Xanta99 ∞ Players 216 posts 7,605 battles Report post #1 Posted January 21, 2019 Disclaimer: This thread is just for fun. I know LWM on NA did a few of these a while ago but I was thinking up a few anyway. I'm not suggesting any of these actually get added. And certainly not implying any should give a reward. Right now we have one "negative" achievement, for detonating, and I came up with a few more. Some would be interesting to see when looking at other people's profiles just to see the fail quantified. It can't all be glorious eh? A Paddlin' - receive a devastating strike from any source other than a detonation. Sunbathing - Beach yourself three times in a single battle while zoomed in to gun view. YOUR FAULT BRO L2P - Hit a team-mate with your torpedos, after firing them while targeting an enemy ship Disturbingly Empty Sky - Lose 50 planes. Aircraft Carriers only I'm not going up there again - Lose a catapult fighter or spotter plane within 5 seconds of launching it German engineering ja! - Lose any combination of your engine and / or steering gears four times in one game Quit smoking son - be set on fire 8 times in one game What is this button for? - Be hit by a torpedo in a ship with Hydro, when it is not on CD and not active. Curse of the Baguette - During a use of main battery reload booster, score nothing but overpenetrations and misses. What do ANY of these buttons do? - Receive a torpedo hit from an enemy without changing speed or course by more than 5% from the moment they were fired. We don't serve your kind here - Spend at least the first minute of a coop match in reverse. Score less than 150 base XP. Nooooooo Whhhhyyyyyyy OMG - Aim your torpedoes at a targeted enemy ship within 5km but then have them destroyed before you click fire Signals expert - Die to a ship that rams you and survives, who wouldn't have achieved both without flying the ramming flag. Any other suggestions? 16 18 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[A-MD] SkipperCH Moderator, Players, WoWs Wiki Team, Freibeuter 6,894 posts 18,437 battles Report post #2 Posted January 21, 2019 (edited) Torpedo Magnet - Be hit by torpedos from minimum 5 different ships What now? - Get every main armement destroyed Overpaid crew - Buy premium consumables and don't use any over the duration of the match *edited*- Have the entire enemy team (minimum 10) aim at you Edited January 22, 2019 by NickMustaine Inappropriate remarks 5 12 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[DD445] KurtVonSteiger Weekend Tester 382 posts 38,087 battles Report post #3 Posted January 21, 2019 Merchant Banker - lose a crap load of credits on a win (high tier) 6 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[NED] piet11111 Players 2,225 posts 8,827 battles Report post #4 Posted January 21, 2019 30 minutes ago, KurtVonSteiger said: Merchant Banker - lose a crap load of credits on a win (high tier) This one i like a lot. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BAD-F] Sir_Grzegorz Beta Tester 798 posts 16,103 battles Report post #5 Posted January 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Xanta99 said: I'm not going up there again actually in some cases it is a reasonable thing to do just to get info where enemy is, in his latest video by Flamu (driving Tirpitz) have done that for a chance of winning. Is that not enough? - when you shoot down all the torpedo or bomber squad but you still die to them (by fire, flooding, whatever) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[PARAZ] DasTongle Players 1,638 posts 15,421 battles Report post #6 Posted January 21, 2019 At least you tried - Get destroyed within one second of using a healing consumable 2 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reniwn Players 161 posts 9,012 battles Report post #7 Posted January 21, 2019 Working as Intended - Lose a game after destroying all enemy ships. Cure to Cancer - Do not use any heals nor shoot HE shells as Conqueror for the whole match. Kiss to the Cheek - Ram a destroyer as a battleship. 300 Fishmen - Enter the channel in Two Brothers map with your whole team and take a screenshot of it. Sad Life of a Destroyer Captain - Launch at least 195 torpedoes and score 0 hits during the whole match. 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BRITS] fallenkezef [BRITS] Players 1,788 posts 1,954 battles Report post #8 Posted January 21, 2019 There seems to be something wrong with our bloody ships today: Recieve a devastating strike while sailing a British BB 7 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skurfa Beta Tester 809 posts Report post #9 Posted January 21, 2019 Fat fingers - activating two or more consumables in quick succession..... and no one of them make sense in the current situation.... 1 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[ENUF] Ze_Reckless [ENUF] Players 2,532 posts 23,427 battles Report post #10 Posted January 21, 2019 Anti-dreadnought - Play a battle in a BB without losing any HP. (My team are such noobs they all died.) Dedicated sniper - Play a battle in a BB and have less than 20% hit rate with your main guns. (Buff BB accuracy. I blind fire a lot. My Yamato has 30.9 km range, 37 km with spotter plane.) Press T for stats - Activate your smoke consumable in the first 20 seconds of the battle. 