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[-MM] Making Madmen Great Again. Again.

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Weekend Tester
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MMGAA!

The literal recurring STD infection of the clan world is back, again. (although, unlike RISE/EXNOM or whatever they're called this week, we've never actually disintegrated in a shitstorm of gold theft and forum rage). 

 

The Fairy Tale: Long long ago, in a game far far away, there lived a little peasant boy called Mungo. Now, Mungo was very good at that game, but had grown tired of the other peasant boys who played because they shouted and ragequit a lot. One day, whilst working hard stealing people's alloy wheels, he had an idea; he would form his own clan - a clan of like-minded peasants who were grown-up, relaxed, didn't try too hard, and accepted that you can be a moron, without actually being a moron. Thus, -Madmen was borne. Mungo's creation prospered and grew, and soon legendary morons from across the land came to play under that moronic banner. Eventually, -MM became top ten EU clan through advanced tactics such as 'go here, kill stuff', liberal use of teamkilling, and the legendary Windstorm GP. Unfortunately, that was all in Tanks, and so broadly irrelevant to what we're doing here, but from those merry band of morons arose a second band of morons specialising in Floatybang. -MM warbobs was borne, and for a while it too enjoyed some success in temuplai and stuff. However, as with -MM Tanks, success breeds tryhards and shouting, and it went to crap. 

 

But now the nasty shouty morons have gone away, and as there's precious little else to play, and because we all worship in the church of RNGesus (bless his mighty sigma), -MM Warbobs is staging an ill-conceived and ill-timed comeback. Now you too can be part of a once legendary clan that everyone's forgotten about because they're all playing Post Scriptum or Factorio or something. 

 

Don't You Know Who I Could Have Been?

 - Mixed Euro clan of varying degrees of old age and/or senility

 - English, German, and sometimes Welsh

 - Discord, microphone, and sexy telephone voice

 - Lazy stereotyping

 - Wide ranging discussions on completely irrelevant things 

 

What Do You Want From Me?

 - Some boats

 - Early onset senility

 - 52% WR or above

 - Don't care about PR because nobody really understands it

 - Average damage demonstrating you know what LMB does

 - Ability to function in a team environment for more that 9 minutes without rage quitting

 

Bribery:

 - Port is quite well advanced

 - We'll sometimes be quite nice to you

 - Lingering suspicion that you probably could have done better if you'd only scrolled through a few more recruitment threads

 - Well, it's something to do of an evening.

 

We especially welcome applications from FCs as our current one is complete rubbish. 

 

Applications can be made via this thread, PMing me in forum or in-game, or come say hello in Discord

 

Finally for the really old skool, you can write to clan administrator at;

 

Miss Lucy Likes

The Cockwell Inn

Tillit

Darnwell

Herts

 

Terms and Conditions apply. Actual user experience may vary. The value of your account and sense of existential dread may go up as well as down. Batteries not included

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Weekend Tester
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Monday Bump.

 

No plans for CW yet, so if you've been kicked due to upcoming CW season and want somewhere to chill, div, and generate oil in return for max coal bonus, then get in touch.

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Weekend Tester
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Slipped to Page 3, so bump.

 

Clan News:

Games were played, swear words invented, some minor rage happened. 

 

Join -MM if you can't be arsed with clan wars at the moment, but want to benefit from coal and other bonuses in return for generating oil. 

 

Also, our divisions are quite nice, playing everything from V to X, depending on how seal clubby we're feeling.

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Weekend Tester
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Irregular bump.

 

Won five Naval Battles on the bounce, which is nice. At this rate we'll have enough oil to max out the coal bonus building sometime around mid 2036.

 

Literally no other drama.

 

So come join the relaxing fun*, generate oil, and get coal, repair, and XP bonuses. 

 

 

*Fun in this game being entirely subjective and dependant on number of CVs in any given match 

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