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Blondes have Brains

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If you have the right Avatar you can post on all sorts of subjects to show 'Blondes have Brains' and you can highlight all the threads you want (at least, for a little while, lol)

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One does not simply have blonde hair and high IQ. t1822.gif

 

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A blind man stumbles into a pub and takes a seat at the bar. It's a calm evening.

"Boy, not exactly lively here ... you guys in for some jokes? I know a killer blonde joke!"

At that mention, a female patron takes the seat next to the blind man.

"Sir, you're blind so you can't know, but our of courtesy I'll tell you ... your bartender is a blonde. The woman sitting to your left is a renowned armwrestling champion, and a blonde. In the corner over there sits a regular guest, she's a lawyer ... and blonde. The owner of this pub in the back ... is blonde. And I myself am a police officer off-duty ... and I'm blond. So I ask you: do you really want to tell that joke?"

The blind man ponders for a moment, then answers: "Naw, if I have to explain it five times ..."

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Heres a quickie. 

-Why do a blondes eyes shine/glow? 

Answer: brain's runing on empty! 

:Smile_trollface:

 

And one more. 

-What dose a blond do in the dessert? 

Answer: duuh, vacuming up the dust! 

:Smile-_tongue:

 

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Even if I'll  get in trouble afterwards, heres an old anectdote:

 

Conversation between husband(H) and wife(W):

W: Honey, would you mind answering a Yes or No question?
H: Sure dear, what's on your mind?
W: Just remember, answer only with a Yes or  a No, Why do men make fun of blondes?
H:  ... "Yes"

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