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WG buff to DDs in light of nerf to torpedo detectability?

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Sarcasm filter engaged - tinfoil hat firmly affixed on top of head

 

The Marketing Department of WG has released the following thoughts about recent events as well as ideas about buffing the destroyer class.

 

It has come to our attention that the World of Warships playerbase does not solely consist of infirm, unemployed, deplorable, basement-dwelling neckbeards, who live to grind and grind to live. Therefore, we should direct our communication to a wider range of the playerbase.

 

In order of meeting your criticism of the pricing of recent event as well as the expected effort expended for grinding we have reviewed your feedback and given careful consideration to the points raised.

 

We have also been made aware that some minor misgivings about the proposed modules for BBs have been uttered - especially about the module influencing the detectability of incoming torpedos.

 

Thus, we are proud to announce that soon WG will introduce a new legendary module for destroyers - homing torpedos. 

 

As with all other legendary modules this will be made available by completing a legendary mission (whilst holding your breath). An innovative approach to obtaining this new legendary module will also be introduced - namely via a doubloon purchase - which will not exceed 59.000 doubloons.

 

Alternatives to doubloon purchasing is under consideration; suggestions include organ harvesting and/or the harvesting of body parts. 
Who really needs both arms and both legs? Although, from a marketing standpoint it seems hard to justify in-game items costing an arm and a leg, but we are sure to find a reasonable response, if that solution become a reality.
Another suggestion is that players would donate relatives into a (long) period of servitude to WG (mother in laws not accepted).

 

An additional fee will be required if the player wish to upgrade the legendary module in order for it to play the maniacal laughter of Dr. Evil as the torpedos home in on the target.

 

Rest assured that the Marketing Department of WG is only concerned with the wellbeing of the World of Warships playerbase and that 2020 will be even more fun and engaging than 2019.

 

Tinfoil hat removed from head and sarcasm filter disengaged.

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even though it is a fun read,

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Yes, homing torpedoes., most excellent.

 

But the alert for a locked on homing torpedo really needs to be 'Poi!', which gets quicker & higher pitched as the torpedo closes......

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