Bl4ckh0g Weekend Tester 1,668 posts 33 battles Report post #1 Posted May 12, 2015 I do not know about you guys, but I am attracted to intelligence, especially to intelligent women There is one thing about intelligent women though, I am scared of them, They scare the living hell out of me. Why is that you might ask? Because They are strong. They are so much stronger than me, They can handle and understand their emotions so much better, and because of that they can manipulate people so much easier than I do. They can make any man lose their mind by just smiling at them. They can make you the happiest man in the world or the most miserable by saying only three little words. Women are strong. They can be gentle and loving if you care about them, but they can be the most menacing, efficient, ice-cold war-machines you ever saw if you get on their bad-side. Just imagine that you bleed from your private parts every month for a week....You have no idea how much would I scream If that happened to me, but a woman just shrugs It off as a slight inconvenience.....Woman are freaking hardcore. ...And That's why boys and girls we refer to warships (and any other moving object that can cause your death) as "her" 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaplainDMK Players 299 posts 692 battles Report post #2 Posted May 12, 2015 (edited) I think it's more down to being stuck in a wooden/steel bath-tub with only a bunch sweaty sailor blokes for months on end causing men to start doing anything to feel like they have a woman nearby. Edited May 12, 2015 by chaplainDMK 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[KLUNJ] beercrazy [KLUNJ] Beta Tester 1,509 posts 11,905 battles Report post #3 Posted May 12, 2015 married 21 years and I think the reason we call warships "she" is because they are a lumbering old beast that wont do what you want or behave how you want it to and then when you think everything is fine they break down women=warships yup both seem same to me 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
knaveofengland Beta Tester 190 posts 3,427 battles Report post #4 Posted May 12, 2015 well don't you know after so many years being married us guys get deaf and the normal chat go yes dear every other word is dear do you get the picture now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dennez Beta Tester 60 posts 109 battles Report post #5 Posted May 12, 2015 I thought it was because theres seamen inside them.. 12 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[KLUNJ] beercrazy [KLUNJ] Beta Tester 1,509 posts 11,905 battles Report post #6 Posted May 12, 2015 I thought it was because theres seamen inside them.. dirty boy 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OnboardG1 Beta Tester 202 posts 4,490 battles Report post #7 Posted May 12, 2015 Well this thread isn't going anywhere good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BTS] Supersubway Beta Tester 112 posts 17,619 battles Report post #8 Posted May 12, 2015 Well in the navy... military ships are referred as "male", while non-military vessels are female. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shepbur Alpha Tester 1,545 posts 469 battles Report post #9 Posted May 12, 2015 Well in the navy... military ships are referred as "male", while non-military vessels are female. I think alot of people would argue against you with that one... >.> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaplainDMK Players 299 posts 692 battles Report post #10 Posted May 12, 2015 Well in the navy... military ships are referred as "male", while non-military vessels are female. I think in official documentation they are refered as sex-neutral, basically "The XXX went down at 9.30 hours". "She went down" is used in less formal situations, like propaganda and stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[HOO] Kevbar Beta Tester 687 posts 8,087 battles Report post #11 Posted May 12, 2015 Well in the navy... military ships are referred as "male", while non-military vessels are female. I did 23 years in the RN, first time I've heard that one. Everyday, I learn something new; today, however, seems to be different. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xBamBamx Beta Tester 295 posts 65 battles Report post #12 Posted May 12, 2015 Probably get smacked sown for this but...can be a '[edited]' to play hehe 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boomer7 Beta Tester 153 posts 15,581 battles Report post #13 Posted May 12, 2015 To be honest I never gave much thought to it. To me ships have always been female (its the same in german). It is a bit strange when the ship is named after an emperor or another male person. Someone in the forum concluded it is because they need lots of powder and paint to look good. I just googled a bit and it seems noone really knows, most assume that it is because in Romance Languages the word for ship and boat was female and so sailors in the Mediterranean called them she and that was then just also used by sailors from other nations. As an example english to latin ship -> navis (-is)(female) boat -> navicula (female) This seems to me the most logical conclusion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scilya Beta Tester 145 posts 937 battles Report post #14 Posted May 12, 2015 because men find machine's sexy especialy things like cars and warships. do you want to go round saying "he is sexy" granted some might but most wont, beautifull things have allways been called "she" you can trace it back throughout history Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tw53 Beta Tester 405 posts Report post #15 Posted May 12, 2015 Not all countries follow this tradition . