[BOTES] LastKaiser Players 12 posts 10,673 battles Report post #1 Posted December 10, 2018 Our clan was officially started by a guy who then immediately moved to Iceland to cook whale blubber for 6 months and has never logged in again since then (that's a true story, and he's still the clan leader). We have a community contributor who is a member, but he never hooks anyone up with anything from WG. The clan has the organization of a hamster with ADD, and there's more memes than tactics in our discord server - which is shocking, since we are all mostly too damn old to be so juvenile. We have never recruited, and don't really want to - but we also would like to not have to have literally every single active member online at the same time to play clan wars. We also happen to be fairly good at this game when we are not memeing (58%+ WR as clan average, former/current KOTS players, etc). If any of this sounds like you, send me a PM or find a BOTES member online (lol, sorry - I was imaging a version of WOWS with a functioning in-game messaging system). Your stats are less important than showing you are actually capable of learning and improving (6k games with 44% WR does not show this, just a quick FYI) and being able to fit in. We're a very small group and are only looking for 2-3 more members currently, so if I don't respond fairly quickly it's either because I'm traveling for work or we're just not interested, or both. Final, actually serious note. We joke a lot, but no racism, xenophobia, homophobia, etc - in game, in discord, at all. Nobody wants to spend their entertainment time around that garbage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BOTES] ShuggieHamster [BOTES] Players 760 posts 11,552 battles Report post #2 Posted December 13, 2018 Wondering what this clan - one that operates like a herd of cats - would actually be like in clan battles? Wonder no more. Here is the mayhem recorded wednesday night by our resident CC. Any sign of competence might be accidental but the lewding, mocking, strange accents and cruelty to small boats is fully intentional. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BOTES] ShuggieHamster [BOTES] Players 760 posts 11,552 battles Report post #3 Posted December 20, 2018 another update on the progress by BOTES (on the EU server) ... and their "herd of cats" like progression in Clan Wars. last night session was an initially shaky but strong finish 5-2. that gives us a record of 12-5 and promotion to Gale our resident CC streamer recorded the below. included within for you connoisseurs of meme ... a shima running accelerated F3 torpedoes (81knots of terror), 2 naked rental zaos lewding each other bow on and a Yamato repeatedly demonstrating why you dont turn side on to a battleship (especially NOT at 6km). Drop Kaiser a note if this is for you. BOTES ... sometimes outplayed NEVER out-memed 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BOTES] ShuggieHamster [BOTES] Players 760 posts 11,552 battles Report post #4 Posted December 30, 2018 another bump for the thread. NO footage this time as our pet streamer was off trying to assassinate some drug cartel leader in south america. You have to hope he was playing Hitman otherwise we'll have to be more polite to him. last nights session was cause for celebration as our clan leader returned to WOWs from self imposed exile ............ no memes were hurt on his return since he successfully exceeded 1 entire year on the frozen rocky volcano that is iceland. So next time a streamer quits wows in a huff only to return after a few weeks ... pfff! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BOTES] Umbray [BOTES] Players 7 posts 12,918 battles Report post #5 Posted February 27, 2019 Bump because we are still recruiting, but everyone else seems to have forgotten about this thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BOTES] Data_Unavailable [BOTES] Players 67 posts 4,855 battles Report post #6 Posted March 6, 2019 Just giving this thread a friendly bump. All the best to BOTES. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BOTES] Data_Unavailable [BOTES] Players 67 posts 4,855 battles Report post #7 Posted April 6, 2020 Well, now I'm writing in here to recruit for BOTES. And the stuff stated above still is true for the most part, although the clan leader is back from his hiatus and playing again. We are still more of a meme clan and not that organized, but we'd like to participate in the upcoming CB season and still need one or two (or maybe even three) more players to be able to form a team without all active clan members online. If you are interested in a more casual clan with pretty decent players that want to take part in some CB, DM me or hit me up in game. From there we'll see whether you fit into BOTES. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BOTES] Data_Unavailable [BOTES] Players 67 posts 4,855 battles Report post #8 Posted April 7, 2020 Bump this one up - look at my message above Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BOTES] Data_Unavailable [BOTES] Players 67 posts 4,855 battles Report post #9 Posted April 8, 2020 Bumping this again - Clown Wars are getting closer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BOTES] Data_Unavailable [BOTES] Players 67 posts 4,855 battles Report post #10 Posted April 9, 2020 Another bump... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BOTES] Data_Unavailable [BOTES] Players 67 posts 4,855 battles Report post #11 Posted April 11, 2020 Aaaand bump - I hope everyone is staying healthy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BOTES] Data_Unavailable [BOTES] Players 67 posts 4,855 battles Report post #12 Posted April 12, 2020 Happy Easter everyone! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BOTES] Data_Unavailable [BOTES] Players 67 posts 4,855 battles Report post #13 Posted April 17, 2020 Bump - have a nice weekend! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BOTES] Data_Unavailable [BOTES] Players 67 posts 4,855 battles Report post #14 Posted April 21, 2020 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BOTES] Data_Unavailable [BOTES] Players 67 posts 4,855 battles Report post #15 Posted April 23, 2020 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BOTES] Data_Unavailable [BOTES] Players 67 posts 4,855 battles Report post #16 Posted April 29, 2020 And another bump Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[BOTES] Data_Unavailable [BOTES] Players 67 posts 4,855 battles Report post #17 Posted May 4, 2020 Bump it up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
owl_the_destroyer Players 1 post Report post #18 Posted November 23, 2020 are you still recruiting? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ISL_Ragnarroek Players 91 posts 12,721 battles Report post #19 Posted December 30, 2020 Am 4.5.2020 um 20:44, Data_Unavailable sagte: Bump it up Bitte nicht vergessen mich zu "reporten". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
