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Who are "Warboats"

 

 

 

WarBoats is a UK based clan that was formed on day 1 after the teams/clan change. At our core we are a social clan who value good banter and fun above all else. We have about 25 (weekly) and 35 total members (as of 25 Feb 2020). We try to organise clan battles and managed to finish in Storm League last season but due to player retention have been struggling to make good progress this season.

Currently we are looking to recruit new member who want to actively play clan battles - ideally people of a more competitive mindset.

 

Why Warboats?

 

  • We have a relaxed atmosphere
  • We have a well developed fleet base providing almost all of the benefits.
  • New members will be afforded the opportunity to join us in clan battles - we believe everyone should have the chance at earning the rewards.
  • We run both a TeamSpeak and Discord server.

 

 

Requirements

 

  • Join the discord server
  • maintain a 53%+ winrate (current clan average)
  • Have an average XP of at least 1300 (flexible as Tier dependent)
  • Be an active player
  • Be able to communicate clearly in English

 

How to Join:

 

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/YRukdS2 or contact me in game.

 

Happy Boating!

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Why does the Norwegian Navy have bar codes printed on the side of all their ships?

 

 

 

So when they come back to port than can Scandinavian.

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What did the sailor say to the other when they had a problem?

 

 

 

 

 

We are in the same boat.

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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

 

The captain was sitting on the deck.

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Recruit: “Do yachts like this sink very often?”

 

Captain: “No, usually it’s only once.”

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A Navy Chief and an Admiral were sitting in the barbershop.  They were both just getting finished with their shaves,  when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces.

 

The admiral shouted,  "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!"

 

The chief turned to his barber and said,  "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

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TIL that you can get dishonourably discharged from the navy for boarding the wrong vessel.

 

Whoops, wrong sub

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BUMP Clan Brawl soon guys. If you want to play we are still recruiting!

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Bumpety bump. Looking for people who want to play clan battles in the upcoming season!

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