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Father, I have sinned again

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OK, so we have many threads now where we complain about absolute :etc_swear: that we have as teammates and how our blood pressure has blown a gasket.

This is the confession thread. 

It has been a long time since you have been here. Tell me, son, have you been salty? Have you played sinful games. Ten hail Mary's and your sins have been forgiven.

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So I go first.

 

Father I have sinned again. It has been a long time since I was here. 

 

Dis game, I blew my gasket because the team was useless and I was salty in chat.

 

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I died after yoloing a Bismarck to free C cap for the team and they did nothing. 

I said bad things, father :cap_viking:

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17 minutes ago, Camperdown said:

Have you played sinful games.

This is distinctly intriguing, in a I-really-hope-there-aren't-impressionable-young-minds-reading sort of way...

 

:Smile_ohmy:

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Oh Lordy, did I sin today...

But teams did fail me, Lordy, even when I - for once - managed to deliver a good performance.

Like...

66k damage and two sinkers in my Shinonome... and the team threw away the battle...

76k damage and two sinkers in my Fiji... and the team did their best to lose the battle, and succeeded...

78k damage and four sinkers in my Vampire.... but even that was not enough to manage a win...

 

So yes, I have sinned, but in the end I think I did was proper under the circumstances.

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I never sin, I actually went and played tetris and then took out my daughters Barbie's, just like I was told to by Mr. 43% win rate at the bottom of the team list after the game. I was a good good lil boy listening to wisdom from my superiors. And it worked, I felt better afterwards...... try it, I dare you and then come and thank me.

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Oh, I’ve sinned today. A P2W hidden stat Lenin assaulted me in port, calling me T10 noob and asked me to uninstall after a 130k dmg, 2000,000 potential damage game in a Moscow. I suggested him to engage in sexual activities using his own mouth and some other part, while blacklisting him and reducing his karma by 7, including 3 chatban requests.

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2 hours ago, Camperdown said:

Have you played sinful games.

Dunno, does Mass Effect Andromeda count?

 

Because say what you will about the graphics in general, whoever modeled and animated Sarah Ryder's tits certainly brought their A-game :Smile_hiding:

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I must confess, that I have sinned. I am currently enjoying a chat ban. I always try to be respectful to everyone, but sometimes you see your entire team make [edited]-up after [edited]-up, combined with piss poor play. When one of those clowns then starts flaming people on how bad the 'team' is, while they seem to be the weak link I must admit I got a tad salty, with the expected consequences

P.s. not trying to make excuses, I most likely deserved the ban. 

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3 hours ago, Ocsimano18 said:

....and reducing his karma by 7, including 3 chatban requests.

Dude you could have reported 6 other people like him since those 7 reports only equal to 1 karma.

 

Gotta use them wisely :Smile_trollface:

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Confession would be more in the lines of when I was the reason for the salt though? :cap_hmm:

 

If so I had a bright moment yesterday when I decided to push a flank with an unchecked DD in FDG, I did send 2 cruisers to Davy Jones locker before the double wall of fish sent me after them but I could have avoided it had I actually engaged brain.exe somewhere in the process, we won the battle and I did do decent-ish score wise, still a stupid mistake on my part...

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15 hours ago, Execute0rder66 said:

Every day, even when chat banned. 

Wait? Is there chat within the game? I don't even remember anymore...

 

WG when my chatban ends:

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5 minutes ago, Humorpalanta said:

Wait? Is there chat within the game? I don't even remember anymore...

 

WG when my chatban ends:

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I've made it my mission that when I start playing randoms again, I'll no longer get chat banned. Only nice insults from now on for me.

 

"Good sir, is oxygen not readily available in your area?"

"Have thine glue prices dropped?"

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1 minute ago, domen3 said:

I've made it my mission that when I start playing randoms again, I'll no longer get chat banned. Only nice insults from now on for me.

 

"Good sir, is oxygen not readily available in your area?"

"Have thine glue prices dropped?"

Ayylmao, 10 minutes and ypou are gone again :D

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11 minutes ago, Humorpalanta said:

Wait? Is there chat within the game? I don't even remember anymore...

 

WG when my chatban ends:

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I use other means of comms:Smile_trollface: 

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2 minutes ago, Execute0rder66 said:

I use other means of comms:Smile_trollface: 

Carrier pidgeon?

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8 minutes ago, Execute0rder66 said:

Smoke.

U know what that is a good idea, WG should implement a new module called Smoke signal generator that releases puffs going up in the air when ever you press the consumable key, the smoke doesnt need to do anything else (although it would be nice and sort of logical if it obscured the plane vision :Smile_trollface:) I would pay money for that thing...

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