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Getting a LOt of these lately, so maybe we should make it a contest of some sorts. 

Maybe it makes some others feel a bit better. :Smile_trollface:

 

Here we go:

 

7:06 and a loss. :Smile_teethhappy:

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5:15, but finding that screenshot would take quite some time.

But i know its 5:15... loss btw :cap_old:

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Does ranked count? I played Hindy today.

 

3 minutes in I find T9 ikea and he's dead

5 minutes in I yolo petro and kill him

6 minutes in our whole team is dead

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Put them here guys, it will at least be funny. 

And maybe somebody will take some comfort in it. 

As in "it could be worse"... 

 

My team, got to ZERO POINTS. Reds capped all the caps, and killed a few. 

Meanwhile everybody else was hiding... LMAO. Zero points in 7 minutes. :Smile_trollface:

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@El2aZeR didn't you save a few hilarious screenshots?

 

Quite sure there's been a lot (as in way too many) 6-7 minute games, but I can't be bothered making an inventory. It's not like we have a game developer that cares about game quality.

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I had a fair share of 6m something games but did not bother with a screenshots.

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We had this a couple months ago: A win in 4:59 in a tier 10 battle. There's also a video below.

 

The funny thing is that it felt like a pretty normal game that just abruptly ended. Two fairly aggressive teams on North, getting close to the caps. No detonations or suicides, but they lost ships fast and hit zero. I imagine for them it was a game where everything just went wrong.

 

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Certainly not my fastest, but it just came out of the oven. For some reason I seem to be attached to the 7:56 mark of late, because I've seen a couple more battles lasting the same while browsing my screenshots:

 

Salute.

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I remember a game with my NC, while I was streaming - the entire enemy team went on the 1-2 line, stayed there while our DD just capped their base. They did absolutely nothing to stop him. No one turned around or pushed at least. I made 7k dmg in 2 salvos, then the match was over. One of the worst apeshows I ever saw. It was a 5 minutes game. 

 

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Had a game two days ago won in 6min and we only lost an Alaska cause she rammed a bb in the last moment to get some dmg...

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This is my shortest random game to date, from a week or so ago. I was playing in the Småland and the game ended at 4:42. The whole team just steamed on ahead and the enemy team rolled over dead.

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25 minutes ago, Gorthuba said:

....and the game ended at 4:42.

Hey @MrConway is that a record? 

Maybe there should be a prize for this.... :cat_cool:

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I had a game this morning that ended up in a bit over 6 mins, we lost 7 ships and reds 0. And we failed to take any caps. Happens... 

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21 minutes ago, Seepheerd said:

Right now... hilarious.

That's not a ROFLSTOMP though... :Smile_trollface:

(but it's still hilarious).

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37 minutes ago, BLUB__BLUB said:

That's not a ROFLSTOMP though... :Smile_trollface:

(but it's still hilarious).

For me it is. Last drop in the glass. Bye-bye wg. :Smile_trollface:

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I noticed recently my team lost 0-1000 in a quite world-record time: 5:12

 

It was a tier VII-IX game, all two our DDs died within 2 minutes.

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Seepheerd said:

For me it is. Last drop in the glass. Bye-bye wg. :Smile_trollface:

 

 

It's not difficult to blind fire a stationary Smolensk.

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That one was pretty bad... for the enemies, and for me in a sense

 

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I shot a Cleveland to not go home with 0 damage :cap_haloween: Atleast 70k spotting, and also getting a cap (kinda), which was worth, well basicly nothing :cap_fainting:

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btw, got flamed that i didnt suicide into the epiCENTER against a CV and 2 radars

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On 1/18/2021 at 1:38 AM, BLUB__BLUB said:

Hey @MrConway is that a record? 

Maybe there should be a prize for this.... :cat_cool:

We just managed 4:31, again in tier 10 with two DD's on a small map. 

 

It didn't feel THAT special. Once the shooting started it was over in about three minutes. Our team was solid and their DD's were focused very well, so they quickly lost six ships and hit zero.

 

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