[BOTES] is sort of recruiting

[LastKaiser]

Our clan was officially started by a guy who then immediately moved to Iceland to cook whale blubber for 6 months and has never logged in again since then (that's a true story, and he's still the clan leader). We have a community contributor who is a member, but he never hooks anyone up with anything from WG. The clan has the organization of a hamster with ADD, and there's more memes than tactics in our discord server - which is shocking, since we are all mostly too damn old to be so juvenile. We have never recruited, and don't really want to - but we also would like to not have to have literally every single active member online at the same time to play clan wars. We also happen to be fairly good at this game when we are not memeing (58%+ WR as clan average, former/current KOTS players, etc).

 

If any of this sounds like you, send me a PM or find a BOTES member online (lol, sorry - I was imaging a version of WOWS with a functioning in-game messaging system). Your stats are less important than showing you are actually capable of learning and improving (6k games with 44% WR does not show this, just a quick FYI) and being able to fit in. We're a very small group and are only looking for 2-3 more members currently, so if I don't respond fairly quickly it's either because I'm traveling for work or we're just not interested, or both.

 

Final, actually serious note. We joke a lot, but no racism, xenophobia, homophobia, etc - in game, in discord, at all. Nobody wants to spend their entertainment time around that garbage.

 

 

 

[ShuggieHamster]

Wondering what this clan  - one that operates like a herd of cats - would actually be like in clan battles?

Wonder no more. Here is the mayhem recorded wednesday night by our resident CC.

 

 

Any sign of competence might be accidental but the lewding, mocking, strange accents and cruelty to small boats is fully intentional.

[ShuggieHamster]

another update on the progress by BOTES (on the EU server) ... and their "herd of cats" like progression in Clan Wars.

last night session was an initially shaky but strong finish 5-2. that gives us a record of 12-5 and promotion to Gale

 

our resident CC streamer recorded the below.

included within for you connoisseurs of meme ... a shima running accelerated F3 torpedoes (81knots of terror), 2 naked rental zaos lewding each other bow on and a Yamato repeatedly demonstrating why you dont turn side on to a battleship (especially NOT at 6km).

 

Drop Kaiser a note if this is for you.

 

BOTES ... sometimes outplayed NEVER out-memed

 

 

[ShuggieHamster]

another bump for the thread. NO footage this time as our pet streamer was off trying to assassinate some drug cartel leader in south america. You have to hope he was playing Hitman otherwise we'll have to be more polite to him.

 

last nights session was cause for celebration as our clan leader returned to WOWs from self imposed exile ............ no memes were hurt on his return since he successfully exceeded 1 entire year on the frozen rocky volcano that is iceland. So next time a streamer quits wows in a huff only to return after a few weeks ... pfff!