1 14 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anonym_2hneAFaIyP4T Players 606 posts Report post #11 Posted January 21, 2019 Getting Panicky - Trying to trigger DCP or Repair Party when it still has 20sec or more to go on cool-down timer. Really Captain? - Trying to use smoke to break detection when radared/hydroed No place safe round here - Getting dev-striked when undetected in smoke in a UK CL Decisions are for wimps - Not moving for over 3 minutes at the start of battle 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[TRID] TheAlba2014 Players 400 posts 6,393 battles Report post #12 Posted January 21, 2019 Are you not entertained - ramming to death a ship with less than 25% hp, which is not the last remaining ship on the opposing team, while having more than 75% of your own HP remaining. (Players taking out low hp targets with their ship and dying when they could have done so with armament and lived to help their team further) 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister_Greek Supertester 1,046 posts 4,551 battles Report post #13 Posted January 21, 2019 4 hours ago, Xanta99 said: Curse of the Baguette - During a use of main battery reload booster, score nothing but overpenetrations and misses. I will literally drown in this award, especially when this is against a broadsiding Minotaur...Looks at Henri with disgust... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[SCRUB] T0byJug Quality Poster 5,358 posts 25,533 battles Report post #14 Posted January 21, 2019 @Xanta99 You missed one.. Crazy Ivan.. Torpedoing yourself.... in a DD or CA In before another wonderful forumit douse... and some blatant self promotion 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SteDorff Players 684 posts 5,190 battles Report post #15 Posted January 21, 2019 I like the idea could come up with: '1 minute waltzer' for those who die within 1 minute from the start of the battle due to enemy fire, torps etc. 'midway skipper' for those who go midway on certain maps and sink there. 'migh aren't you popular' when sinking having received hits from at least half the enemy team short after eachother. 'use an umbrella next time' when at least 75% of your HP got knocked off due to enemy secundairy guns. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anonym_mlJIAFnOwMVb Players 543 posts Report post #16 Posted January 21, 2019 Gilded Tomato-Achieve a 40% WR with over 10K battles 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[TRID] TheAlba2014 Players 400 posts 6,393 battles Report post #17 Posted January 21, 2019 7 minutes ago, CraftyVeteran said: Gilded Tomato-Achieve a 40% WR with over 10K battles Rotten Tomatoe - Destroy said player in battle 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anonym_FDOLXpxOfXXq Players 801 posts Report post #18 Posted January 21, 2019 These could actually have some educational impact too, for some of the lucky winners :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[SHAFT] TBNRtom Players 120 posts 17,651 battles Report post #19 Posted January 21, 2019 This thread is pure gold. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[KAKE] Uglesett Players 2,804 posts 6,795 battles Report post #20 Posted January 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Ze_Reckless said: Anti-dreadnought - Play a battle in a BB without losing any HP. (My team are such noobs they all died.) To be fair, you could also get this one from just having the opposing team completely collapse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[A-MD] SkipperCH Moderator, Players, WoWs Wiki Team, Freibeuter 6,894 posts 18,437 battles Report post #21 Posted January 21, 2019 Training Battle - Hit enemy ships gut do 0 damage Driving school - ram at least 3 different ships from your Team It's all on you - leave a Cap circle without being spotted (at minimum 80%) and loose the battle 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LOZFFVII Players 2,848 posts 5,365 battles Report post #22 Posted January 21, 2019 (edited) 'Wait, That Can Happen?' - Have one or more of your gun turrets destroyed in a battleship. Happened to me while playing my Nelson on Saturday. At least twice I had a turret knocked out, followed by the C turret getting completely destroyed shortly before my sinking... EDIT: 'Cheater!' - Try to torpedo an enemy DD with Deep-Water Torps. Edited January 21, 2019 by Captain_LOZFFVII 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[HOO] Fat_Maniac [HOO] Players 2,337 posts 4,238 battles Report post #23 Posted January 21, 2019 Your fish are rotten dude - land one or more torps on an enemy before they have a chance to arm. Deep Sea fishing - launch DW torps at a targeted DD, and have at least one pass under the intended target. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olav152 Players 5 posts 1,274 battles Report post #24 Posted January 21, 2019 Torpedo magnet - get torped while in smoke 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[SERBS] RepSrb Players 653 posts 25,073 battles Report post #25 Posted January 21, 2019 revenge is best served cold- destroy a players ship who killed you few games ago. nuker- double devastating strike. noobcv- less then half damage to enemy ships compared to other cv. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
