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Ovechkin Query: Kinda the elephant in the room but I have to ask?

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Why is he toothless? There is like a black hole where his pearly white should be. Can we get a new premium Ovechkin captain with him not smiling at all?

He looks like a homeless guy that WG picked up off the street and put in a captains uniform, he needs a shave too:

 

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I guess makes more sense to replace those tooths once you are finished with your icehockey career. Otherwise you might lose em again :Smile_ohmy:

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9 minutes ago, DFens_666 said:

I guess makes more sense to replace those tooths once you are finished with your icehockey career. Otherwise you might lose em again :Smile_ohmy:

This. It makes no sense replacing missing teeth permanently during active career. Could mess things up even worse if/when another puck hits.

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22 minutes ago, ___V_E_N_O_M___ said:

Why is he toothless?

It is very normal ice hockey players have less teeth.

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Probably underpaid like most athletes are. Maybe if we all buy the 45€ captain, he can buy himself a new tooth.

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Thank you for the close up image of his theeth i was having breakfast.

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It is much easier to smoke cigarettes, you know...

 

I'm sorry to be that person, but in the light of equality, can we get Dasha and Alena with missing teeth?

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18 minutes ago, Skyllon said:

in the light of equality

That's not how equality works - but to satisfy your strange fetish

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5 minutes ago, aboomination said:

That's not how equality works - but to satisfy your strange fetish

Through own urges you must see. Taking for others' them not you should.

 

Get the glasses mate ffs. You're posting pics of your girlfriend... :Smile_veryhappy:

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13 hours ago, rage1750 said:

Puck to the face?  

Try saying that without any teeth!!! Poor chap:cap_haloween:

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Yes, it's not very good but I only have Microsoft Paint to use...

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20 minutes ago, BrusilovX said:

Yes, it's not very good but I only have Microsoft Paint to use...

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you monster! :Smile-angry:

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12 minutes ago, loppantorkel said:

you monster! :Smile-angry:

Blame post #10 by Skyllon  

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45 minutes ago, BrusilovX said:

Yes, it's not very good but I only have Microsoft Paint to use...

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Hm. I guess she got into a fight with Alena over whom could watch through that telescope... I can't imagine how her face is looking right now. And be careful! There is a painting contest going on for Blys. You wouldn't want to give ideas to people, now would you?

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