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Torpedo Magnet - Be hit by torpedos from minimum 5 different ships

What now? - Get every main armement destroyed

Overpaid crew - Buy premium consumables and don't use any over the duration of the match

*edited*- Have the entire enemy team (minimum 10) aim at you

 

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30 minutes ago, KurtVonSteiger said:

Merchant Banker - lose a crap load of credits on a win (high tier)

 

This one i like a lot.

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3 hours ago, Xanta99 said:

I'm not going up there again

actually in some cases it is a reasonable thing to do just to get info where enemy is, in his latest video by Flamu (driving Tirpitz) have done that for a chance of winning.

 

Is that not enough? - when you shoot down all the torpedo or bomber squad but you still die to them (by fire, flooding, whatever)

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At least you tried - Get destroyed within one second of using a healing consumable

 

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Working as Intended - Lose a game after destroying all enemy ships.

Cure to Cancer - Do not use any heals nor shoot HE shells as Conqueror for the whole match.

Kiss to the Cheek - Ram a destroyer as a battleship.

300 Fishmen - Enter the channel in Two Brothers map with your whole team and take a screenshot of it.

Sad Life of a Destroyer Captain - Launch at least 195 torpedoes and score 0 hits during the whole match.

 

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There seems to be  something wrong with our bloody ships today: Recieve a devastating strike while sailing a British BB

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Fat fingers - activating two or more consumables in quick succession..... and no one of them make sense in the current situation....

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Anti-dreadnought - Play a battle in a BB without losing any HP. (My team are such noobs they all died.)

Dedicated sniper - Play a battle in a BB and have less than 20% hit rate with your main guns. (Buff BB accuracy. I blind fire a lot. My Yamato has 30.9 km range, 37 km with spotter plane.)

Press T for stats - Activate your smoke consumable in the first 20 seconds of the battle.

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Getting Panicky - Trying to trigger DCP or Repair Party when it still has 20sec or more to go on cool-down timer.

Really Captain? - Trying to use smoke to break detection when radared/hydroed

No place safe round here - Getting dev-striked when undetected in smoke in a UK CL

Decisions are for wimps - Not moving for over 3 minutes at the start of battle

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Are you not entertained - ramming to death a ship with less than 25% hp, which is not the last remaining ship on the opposing team, while having more than 75% of your own HP remaining.

 

(Players taking out low hp targets with their ship and dying when they could have done so with armament and lived to help their team further)

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4 hours ago, Xanta99 said:

Curse of the Baguette - During a use of main battery reload booster, score nothing but overpenetrations and misses.


I will literally drown in this award, especially when this is against a broadsiding Minotaur...

Looks at Henri with disgust...

merkel face.jpg

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@Xanta99

You missed one.. Crazy Ivan..

 

 

Torpedoing yourself.... in a DD or CA

 

In before another wonderful forumit douse... and some blatant self promotion

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I like the idea could come up with:

 

'1 minute waltzer' for those who die within 1 minute from the start of the battle due to enemy fire, torps etc.

'midway skipper' for those who go midway on certain maps and sink there.

'migh aren't you popular' when sinking having received hits from at least half the enemy team short after eachother.

'use an umbrella next time' when at least 75% of your HP got knocked off due to enemy secundairy guns.

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7 minutes ago, CraftyVeteran said:

Gilded Tomato-Achieve a 40% WR  with over 10K battles

Rotten Tomatoe - Destroy said player in battle

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1 hour ago, Ze_Reckless said:

Anti-dreadnought - Play a battle in a BB without losing any HP. (My team are such noobs they all died.)

To be fair, you could also get this one from just having the opposing team completely collapse.

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Training Battle - Hit enemy ships gut do 0 damage

Driving school - ram at least 3 different ships from your Team

It's all on you - leave a Cap circle without being spotted (at minimum 80%) and loose the battle

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'Wait, That Can Happen?' - Have one or more of your gun turrets destroyed in a battleship.

Happened to me while playing my Nelson on Saturday. At least twice I had a turret knocked out, followed by the C turret getting completely destroyed shortly before my sinking...

 

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'Cheater!' - Try to torpedo an enemy DD with Deep-Water Torps.

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Your fish are rotten dude - land one or more  torps on an enemy before they have a chance to arm.

Deep Sea fishing - launch DW torps at a targeted DD, and have at least one pass under the intended target. 

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revenge is best served cold- destroy a players ship who killed you few games ago.

nuker- double devastating strike.

noobcv- less then half damage to enemy ships compared to other cv.

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