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[MUMMY]

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We're MUMMY but you keep calling us daddy.

Here at MUMMY, we're a rag-tag group of ego tripping almost unicums of all ages that mess around in divisions and clan battles. A lot of personalities and nationalities come together to get frustrated with RNG, teammates, and newly released belenced ships. We consist mainly of white flag wavers, potato farmers, tulip eaters, VW diesels, mountain bankers, pasta fiddlers, siesta takers, flat-packing Scandinavians, Zulus, and a very loud Italian cat. We don't shy away from some healthy banter, whether it be in our spam group on Whatsapp or our #banter channel on Discord. We get a bit more serious for competitive events such as clan battles, but in the end we're all here to have fun and have a laugh, Friday night drunk click-ins are a great example.

 

What's the plan?
MUMMY plays clan battles every season with enough success to earn some nice rewards to spend on over-powered premiums. With most players having played Clan Battles into Typhoon in previous seasons we are aiming for a similar or higher level again in upcoming seasons. Apart from CB we also sometimes dabble with competitions such as Shipstorm when enough members are interested. We organize semi-regular training sessions with other clans to practice team-play, crap-talk, and tactics outside of competitive events. Additionally, we have plenty of opportunities for those who would like to pursue a leading role in tactics or field commanding!


Who's up for adoption?

In general we do not care if you're a super unicum stet pedder or a green veteran. A couple of things are important to us however, namely that you:

 

  • Have T10 ships with some experience and decent stats (Some ships count stronger than others).
  • Are active on a weekly basis and want to play with other people.
  • Speak English fluently.
  • Do not mind banter and edgy jokes.
  • Are somewhat mature.

 

These requirements are not rock hard, unlike @van_fanel94 on a goat farm, so if you think you'll fit in feel free to contact us!

 

Where to find us

You can join our Discord server (https://discord.gg/vxvqKaS) free of charge! While you're there feel free to join a creatively named division channel or post in the text channels. Shoot a message to any @Commanders or @Recruiter if you're interested in becoming a full member. Alternatively, you can send any of our Commanders or Recruiters a message in-game, keep in mind the messages in game tend to disappear randomly. Lastly, you can leave a comment on this thread explaining why you think you fit and we'll be sure to respond.

 

Hope to see you among our ranks soon!

 

Greetings,

 

@JJWhite

 

 


 

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Bumparooney boys

 

Also, you really need to join MUMMY, listen to Shia, listen to your heart! 

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With 30 members currently, MUMMY have space for 10 more, We have members from all over Europe, with an age profile ranging from early 20's to mid 50's (or 97 in @R3V0s case)

 

right now the focus is on training up our new guys for the upcoming CB season (comingsoonTM), however we also have 1 eye on next season's KOTS & will run trainings for that in time

 

Get in touch with any of the clan leadership in game, or just drop us a line here

 

 

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14 minutes ago, PaxMaggie said:

shouldnt that be boob? xD

 

Only if it starts with beep, but my robot speak is a bit rusty.

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CB starting soon guys and gals, join a clan with a proven track record of results, contact one of our recruitment team today! 

 

We are running weekly trainings at present, so all levels of experience are considered 

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With CB 4 just around the corner, MUMMY are still looking for active players with tier 10 experience, feel free to drop us a line in game, or join our discord! 

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bumepty bump! after quality not quantity boys! we have a 60% win rate so far in CB4 playing with all the best clans in the game....

 

if you wanna jump on board gimme a shout!

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strong showing in ship storm yesterday beating RAIN, 2 TTT teams, AAO, SHEN and more, currently tracking 60% win ratio in CB about to breach Typhoon

 

if you wanna join the MUMMY team, PM me here or on discord or ingame

 

https://discord.gg/xZqqHTS

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Does your wife not allow you to go to a pub anymore? Join our clan and enjoy the same high level of discussion you're used to. Now with 200% less topless streaming!

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Our Discord now has highly inappropriate emoji to enhance your sh*t-talk,  I'd say that's enough reason to consider joining all by itself!

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A long clan battle season comes to an end, we've had our ups and downs but in the end we ended up with 300+ battles played and both Alpha and Bravo teams balls deep in Typhoon. If you think you can be a valuable addition to our salty ranks drop by on Discord or drop me a message!

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Not actively recruiting at the moment, but if you're here anyways, why not join a division battle or two? If we like you we might even let you sleep on the couch.

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With summer quickly approaching the days are getting darker and the nights longer, not because of the earth going around the sun, but because of the planes blocking all sunlight. Join us so we can wither these dark days together, and reminisce about the good 'ol RTS days and when playing CV free CB, for now... :fish_panic:

P.S.: CV's and furries welcome too, we don't judge perverted hobbies.

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

 

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I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

 

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Look who's back, back again...

 

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It's you smart-[edited], now join us on Discord for more high quality jokes.

 

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Did you know you can use Discord on your phone too? About time you got someone else in your pants.

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