MementoMori_6030

Troll.

Well done, Mr. Hefner!

I'm pressing G all the time, but nothing happens. There is no ASW at T4.

I'm not playing CV, but even I know the range of that RU CV's weaponry... both skip bombers and torp bombers should conveniently outrange almost all AAA, and in addition there's the "reach safe altitude 50% faster" skill. Of course, if he insists on using only dive bombers... he's an admiral, he knows best.

No. In coop, I am just ignoring whatever happens above and below me. In randoms, I am playing <T5.

Mr. Krabs saaaad.

I could get cold waters for free - by simply not paying my gas bill.

It's the sheer amount of bots which the server must initialize and handle, so the suckmariners do not sit in queues for hours.

To be fair, his T8 CV WR (broken RU fantasy CV, of course) is almost 30%. It's only the very effective T10 AAA that prevents him from attaining Unicum status. Or he could just drop his payload out of AAA range.

Mikasa heading into the Battle of Tsushima. Appropriate filters provided by NVIDIA.

Successfully filming "First Blood & Devastating Strike"...

Well, the real Balaos had a maximum submerged speed of 8.75 (!) knots, while their Mk. 27 acoustic torpedoes had a speed of 12 (!) knots and a 4.6 km (!) range. Sure as hell this would not be popular with the average suckmarine "PING you're dead!" simpleton. Effectively tripling the historical values is beyond hilarious, of course.

Oh yes... the very moment you heard the PING you knew you were in trouble. In WoWs, it's vice versa, but WG has a cherished tradition with perverting things to the opposite.

I mean, you were doing your war patrol, and it could take an eternity to get a contact, if any... and then you crept for an hour (yes, subs were slow!) towards the targets, only to realize that they were heading into a direction away from you, and you would never be able to catch up... and then you cursed and resumed your patrol. It was great, even if it sounds boring.

Sure thing - though the sequel SS2 on the Amiga was better, imho. Real-time calculating when to launch a torp into which direction while submerged and blind was always a challenge. 99% of the WoWs "submarine" apologists would have died from starvation before even scoring a single torpedo hit.

My GK has been stripped bare and will remain so until it's time to sell the thing.

You can always set up a training room battle for historical scenarios.

Taking Derfflinger into the Battle of Jutland... 12 BB vs 12 BB, with no hard cover for cowards.

I don't believe that "we people" could "dictate" you to improve (what appears to be the only possible outcome of any "playing" change).

A cucumber who identifies as a peach?

I guess it works.

Nah, you get an ever increasing arsenal of fantasy ships, stupid gimmick mechanics, camping meta and now 22nd century submarines. At T4, the only issue is WG's sad attempt to push people to higher tiers, i.e. 2xCV griefers.