New alternate names for Potato. (Bit of Fun)

[Migantium_Mashum]

We all know them, we all see them and they're a right Royal pain in the backside.

 

Yes, I speak of the humble Potato, you've seen them.

 

Marfona Marauder, King Edward Krush, Wilja Warrior and the famous Maris Bard Monster....

Now there are some very sensitive Potatoes of late and I just wonder if we're being unfair to them?

 

How about a new collective name for them? Something that may not hurt them as much as the word Potato...

 

I choose 'Snowcone'....

Why? Well it's because one bit of heat and they're gone...

 

Let me see what names you would like to use...

 

 

 

Disclaimer: This is a bit of fun, to alleviate the boredom of lockdown so I am not responsible for any names others give.

[Miragetank90]

I like the word 'Potato' though.

 

But I might be biased. There's nothing like eating potatoes, y'know?

 

Mashed to perfection... yes... not too wet, not too lumpy, just the right amount of milk and salt, some garlic butter in the mix... be generous with it... and assorted herbs of your choosing, served with gravy and a rosemary-encrusted steak or chicken and roast garlic... boiled cabbage, soft carrot with butter and oregano, or, if you prefer, Brussels sprouts....

 

Sorry, you were saying? 

[Excavatus]

since there is no targeted individual here.. Not gonna lock this :) 

but lest carry it to the offtopic.. :) 

[MadBadDave]

Muppets, WG Fanboy, Wallet warski, Noobs, novi chockers,any thing and everything, best with a Russian theme though,  because whilst we all have good games and bad games, such players ruin our enjoyment of the game turning our hard earned time and effort to like their skull contents ;MUSH.

 

A lot still don’t see or understand that small square thing  found bottom right, a lot don’t think they need to defend their cap, a lot sit happily broadside, a lot fire before being smoked, a lot think smoke is an invisibility shield, and the list goes on and on and on and on,  naturally some potatoes get better but looking at the stats  of a lot of players (yep mines private with over 50%wr, and I’m about 4th in my clan of 38), a lot don’t seem to learn anything

 

The reason; WRs lack lustre attempt to introduce noobs, having no proper structured training program that restricts movement throughout the tiers unless directives ala PR are first completed.

 

Where is the directive that makes use and brings the importance of the mini map to a noobs notice ?.
 

Do you need to capture the base or merely ambush and defend yours to win ?. Most potatoes border hump all the way to red base, only for a red dd to cap green base.

 

 

[Molly_Delaney]

Boot or if they're telling you where to go then Butterbar.....

 

(Military slang.)