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No, but since i started playing i got tourette.....

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Well, I remember someone claiming they got PTSD from... was it twitter? I guess snowflakes are capable of anything stupid these days

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17 minutes ago, wilkatis_LV said:

Well, I remember someone claiming they got PTSD from... was it twitter? I guess snowflakes are capable of anything stupid these days

 

I mean, since their issue is the lack of real problems in their upbringings sadly makes them vulnerable to that kind of "ailment".

 

Back in the day we had the "sticks and stones" saying, but nowadays everyone that points out how wrong they are is toxic etc...

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9 minutes ago, DanSilverwing said:

"Humor"?!

I appologise kind Sir,

 

Indeed I say the blame is on me for not checking the speller 

Even though I am Greek.

 

I stand corrected Humour

 

 

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Major_Damage225 said:

And i thought this would be a thread with salty jokes, ah well... 

The name of the OP is salty, does that count?

 

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Ok i'll do a quick one. 

 

What's long, hard and full of seamen?? 

 

A submarine, what did you think. :Smile_trollface:

 

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42 minutes ago, wilkatis_LV said:

I guess snowflakes are capable of anything stupid these days

They also offer steel and coal 

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I don't know about PTSD but a game of WoWS can bring about crippling sadness.

 

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Battleships extinguish a single fire while being shot by an Orion.

I watched whole teams fleeing a single ship in their cap until it was far too late.

All these things will be repeated endlessly in time.

And then they die.

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30 minutes ago, Saltface said:

I appologise kind Sir,

 

Indeed I say the blame is on me for not checking the speller 

Even though I am Greek.

 

I stand corrected Humour

 

 

 

 

 

No problem, gives me a chance to segue into an actual joke:

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59 minutes ago, DanSilverwing said:

"Humor"?!

 

What are we, Americans?

The lack of that extra "u" bugged me aswell :Smile_trollface:

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40 minutes ago, wilkatis_LV said:

The lack of that extra "u" bugged me aswell

I m Greek, lol, we write it χιούμορ

 

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- Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?

He didn’t have a leg to stand on.
 

- A boat carrying red paint crashed into a boat carrying blue paint and the crew were marooned.

- What did the Ocean say to the shore?

Nothing. It just waved.

 

- Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they spend years at C!

 

- Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?

He didn’t have a leg to stand on.

 

- Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
A: Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.

 

- Why is pirating so addictive?
A: They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

- How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?
A: An arm and a leg.

- Why did nobody want to play cards with the pirate?
A: Because he was standing on the deck.

- Did you hear about the guy who a shark ate the left side of his body? He is allright now.

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23 minutes ago, Sargento_YO said:

- Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?

He didn’t have a leg to stand on.
 

- A boat carrying red paint crashed into a boat carrying blue paint and the crew were marooned.

- What did the Ocean say to the shore?

Nothing. It just waved.

 

- Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they spend years at C!

 

- Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?

He didn’t have a leg to stand on.

 

- Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
A: Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.

 

- Why is pirating so addictive?
A: They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

- How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?
A: An arm and a leg.

- Why did nobody want to play cards with the pirate?
A: Because he was standing on the deck.

- Did you hear about the guy who a shark ate the left side of his body? He is allright now.

gnah those are terrible... :Smile_teethhappy:

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1 hour ago, Sargento_YO said:

- A boat carrying red paint crashed into a boat carrying blue paint and the crew were marooned.

Pretty much the only funny one there.

You also repeated the lawyer one.

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15 minutes ago, Captain_LOZFFVII said:

Pretty much the only funny one there.

You also repeated the lawyer one.

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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships set on fire by the guns of the Orion. I watched sea breams glitter in the dark water near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to play."

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3 hours ago, Saltface said:

The name of the OP is salty, does that count?

 

NO!

1 hour ago, Saltface said:

I m Greek, lol, we write it χιούμορ

 

You have my condolence. :Smile_sad:

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Just now, Captain_LOZFFVII said:

You went into Paint 3D and flipped the image upside-down?:cap_book:

Paint 3d???
Thats too advanced for me.

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5 hours ago, Saltface said:

Can you get PTSD after a lost battle on WoW?

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4 hours ago, DanSilverwing said:

"Humor"?!

 

What are we, Americans?

 

Not only americans say Humor.

 

we Portuguese, say that way too.

 

Humor.

 

sounds like Hu, instead of Iu 

Mor like in that place in the Lords of the rigs Mordoror or something

 

Hu+ mor :Smile_Default:

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