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#weekendishere - lighter side, share chat comments (no naming and shaming!)

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I thought of starting this thread, just for laughs. Not to be arogant, self-righteous, to flame - no - purely for some light hearted laugh.

 

Please share some of the chat funny comments.

 

I will start with this one:

 

A Roon, that died in first 3 minutes, keeps on flaming. ... 

 

Roon: You are all useless noobs! OMG!

Me: Please try to survive and contribute, before you comment

Roon: Hahaha, from useless tossers - OMW

Me: Your 48WR speaks for you, so be humble and try to improve

Roon: Haha, that show that your are noob because you don't know that WR is determined by teams! Hahaha noob.  :cap_horn:

 

P.S. He has 9000+ battles 

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48% winrate is ok, it's no top player and also no tomato, it's just average.

I would suggest to simply ignore him.

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9 minutes ago, Arakus said:

48% winrate is ok, it's no top player and also no tomato, it's just average.

I would suggest to simply ignore him.

No, no - not upset or anything. In fact, it was a good laugh! 

 

But the last sentence is gold - WR has nothing to do with him, it is all about teams. 

 

Short term, yes - but not over 9000 battles.

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Here is another one.

 

Two Brothers, T X (!) match

 

Conq: One DD to middle please

Me: (Horrified) NO!!

Conq: What if enemy DD sends torps through?

Me: ....

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5 minutes ago, Zen71_sniper said:

Here is another one.

 

Two Brothers, T X (!) match

 

Conq: One DD to middle please

Me: (Horrified) NO!!

Conq: What if enemy DD sends torps through?

Me: ....

Ha ha that's quite funnny but this is still a whine thread...moving on

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7 minutes ago, SeaWolf7 said:

Ha ha that's quite funnny but this is still a whine thread...moving on

If u think this is a whine tread it is You who should move on from the internet.

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Week3nd is here...Yes I realised it yesterday.....Me and my mate pushed in a cap, I with yama, my mate with kurfurst, and the support(krohnstadt, zao, edinburgh) was hiding behind an island....Realised where they are when both of us died-.-

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I said cap C to my team, because the cap was empty and we had a DD overthere. Sadly our BB went into C, died and called me a camper.

 

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7 minutes ago, MortenTardo said:

Enemy div: "Oh so you are out sealclubbing sealsclubbers, huh?"

 

:Smile_hiding:

That is a ... compliment, I guess :Smile_great: 

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13 hours ago, Zen71_sniper said:

 purely for some light hearted laugh.

 

...getting this right (me) is this meant for bits of free funny speech from time to time (fcaus fully within boundaries forum-posting-rules)?...just some, free postings far away from spotlights high-threads...afterall = off-topic....bit kind of in the back room...am i getting right?

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Sometimes the community just comes together in a philosophical manner.

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...always some thread General, some one talking "match-making to be changed"....lol...was picturing in me mind "ohhh man, ya think THAT is bad match-making????...get for real...true bad match-making = ya being coupled dating-side to a 50-shades-of-gray-type...having waiting ready blindfolds + handcuffs + say some 150 metres of rope waiting for ya, for some enjoyable temporary fun-play, time-passing,  while ya were actually hoping for kind of mother teresa-type-char??...then yr out-matched...mis-matched... oh, yeah
 
(...slightly better...ehh...yeah?, lol)

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On 1/26/2019 at 10:58 AM, Zen71_sniper said:

Please share some of the chat funny comments.

 

Please yaskaraxx...if you aren't capable of the most basic reading, then please....just stop trying to share your pointless thoughts in threads that aren't meant for it.

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15 minutes ago, Yaskaraxx said:

....domen3...re yr #15...dont embed...delete it, ok, cheers!

What? Please...learn english and also learn quoting. I wonder if you can even understand yourself.

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3 hours ago, domen3 said:

What? Please...learn english and also learn quoting. I wonder if you can even understand yourself.

...?...i removed my initial posting, but ya quoted me, so me posting still embedded in yr quote. only you can delete it. & yeah, must admit, me i have dyslexia (from me birth, yeah, true(, worked me way around it, doing fine. yeah, i read slower than others, ok,doesn't make me dumb person, i just go for image thinking (pics, have ta, always thinking images), but me iq is some 160 (though no imporatnt ta me, just a tool), never go think people havin dyslexia are dumb (often to contrary)...last seems ya look no movies?, maybe ya do, but depends country? ...not all countries get all movies...bye :cap_popcorn:

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2 hours ago, Yaskaraxx said:

-snip-

Alright got it, I changed the post

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6 hours ago, domen3 said:

Alright got it, I changed the post

...yeah, is, ok, nice, i value, thank you!
 
 
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funny simultan chess

yt-vid.....lol....

 

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...playing randoms, 2x times i saw players chatting about them havin tattoos of their fav patches, emblems, but most of all their fav ships..yeah...was wondering how many players do such (so many polls out there)...& where do them wear those?
 
(...i myself never ever was tattoo- person, don't have em, tattoo =  kind of perma-camo for life....but say, picture this one, if WG store would have for consumable purchase the "sticky tattoos"(=just paint, stick it on ya, wears for say some 2 weeks  at most, then i would go for me fav Massachusetts (VIII) on me chest!!!...say some 5000 doubloons = 100x consumables + periodically 25% or 50% reduction coupons(!), yeah, i would very much consider...also my fav Pan Asian Highest Emblem would fit so nice with me precious Katana..oh yes....so, how many have em, wows-tattoos?...could be well in the thousands?...could very well be, yeah, i guess?)

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Seriously? Why are you still allowed to post your yibberish?

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7 hours ago, Zemeritt said:

Seriously? Why are you still allowed to post your yibberish?

..no, is not my intent,i truly have me difficulties with written language (reading/writing, see my posting #18) ...same time my perception highest gears), just made me wonder, naval tattoos, i mean?, gonna take long break away now from off-topic-forum, bye & cheers!

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