Up_The_Donald ∞ Players 130 posts 7,852 battles Report post #1 Posted June 24, 2018 I posted recently about the hilarious responses one gets in chat when asking about a plan. I would link the post to here but I haven't got a clue how to do that and I fired the guy responsible for linking posts earlier this week. If anyone knows how to do it - let me know. Anyway, back to business. It occurred to me that another thing about the in-game chat is that certain phrases can trigger total and utter rage from a variety of players - me included sometimes. Here is my list of the top trigger phrases guaranteed to produce a mountain of salt and chat bans: 1. Potato. 2. Noob/Noobz (or any variant). 3. Thanks for the help. 4. Stupid team. 5. Please report [insert player ID] for being a [noob/potato/bell-end]. 6. I would have survived if that DD had popped smoke in the right place. 7. We would have won if not for back-line dry humping BBs. 8. [Donald note - I can't think of number 8 right now so I will move on to number 9]. 9. Any poor play from a CV causing total zombie rage - this covers poor players or players not putting planes in precisely the mutually contradictory places requested by team mates. Feel free to add any others while I still work on the master list for the previous post about total comedian responses to "Plan?" at the start of a battle. UpTheDonald 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[HEROZ] GulvkluderGuld Players 3,149 posts 17,796 battles Report post #2 Posted June 24, 2018 Anything sentence with CV or DD in it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[CATS] ColonelPete Players 28,996 posts 15,146 battles Report post #3 Posted June 24, 2018 Do not ask about a plan, make a plan! People are too passive in this game. If you do not know what a good plan is, how do you know which plan to follow? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Up_The_Donald ∞ Players 130 posts 7,852 battles Report post #4 Posted June 24, 2018 11 minutes ago, ColonelPete said: Do not ask about a plan, make a plan! People are too passive in this game. If you do not know what a good plan is, how do you know which plan to follow? Typical of the anti-social mood in the forum and on the game lately. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sargento_YO Players 1,423 posts 8,827 battles Report post #5 Posted June 24, 2018 "Don't be a pussy by capping only two out of three zones" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[CATS] ColonelPete Players 28,996 posts 15,146 battles Report post #6 Posted June 24, 2018 What is anti-social about my answer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Up_The_Donald ∞ Players 130 posts 7,852 battles Report post #7 Posted June 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, ColonelPete said: What is anti-social about my answer? The post isn't about plans - that was the other post but still coming out with the usual critical crock of shite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[CATS] ColonelPete Players 28,996 posts 15,146 battles Report post #8 Posted June 24, 2018 Not giving you the answer you want is anti-social? Good to know... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[QTANG] Halborn Players 491 posts Report post #9 Posted June 24, 2018 "Anti-social" "Triggers" "Salt" Please, just stop with those low IQ shitposts. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrFingers Beta Tester, Players, In AlfaTesters 3,242 posts Report post #10 Posted June 24, 2018 Enemy Graf Zeppelin getting a kill: insta-report. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