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[GOP] zuadao Beta Tester 51 posts 2,844 battles Report post #16 Posted May 12, 2015 in portuguese its very complicated but since it comes directly from latin here it goes. the frigate class for example is denomited as she. "a fragata". in english language you use the term "the" wich can be used for both. althou frigate is feminine cruiser on the other hand is masculine, "o crusador". as well as the battleship and destroyer. "o couraçado" and "o destruidor". naming the ship or boat is also masculine 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nibiru_star Beta Tester 117 posts 365 battles Report post #17 Posted May 12, 2015 I think an object is often a she, cars, motorbikes, boats. No matter how brutal the object might be the referral would still be a she, i think this comes from the fact that people can connect to an object and it's more easy to connect that way to a women then a man. Holding, cleaning and polishing your she bike sounds better then your he bike doesn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bl4ckh0g Weekend Tester 1,668 posts 33 battles Report post #18 Posted May 12, 2015 I think an object is often a she, cars, motorbikes, boats. No matter how brutal the object might be the referral would still be a she, i think this comes from the fact that people can connect to an object and it's more easy to connect that way to a women then a man. Holding, cleaning and polishing your she bike sounds better then your he bike doesn't it? except if you are gay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nibiru_star Beta Tester 117 posts 365 battles Report post #19 Posted May 12, 2015 except if you are gay So true and i would be a good question if you're gay would you call your bike he then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zuxx Beta Tester 132 posts 7,726 battles Report post #20 Posted May 12, 2015 (edited) In Italian language is because our grammar, "the ship" is translated "la nave" ... the same as "la donna" aka "the woman" ... we have a complicated language Edited May 12, 2015 by Zuxx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bl4ckh0g Weekend Tester 1,668 posts 33 battles Report post #21 Posted May 12, 2015 So true and i would be a good question if you're gay would you call your bike he then? Actually I have no idea.. Like, yeah you are spreading hot wax on the curves on his body, and that's hot 'n stuff but would I refer to a bike as he? Like I don't know, because I was always in a mindset that people refer to things as her, because of some incomprehensible, chaotic goddess stuff, you know because a bike/car/ship can fail any time and cause your death and you try to take care of her, please her so maybe she will be in a good mood and doesn't kill you or smthing like that And because men are tend to work on much more straightforward and simpler logical mindset, I just kind of fail to see why would you refer to a complex more "chaotic" machine as he Like I'd refer to a ladder as he, you know what I mean? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
placeholder001 Alpha Tester 230 posts 348 battles Report post #22 Posted May 12, 2015 It realy depends on language... In English its her (female) in german it is male or not specified... French IIRC is female and now for Dutch, you guessed it Both... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nibiru_star Beta Tester 117 posts 365 battles Report post #23 Posted May 12, 2015 Actually I have no idea.. Like, yeah you are spreading hot wax on the curves on his body, and that's hot 'n stuff I like this one and it's kinda what i mean, it would be strange calling it a he then as a man wouldn't it? And often people see the curves of a women in a bike and car and stuff so there is that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrumpyWorm Alpha Tester 3,274 posts 832 battles Report post #24 Posted May 12, 2015 Funny trivia - in Serbian ( and few other Slavic languages) you can use she, it or he, depending on a word you pick to say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[L10NS] playarci Weekend Tester 415 posts 1,566 battles Report post #25 Posted May 12, 2015 Old sailors used to answer this with a sexist joke: "Like a woman, a ship is unpredictable." A more likely suggestion relates to the idea of goddesses and mother figures playing a protective role in looking after a ship and crew. Linked to this is the common practice of giving ships female figureheads and names, often after deities or members of a shipowner's family. Christopher Columbus famously crossed the Atlantic in a ship called La Santa Maria, named after the Virgin Mary. Another theory comes from the roots of language. Many Indo-European languages have "male", "female" and sometimes "neuter" words. English instead has evolved into using neuter words such as "the". So it could be that making ships female and calling them "she" is an example of a really ancient, English-speaking practice of giving a gender to an inanimate object. It's worth noting that Lloyd's Register of Shipping now calls ships "it". http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/feb/01/ask-grown-up-boats-called-she also as an ex-merchant seaman please be aware ships carry boats, boats dont carry ships. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites