolo to 'go cap' where 2 BB's a DD and 1 CA just killed him. So cute.

[Strapps]

One from tonight ...

 

Them: CV reported, -1 for you

Me: you sailed into an island as I was approaching, was I supposed to ignore you?

Them: you ruined my game

Me: how?

Them: it's not fair

 

Well ... er ... ok then ...

 

 

 

 

Also the best insult I've ever received ... "your mother changes the subject when her friends ask about you"

[159Hunter]

CV captain: " DDs OP " after getting killed by DD with 0 kms moved from his spawn

[lovelacebeer]

I think the two most entertaining things I ever read in game where: 

 

- I’m a CV I don’t need to move! ( after being suggested he should run as a DD was hunting him) 

 

- German BBs are long range snipers I must stay back (followed by a long long diatribe of insults that I needed google translate for, because he was full health and terrified of a Cleveland. So you know the standard Bismarck player in this game). 

[lossi_2018]

4 hours ago, ThePurpleSmurf said:

I had once a teammate who told me to remain undetected in my low HP DD because if they spot me and i lose my HP then i'll die

lolz aside, pretty solid advise right there

[lossi_2018]

I used to greet people wit helo there until I got summarily asked to fornicate wit meself in a ranked game after when I remain silent 

[Mad_Dog_Dante]

54 yo male: 'Report Akizuki'