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Things to know in WOWS

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  1. It is never your fault that you died, it is the team.
  2. When you die alone, after the team went the other way, blame the team, only noobs uses SA and the mini map.
  3. After you die, drink a bottle of vodka and start telling the team how bad they are.
  4. Noobs dies last, the MLG L33T captains dies first.
  5. Everything you do not have is OP, especially if it kills you.
  6. Start every game complaining about the MM.
  7. Battleships should go down the center of the map, leading the charge (Cruiser screens are for suckers and history)
  8.  Never look at who your teammates are shooting at, find your own target, focussed fire is overrated.
  9.  A citadel shot = Aimbot (even at 5 KM)
  10. When you miss the 20 KM shot, blame RNG.

 

 

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11. Its always a good Idea to take cover. BBs are best parked right at an island at the last corner of the map to be safe.

12. Minimap is for noobs. The others can evade your course, you are way to buisy to see your teammates.

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13 If you are in top tier BB just wander off in random direction when you get killed last you will do more damage. 

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14. Start a fight in chat, then type "REPORTED" when the other guy insults you back (Remember it must be in CAPS)

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16. If a friendly ship accidently hits you ignore the enemy you were fighting and shoot back regardless of ship class or tier.

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17. Always remember that it is a game, not real life

18. After playing a few hours, tell your wife/girlfriend that you love her 

19. Don't forget to walk the dog / feed the fishes

20. Have fun in playing World of Warships

21. At on time, everyone was new to the game, so don't call other new players noobs

22. Don't shoot MaxxyNL if he is in the enemy team

23. Don't shoot MaxxyNL is he is in your team

24. Try to shoot torps from the 1st line not 2nd/3rd lines (teamkill safe)

 

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17. Always remember that it is a game, not real life

18. After playing a few hours, tell your wife/girlfriend that you love her 

19. Don't forget to walk the dog / feed the fishes

20. Have fun in playing World of Warships

21. At on time, everyone was new to the game, so don't call other new players noobs

22. Don't shoot MaxxyNL if he is in the enemy team

23. Don't shoot MaxxyNL is he is in your team

24. Try to shoot torps from the 1st line not 2nd/3rd lines (teamkill safe)

 

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You don't get the spirit of the game at all, do you?

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You don't get the spirit of the game at all, do you?

 

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This thread to a turn from sarcasm to somewhat honest advice, except the don't shoot MaxxyNL, he is fair game :P

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except the don't shoot MaxxyNL, he is fair game :P

 

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25. If you hear a torpedo warning, ignore it your battleship can take anything

26. If your shot somehow bounces off the enemy, it isn't because of his armour or angle it is a glitch and must be reported

27. Remember, destroyers look weak so they cant kill you

28. If you beach yourself you cant be sunk

29. Yamato is scary, nothing can kill it

30. Dive bombers sank Hiryu, Soryu, Kaga and Akagi at Midway, they are op and you should choose them over torp bombers any day

31. Shoot MaxxyNL at first sight (that one is not sarcasm:trollface:)

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31. Shoot MaxxyNL at first sight (that one is not sarcasm:trollface:)

 

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