Squinoogle Players 1 post 2,182 battles Report post #1 Posted March 10, 2020 His parents must have had his career all planned out before he was even born... His grandfather, Tank Commander, was sorely disapointed when it was decided he'd be joining the Navy... His brother, Sub Commander, was always jealous when they were growing up... Thier cousin, Wing Commander, always looked down on them... When he entered the Naval Accademy they made a mistake and had him listed as Sheep Commander... I've ran out of terrible puns, I expect you lot to come up with some. 1 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[I-J-N] Karasu_Browarszky [I-J-N] Players 13,025 posts Report post #2 Posted March 10, 2020 Perhaps names are now 'optional extras' and WeeGee wants you to pay for one. 4 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[SINT] Jvd2000 Players 1,639 posts 31,173 battles Report post #3 Posted March 10, 2020 Well try the new announced Polish special captain... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[FKTS] ThePoisonDwarf Players 758 posts Report post #4 Posted March 10, 2020 Could be worse if they do typo switching p with t. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BYOB] Aragathor Players 7,047 posts 32,326 battles Report post #5 Posted March 10, 2020 50 minutes ago, Jvd2000 said: Well try the new announced Polish special captain... That's an easy one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8NVPe_gfZQ Changed the YT link to be displayed as link only. The video itself is fine but the thumbnail showing a swastika is the problem. Please avoid posting anything that contains symbols like that. 1 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[FKTS] ThePoisonDwarf Players 758 posts Report post #6 Posted March 10, 2020 1 minute ago, Jvd2000 said: Well try the new announced Polish special captain... Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz ? 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[NECRO] MementoMori_6030 [NECRO] Players 6,381 posts Report post #7 Posted March 10, 2020 Vor 3 Minuten, Jvd2000 sagte: Well try the new announced Polish special captain... What is special about him? And, btw, why are there 1500 dubs commanders in armory both with and without enhanced skills? Same price, different quality? Weird. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[SINT] Jvd2000 Players 1,639 posts 31,173 battles Report post #8 Posted March 10, 2020 8 minutes ago, ThePoisonDwarf said: Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz ? Yes, No disrespect to Poland but this name gives me some troubles. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[-SBF-] Greyshark Alpha Tester, In AlfaTesters 8,315 posts Report post #9 Posted March 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, Jvd2000 said: Yes, No disrespect to Poland but this name gives me some troubles. No worries, it's a fictional name, created only for movie scene :) According to offcial goverment registry dane.gov.pl there are no people in Poland with this surname :) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[CBS] Allied_Winter Players 6,242 posts 10,755 battles Report post #10 Posted March 10, 2020 One post edited. When posting videos, make sure the thumbnails don't break any rules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[-5D-] Hannibalurg Beta Tester 950 posts Report post #11 Posted March 10, 2020 Just call them Cyka Blyat, i don't know what it means. But russians seem to write it alot. I guess its nothing positive. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[I-J-N] Karasu_Browarszky [I-J-N] Players 13,025 posts Report post #12 Posted March 10, 2020 46 minutes ago, Jvd2000 said: Yes, No disrespect to Poland but this name gives me some troubles. Wait what that really is his name? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[-SBF-] Greyshark Alpha Tester, In AlfaTesters 8,315 posts Report post #13 Posted March 10, 2020 2 minutes ago, Karasu_Hidesuke said: Wait what that really is his name? Although it could be 1st April joke. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[NECRO] MementoMori_6030 [NECRO] Players 6,381 posts Report post #14 Posted March 10, 2020 Could we please get some enhanced-skilled unique IJN commanders in armory, please? This anti-IJN bias is plain obvious. Baron Ijuin commanded Katori, Atago and Kongo, and has nothing to show for it? There are even several unique Russian commanders available, and we all know how skilled THOSE were. 