[BBMM] BLUB__BLUB [BBMM] Players 8,818 posts 17,199 battles Report post #1 Posted January 16, 2021 Getting a LOt of these lately, so maybe we should make it a contest of some sorts. Maybe it makes some others feel a bit better. Here we go: 7:06 and a loss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[CHEFT] DFens_666 Players 13,162 posts 11,029 battles Report post #2 Posted January 16, 2021 5:15, but finding that screenshot would take quite some time. But i know its 5:15... loss btw 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[SPURD] Itwastuesday Players 1,768 posts 13,581 battles Report post #3 Posted January 17, 2021 Does ranked count? I played Hindy today. 3 minutes in I find T9 ikea and he's dead 5 minutes in I yolo petro and kill him 6 minutes in our whole team is dead 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BBMM] BLUB__BLUB [BBMM] Players 8,818 posts 17,199 battles Report post #4 Posted January 17, 2021 Put them here guys, it will at least be funny. And maybe somebody will take some comfort in it. As in "it could be worse"... My team, got to ZERO POINTS. Reds capped all the caps, and killed a few. Meanwhile everybody else was hiding... LMAO. Zero points in 7 minutes. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[HU-SD] Prospect_b Players 2,655 posts 14,214 battles Report post #5 Posted January 17, 2021 @El2aZeR didn't you save a few hilarious screenshots? Quite sure there's been a lot (as in way too many) 6-7 minute games, but I can't be bothered making an inventory. It's not like we have a game developer that cares about game quality. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[CMWR] Lootboxer Players 3,817 posts 21,306 battles Report post #6 Posted January 17, 2021 I had a fair share of 6m something games but did not bother with a screenshots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[THESO] asalonen Privateer 791 posts 15,219 battles Report post #7 Posted January 17, 2021 We had this a couple months ago: A win in 4:59 in a tier 10 battle. There's also a video below. The funny thing is that it felt like a pretty normal game that just abruptly ended. Two fairly aggressive teams on North, getting close to the caps. No detonations or suicides, but they lost ships fast and hit zero. I imagine for them it was a game where everything just went wrong. 2 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Estaca_de_Bares Players 1,534 posts 25,837 battles Report post #8 Posted January 17, 2021 Certainly not my fastest, but it just came out of the oven. For some reason I seem to be attached to the 7:56 mark of late, because I've seen a couple more battles lasting the same while browsing my screenshots: Salute. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[RAIN] GarrusBrutus Players 3,711 posts 12,557 battles Report post #9 Posted January 17, 2021 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Camperdown Players 2,501 posts 17,258 battles Report post #10 Posted January 17, 2021 Git gud 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[ENUF] SnuSnu_RIP [ENUF] Players 858 posts 36,537 battles Report post #11 Posted January 17, 2021 I remember a game with my NC, while I was streaming - the entire enemy team went on the 1-2 line, stayed there while our DD just capped their base. They did absolutely nothing to stop him. No one turned around or pushed at least. I made 7k dmg in 2 salvos, then the match was over. One of the worst apeshows I ever saw. It was a 5 minutes game. 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[SLEEP] StraightUpYourA Players 162 posts 22,951 battles Report post #12 Posted January 17, 2021 Had a game two days ago won in 6min and we only lost an Alaska cause she rammed a bb in the last moment to get some dmg... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[MOYAI] Gorthuba Players 76 posts 10,429 battles Report post #13 Posted January 17, 2021 This is my shortest random game to date, from a week or so ago. I was playing in the Småland and the game ended at 4:42. The whole team just steamed on ahead and the enemy team rolled over dead. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BBMM] BLUB__BLUB [BBMM] Players 8,818 posts 17,199 battles Report post #14 Posted January 17, 2021 25 minutes ago, Gorthuba said: ....and the game ended at 4:42. Hey @MrConway is that a record? Maybe there should be a prize for this.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[GJE] dommo77 Players 939 posts 11,373 battles Report post #15 Posted January 18, 2021 I had a game this morning that ended up in a bit over 6 mins, we lost 7 ships and reds 0. And we failed to take any caps. Happens... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[PECSA] Seepheerd Beta Tester 486 posts 11,843 battles Report post #16 Posted January 18, 2021 Right now... hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BBMM] BLUB__BLUB [BBMM] Players 8,818 posts 17,199 battles Report post #17 Posted January 18, 2021 21 minutes ago, Seepheerd said: Right now... hilarious. That's not a ROFLSTOMP though... (but it's still hilarious). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[PECSA] Seepheerd Beta Tester 486 posts 11,843 battles Report post #18 Posted January 18, 2021 37 minutes ago, BLUB__BLUB said: That's not a ROFLSTOMP though... (but it's still hilarious). For me it is. Last drop in the glass. Bye-bye wg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[-GG-] radius77 [-GG-] Players 430 posts 29,599 battles Report post #19 Posted January 18, 2021 I noticed recently my team lost 0-1000 in a quite world-record time: 5:12 It was a tier VII-IX game, all two our DDs died within 2 minutes. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snadge666 Players 128 posts Report post #20 Posted January 18, 2021 5 minutes ago, Seepheerd said: For me it is. Last drop in the glass. Bye-bye wg. It's not difficult to blind fire a stationary Smolensk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BBMM] BLUB__BLUB [BBMM] Players 8,818 posts 17,199 battles Report post #21 Posted January 18, 2021 One more guys... 06:59 and a loss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[CHEFT] DFens_666 Players 13,162 posts 11,029 battles Report post #22 Posted January 18, 2021 That one was pretty bad... for the enemies, and for me in a sense I shot a Cleveland to not go home with 0 damage Atleast 70k spotting, and also getting a cap (kinda), which was worth, well basicly nothing btw, got flamed that i didnt suicide into the epiCENTER against a CV and 2 radars 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[THESO] asalonen Privateer 791 posts 15,219 battles Report post #23 Posted March 30, 2021 On 1/18/2021 at 1:38 AM, BLUB__BLUB said: Hey @MrConway is that a record? Maybe there should be a prize for this.... We just managed 4:31, again in tier 10 with two DD's on a small map. It didn't feel THAT special. Once the shooting started it was over in about three minutes. Our team was solid and their DD's were focused very well, so they quickly lost six ships and hit zero. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[CELTA] BielayaSmert Players 754 posts Report post #24 Posted March 30, 2021 Not me... my clanmates some time ago... maybe thats a record 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BBMM] BLUB__BLUB [BBMM] Players 8,818 posts 17,199 battles Report post #25 Posted March 31, 2021 3:58... WOWWWWWWWWW!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
