TheNubination

Most people I talk to and a lot of people in the clans I've been in are often chat banned. More times than not do I see people spamming certain commands rather than writing something and it's often hard to understand what the heck anyone is trying to point out. I had this fellow ping the crap out of me one game recently for 5 minutes straight and I genuinely didn't understand what he wanted. So many words wanting to come out but like some kind of troglodyte he just had no mouth to express them with available. And it felt kinda sad. "Blame yourself" some would say, and that's okay. As one of the people who is regularly chatbanned I'm obviously biased when I say that I'd rather have someone be toxic to me than not be able to understand them (though harassment and threats aren't acceptable) but what about you? How often are you banned? And what are your views on the general lack of communication in the game? Are people constantly getting chatbanned/ are apprehensive of it and thus don't communicate or are people just generally not very interested in communicating to begin with? A few tips from a veteran of the flamewars to any newbies out there:

Not Vampire I obviously. He was a weak ruler and won't be remembered for anything. But our Dark Overlord Vampire II He's sailing about, waiting for his victims. Then you get spotted and BAM So you try to run but he uses: By some miracle you manage to kite and escape with half your life. You see that smoke dissipating. You think its yoru time to go in. Its now or never. A few moments later...

"Real" CV Mains will know what Im talking about here. Do you shake it shake it ? Do you pull it left and right as much as you can all the time? Or do you simply turn hard just before the shot?

It's not if you believe it hard enough.

Orly? I thought magical Voodoo rituals could influence it. Maybe its like your Waifu you know? You could also choose to stay out of threads you don't understand but those fingers be itching im sure. I meant more the opposite, when you want those extreme side shots between two ships or to screw with the brains of DDs, but yeah those too, what ever floats your boat! :D

Clearly not a "real" CV Main

The thingy that gives oil each of the days for clans. Just a PIA to click on it every time, even more so than looking at the crane animation for crates. Thanks! <3

Yup thats kinda crazy

That incentivizes some weird abuse and/or corner camping and its really [edited]stupid. Not to mention that its the exact type of behaviour brawls aren't supposed to incentivize. I.e. you want short matches where people fight it out and dont care much. If anything it should be the opposite. Like I dont criticize WG nearly as much as most people here but thats completely balls to the wall insanse nonsense. And for once Im not shitposting. I dont even play brawl much (would if it was tier 5-6), Im just sorry for those who do.

#JUSTICY4CVS #PLANELIVESMATTER Also I take note that as an OP I know you guys cant keep your itchy fingers in check and are clicking on the second vote options even though you picked the something else than 1 or 2 because that option was added way later and there aren't enough votes in 1 and 2. And I want to tell you all:

Im shitposting little miss sunshine. No, I'd prefer glorious combat without smokes, radars, hydros or any of that nonsense. Id even give up my CVs for it. I've said this plenty of times but here's once more for good measure. But then there wouldn't be anything to sell, its all good though. You are a woman right, I can't imagine an other reason to have a female anime avatar as your pfp.

Everything is relative goddamnit. Including this ship, yes. But man, its still a gud ship. Its OP because I cant fight it. There's always a way to go around it and adapt. But I want to just be able to stand a chance in a slap fight and I cant and its frustrating and I dont see why you aren't giving me pats on the back instead of like I dont know, dicking about being a [edited] a and your name is probably [edited] isnt it?

"Machineguns were a stupid invention, the gun is is so much easier to locate due to the sheer number of tracers you can see and aim for" said no WW1 soldier ever.

First of all its 5km. I was saying the UK ones normally aren't an issue. So he wins the cap every single time while avoiding torp walls and being able to get in position to spam HE, peeking around corners and what not with his crawl. So a ship that can always win the cap, is not OP because what? What are his major weaknesses? Why would you ever have say a Daring over a Vampire?

I mean like all other UK DDs that dont have hydro, right? My fellow retard competing in the special olympics here online. "But its balanced in other ways" k : Can you teach me great sensei how to kill him in a Haragumo or Halland? So he outspots you, right. So he starts smoking, you cant shoot because you're gonna get hit by everything else, so he gets a couple of free hits, or he keeps shooting until you do shoot and then smokes up and baits that. So you have to kite back right. So you wait 120 seconds, and what, go back, and expect him to be in the same place that he was? Turn towards you, not ready to run away? Whats your plan son, what do you do in a non gimmick DD? Also because of the crawl he can more easily avoid Torp Walls without being spotted when going out of his smoke because like you said, he keeps smoking himself all the time.

I admit I was in a Haku CV and couldnt kill him inbetween smokes but I didnt want to disclose that for personal reasons. But its not too hard to smoke up, move away, smoke up, move away, keep doing that for 8 minutes.

Bruh there is no window to kill it over a 8 minute period. Thats like half the game, including times when nobody is doing anything and not including the times when the game ends in 8 minutes. You can even bait radars due to tiny concealment . Its a mother beautiful ship.

Its fake news that its got like the highest winrate in the game (57.94) now please, focus back on Vampire II the only true Vampire in in the game. Not this halfblood without sonar.

BUT I SAY IT IS OP!!! Clearly my opinion is more valid than yours since I've posted images.

Dude 90 seconds 10 seconds 120 seconds Boost that crap with the smoke upgrade and you basically got endless smoke and a way too see through it. OP OP OP OP OP!!!!11one

Vampire literally smoked after a smoke then, probably long smokes that recharge after smoke though, even worse lol. He's a chainsmoker whether he puffs long or short I dont know since I dont live long enough to tell the tale.

Z doesnt have that quick constant smoke, smaland and ragnar have no smoke. For a DD without Hydro or Radar, Vampire is death incarnate. IMO a bit OP but you can always make arguments like this. I just find it silly how he can go from smoke to smoke with a window of maybe 10-15 seconds. I hate fighting against it almost as much as a kiting french DD but for all the opposite reasons.

What ever I did I did it in the game so both shouldve worked. They didnt, I think haha. I probably fucked up somewhere unless the game glitched out

okidoki

Just turn off your brain and read what I'm saying, Im probably wrong but I do mean what I say. And you've just wasted my and your time making up theories for no reason both in case of point 1 and 3. Also get a life.