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[CAIN] Jethro_Grey Players 5,207 posts 25,733 battles Report post #15 Posted March 10, 2020 I guess his name involves 'naval' and 'legend', because he either: sailied a ship that would have been the bestest ship evah, if it had existed (like 99% of all russian ships) sank a fish trawler, because most ships sank by russians during WWII were either, fish trawlers( their mortal enemy!), freighters (rumored) refugee transports (because they don't shoot back) he survived one stint on a russian boat, which qualifies him to be a naval legend So, my guess is, he is named Ihaveich Tocompnsatetovich becausevich Ruskivich Marinevich DindntExistovich 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[I-J-N] Karasu_Browarszky [I-J-N] Players 13,025 posts Report post #16 Posted March 10, 2020 11 minutes ago, Jethro_Grey said: I guess his name involves 'naval' and 'legend', because he either: sailied a ship that would have been the bestest ship evah, if it had existed (like 99% of all russian ships) sank a fish trawler, because most ships sank by russians during WWII were either, fish trawlers( their mortal enemy!), freighters (rumored) refugee transports (because they don't shoot back) he survived one stint on a russian boat, which qualifies him to be a naval legend So, my guess is, he is named Ihaveich Tocompnsatetovich becausevich Ruskivich Marinevich DindntExistovich So... in other words, he would be a legend and one of the best ship commanders ever if he had existed like some 90% of Soviet ships in this game? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[TU] Seaman_Staines1 Players 489 posts 18,124 battles Report post #17 Posted March 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Allied_Winter said: One post edited. When posting videos, make sure the thumbnails don't break any rules Translation. WG is doing its best to make a travesty of history and you are not helping. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BYOB] Aragathor Players 7,047 posts 32,326 battles Report post #18 Posted March 10, 2020 55 minutes ago, Scipio_Africanus1829 said: Translation. WG is doing its best to make a travesty of history and you are not helping. Well, at least I wasn't banned for 30 days. That's something. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[SYD] Molly_Delaney Players 1,200 posts 4,600 battles Report post #19 Posted March 10, 2020 According to the Jingles Rule, he should be called 'Dave'...... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[R7S] lovelacebeer Players 4,158 posts 25,226 battles Report post #20 Posted March 10, 2020 4 hours ago, Aragathor said: That's an easy one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8NVPe_gfZQ Changed the YT link to be displayed as link only. The video itself is fine but the thumbnail showing a swastika is the problem. Please avoid posting anything that contains symbols like that. At least I'm not the only one to have made that mistake to post that video clip and its thumbnail Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[I-J-N] Karasu_Browarszky [I-J-N] Players 13,025 posts Report post #21 Posted March 10, 2020 4 minutes ago, lovelacebeer said: At least I'm not the only one to have made that mistake to post that video clip and its thumbnail I wonder what happens if some sneaky person changes their video thumbnail long after you posted it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[-TPF-] invicta2012 Players 6,382 posts 26,855 battles Report post #22 Posted March 10, 2020 Gregor Brezsint-skekeiyevitch, judging by that video. I thought it was a made up name.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[CBS] Allied_Winter Players 6,242 posts 10,755 battles Report post #23 Posted March 10, 2020 7 minutes ago, Karasu_Hidesuke said: I wonder what happens if some sneaky person changes their video thumbnail long after you posted it. Probably get reported by watchful forumites ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
250swb Players 628 posts 2,129 battles Report post #24 Posted March 10, 2020 18 hours ago, Squinoogle said: I've ran out of terrible puns, I expect you lot to come up with some. It hardly matters how to pronounce his 'name', he could be a number, unless of course it's a case of you talking to him, I mean, you do know, that becomes a whole other problem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[PIKES] neorvo Players 606 posts 16,963 battles Report post #25 Posted March 10, 2020 18 hours ago, Squinoogle said: His parents must have had his career all planned out before he was even born... His grandfather, Tank Commander, was sorely disapointed when it was decided he'd be joining the Navy... His brother, Sub Commander, was always jealous when they were growing up... Thier cousin, Wing Commander, always looked down on them... When he entered the Naval Accademy they made a mistake and had him listed as Sheep Commander... I've ran out of terrible puns, I expect you lot to come up with some. He is a secret agent Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
