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Chumming the Water

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I posted recently about the hilarious responses one gets in chat when asking about a plan.  I would link the post to here but I haven't got a clue how to do that and I fired the guy responsible for linking posts earlier this week.  If anyone knows how to do it - let me know.  Anyway, back to business. 

 

It occurred to me that another thing about the in-game chat is that certain phrases can trigger total and utter rage from a variety of players - me included sometimes.  Here is my list of the top trigger phrases guaranteed to produce a mountain of salt and chat bans:

 

1.  Potato.

2.  Noob/Noobz (or any variant).

3.  Thanks for the help.

4.  Stupid team.

5.  Please report [insert player ID] for being a [noob/potato/bell-end].

6.  I would have survived if that DD had popped smoke in the right place. 

7.  We would have won if not for back-line dry humping BBs.

8.  [Donald note - I can't think of number 8 right now so I will move on to number 9].

9.  Any poor play from a CV causing total zombie rage - this covers poor players or players not putting planes in precisely the mutually contradictory places requested by team mates. 

 

Feel free to add any others while I still work on the master list for the previous post about total comedian responses to "Plan?" at the start of a battle. 

 

UpTheDonald 

 

 

 

 

 

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Do not ask about a plan, make a plan!

People are too passive in this game.

 

If you do not know what a good plan is, how do you know which plan to follow?

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11 minutes ago, ColonelPete said:

Do not ask about a plan, make a plan!

People are too passive in this game.

 

If you do not know what a good plan is, how do you know which plan to follow?

Typical of the anti-social mood in the forum and on the game lately.  

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2 minutes ago, ColonelPete said:

What is anti-social about my answer?

The post isn't about plans - that was the other post but still coming out with the usual critical crock of shite. 

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"Anti-social"

"Triggers"

"Salt"

 

Please, just stop with those low IQ shitposts.

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