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My clanmembers are 🍆 and I'm scared.

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Hello. 

 

It came to my attention today after talking to my clanmates in discord as usual which most of the times is me saying thing and getting ignored... That most of them are 🍆

I don't know what to do now. 🍆 Are scary. My 🍆 clanmates are very scary. 

ONE even disguises himself by calling himself an adorable potato but in reality he is also an 🍆

Only our clan diplomat for some reason is a 🍅. But that may be since diplomats appeal to others more if they are objectively inferior. 

Regardless. Help me please. 

I don't know what to do. Since I'm surrounded by 🍆

They are scary.... Very scary. One of them said ye would rather pat me somewhere else instead of my head and I can not specify the location since that would be lewd. 

I don't want to be pat by an 🍆 in that spot... Its scary.... 

Pls send help.

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We even have a member with multiple personalities as well......

 

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Gerade eben, ToxicWomble sagte:

We even have a member with multiple personalities as well......

 

Who's that O___O? 

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Just now, ToxicWomble said:

We even have a member with multiple personalities as well......

 

Two/three players for the same clan slot? Isn't that cheating?:cap_hmm:

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It was very brave of you to come forward.

Be assured, you are not alone in your plight, there are millions of 🍆 all around the world, but people cope with them every day.

I'll teach you how, I have much experience in such matters. 

 

 

The humble 🍆 grows on a plant about yay high, and can be cooked in a variety of ways, But I advise cooking them in a curry with coconut milk, saffron, cinnamon leaf and a chopped up fish(Dorado or Tuna works best), then eating it with rice and lentils.

 

VERY IMPORTANT: You must eat this dish within sight of the other 🍆 for this to work. 

 

RESULT: They will be so scared of your newfound taste for their flesh that they will leave you alone. 

 

You will have mastered them, like me, and they will respect you for it. I even grow them in my field.  

 

Easy peasy. 

 

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Vor 3 Minuten, Miragetank90 sagte:

Easy peasy.

Are you saying I can... Eat my clanmates? 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Yoshanai said:

Are you saying I can... Eat my clanmates? 

 

They are sitting there begging to be eaten.

Whatever happens next... is none of my business...  :Smile_trollface:

 

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5 minutes ago, Bunny_Lover_Kallen said:

Salted aubergine isn't that bad.

 

Boil them, then crush them. Crush. Them. Smear their innards all over the plate... Yes...

 

Then add some salt, a few freshly chopped onion bits, some lemon...

 

Beautiful. 

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1 minute ago, Miragetank90 said:

 

Boil them, then crush them. Crush. Them. Smear their innards all over the plate... Yes...

 

The add some salt, a few freshly chopped onions, some lemon...

 

Beautiful. 

Sounds good. Should try that.

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3 minutes ago, Bunny_Lover_Kallen said:

Sounds good. Should try that.

 

Don't forget a little olive oil too. If you like pepper in your food, add some to taste. 

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@Yoshanai Pot calling the kettle black eh?

 

The Minia swears by pledge, in your darkest moment, in your time of need. The Minia will appear to uphold the pledge.

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Vor 4 Minuten, CptMinia sagte:

@Yoshanai Pot calling the kettle black eh?

 

The Minia swears by pledge, in your darkest moment, in your time of need. The Minia will appear to uphold the pledge.

Wha.. Whawhaehat did I doo??  O_O 

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It is official now.. 

THESO is the DINGERS of WOWs... 

May the God have mercy on us all!! 

 

11 minutes ago, Greyshark said:

Are you by chance recruiting now? 

may be... 

But we have a NO hidden stats rule... 

willing to open them? 

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17 minutes ago, Excavatus said:

It is official now.. 

THESO is the DINGERS of WOWs... 

May the God have mercy on us all!! 

 

may be... 

But we have a NO hidden stats rule... 

willing to open them? 

I do. But my 4 other personalities don't allow me to do that, every time we discuss that matter I'm getting outvoted by them...

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6 minutes ago, Greyshark said:

my 4 other personalities

you are a perfect candidate for our clan though... 

 

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Vor 19 Minuten, Excavatus sagte:

you are a perfect candidate for our clan though... 

 

Hey.... 

I still... Have more than him okay? 

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Since i am a man of science and quiet interest can we have these multiple personalities introduce of them self's ?

You know hobbies/interest etc stuff that will make us more knowledgeable :)

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Vor 1 Stunde, Nauseica sagte:

Since i am a man of science and quiet interest can we have these multiple personalities introduce of them self's ?

You know hobbies/interest etc stuff that will make us more knowledgeable :)

Uhm..... 

I can't.... Because... Then everyone would know. I don't like to show them... 

If I do... Everyone would know.. I don't like to show them.... If I do... Everyone would know. 

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:Smile_hiding:

I'm starting to think, as I mainly lurk on the Off-Topic section, that I should start rating the shiptoasts like this one on a scale /10.

However, I'm worried doing so would be seen as ripping off the legendary Skybuckflying's ratings.

...Not that I've even seen one of his ratings for a while...:cap_wander:

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Vor 9 Stunden, LOZFFVII sagte:

:Smile_hiding:

I'm starting to think, as I mainly lurk on the Off-Topic section, that I should start rating the shiptoasts like this one on a scale /10.

However, I'm worried doing so would be seen as ripping off the legendary Skybuckflying's ratings.

...Not that I've even seen one of his ratings 

If the voices of the old ones can't be heared anymore the world yearns for successors! 

I, @Yoshanai Would welcome you to be a successor! 

 

I am ready even if you slap the lowest rating on this... 

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14 hours ago, LOZFFVII said:

.Not that I've even seen one of his ratings for a while.

he left us!!

HE LEFT US!!!!

 

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23 hours ago, Yoshanai said:

I don't like to show them... 

 

Wait, is that like you're some sort of master personality and only lets the secondary ones out for a walk whenever you feel like it ?

That sounds like multiple personalities abuse. I might have to report you to the multiple personalities police...

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