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Since I don't want WG knowing either of my social media accounts, I shall submit my poem here. No, I don't care about the reward; I just want to share my creativity.

 

There used to be a ship that was fun among uniques;
large, accurate guns with a pinch of secondary memes.
Siegfried was the name and AFT was her quirk,
before WG said "f**k you" with the commander rework.

 

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Enterprise, i would like to have you.

You're fast, cute, chibi, kawaii, carina, scary and mighty.

I would like to have you in my port.

 

Kidd, wanna gib some hugs?

2 love letters

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3 hours ago, Ydoum said:

Since I don't want WG knowing either of my social media accounts, I shall submit my poem here. No, I don't care about the reward; I just want to share my creativity.

 


There used to be a ship that was fun among uniques;
large, accurate guns with a pinch of secondary memes.
Siegfried was the name and AFT was her quirk,
before WG said "f**k you" with the commander rework.

 

5/10, and that's being generous. 

 

Not saying you don't have a point, I'm saying that was really bad poetry.

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47 minutes ago, Karasu_Hidesuke said:

 

Everyone's a critic. :Smile_trollface:

That's the risk you run when you post stuff on here.:Smile-_tongue:

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Enemies are red

Friendlies are green

I'm playing CV

Nobody Loves Me.

 

(Happy Valentine's Day, WG). 

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My poor RN CL popped out of its smoke!
Evasive manoeuvres, this is no joke,
A DD to port, a plane in the air,
Full rudder, oh nuts, who put that island there?!

 

- Captain Jack Dunkirk

 

That was the last I heard from Jack on his final Mino outing. He refused to accept he'd lost the ability to enhance his smoke.

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Ooooh poems? Here's my entry:

(You need to use the melody of the rasputin)

 

Behold: The ex-putin

 

There lives a certain man in turkey down below,

he is big and strong, in his pants a raging bone.

Most posters look at him, with terror and with fear,

but to WG devs he is such a lovely shill.

 

He can play his enty like a killer, 

full of murder in his eyes,

but he also is the kind of shill pill,

forumites despise.

 

Exca here you see, CBs aren't his cup of tea,

although we ask him to play them with us,

Exca here you see, he'd rather rub his enty-ty,

It is a shame what he has become.

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I once met my waifu, the eldest of four,

the schedule was hard but I managed alright 

Hiei by day and Kongo by night 

 

 

I will show myself out, I’m so sorry guys. 

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oh, how could i leave this out lol....

 

oh fuso,

the name u bare,

is f-u-so,

the meme to do not dare,

 

raise the fingers high,

make cl's hard cry,

everytime they see yo,

the raised mid of the fuso,

 

as the shotgun they did degrade,

ur strength they did debate,

until u crossed their way,

and made em have a fuso day.

 

 

 

 

this one cannot read,

this one cannot see,

this doesnt even exist,

until it does hit the midst,

and turns nther deadeye dark,

tiniest fish, made to be the biggest shark

who am i?!

 

 

 

njoy... or not....... but be sure to have a cookie :Smile_medal:

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5 hours ago, 22cm said:

You all lameass wannabe poets: better just stick to team-torping your teammmates, you have more talent there...

They shoot you up, your team mates' crews

They may not mean to, but they do

They fill your hull with AP holes

And sometimes with torpedoes, too....

 

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6 hours ago, 22cm said:

You all lameass wannabe poets: better just stick to team-torping your teammmates, you have more talent there...

did that yesterday, it was quite poetic how it happened, i fired my torps which i thought were safe, the friendly DD decided to leave their smoke just in front of me and fire in the open and began stopping just as my torps turned up, it was all so close there was no time to warn them and those torps simply deleted him, he was spotted and would have died from firing in the open anyway but....this was magnificent in it's tragedy..... my bad

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Vor 20 Stunden, Pametrada sagte:

CVs

Are crap.

 

Yes, I know it doesn't rhyme.

 

As fast as the finger snap

They can strike you while having a nap

They are the edited all over the map

To all but themselves

CVs are crap.

 

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I removed some off topic and insulting posts.

Also avoid comparing game elements with (terminal) diseases. Those will be edited or removed in the forum and in severe cases you might receive a warning as well.

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