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I have never seen that one, but sure sounds different from having 3/4 caps somewhere in the middle between a bunch of islands. Usually the game makes me think of this:

I'll be a bit of a dirty filthy rotten scoundrell and play the Iron Duke... using the RN BB captain from King Troll tha Filth... which has IFHE. Also I'll probably have the Texas instead of the good old New York. NOOOOOOO not Bretagne... only reason I drive that is to get to Lyon... someday. For cruisers, Omaha/Emerald/Koningsberg... YES EMERALD. And Omaha. I have both records > 80k damage. Might take the Nichyololas if I ever need a DD but I'm no good with them. So best keep it to cruisers and BBS.

Don't worry, I saw that only after I sunk... TBH I was more busy with having chunks of Scharnhorst. Gluttony, one of the main capital sins I guess (<--- been there, did that, got the medal). Thought your DD went north but... nah great move.

@Roah just seen in action, we lost unfortunately. Although... unfortunately? Maybe better to say even his brilliant Lo Yang could not pull a full cart of potatoes, though he was helped by a Hipper. I thought this started out rather well, somebody communicating we should go for a Cap in one group - I decided to cover them. But, from a close distance (I almost went into cap...) then they started to drop like flies... and I had to run. Couldn't seem to hit anything either, must remember to sacrifice more goats to RNGesus. Managed to dodge lot of torps then missed a Cleveland at 5km range (WTH RNGesus???) and got shot by a Tirpitz. Best to forget this one, I'll hide it from sight....

No matter, if I see somebody do that I'm ramming him too (harhar)

Think of the alternative - now you have one AFK carrier, soon to be effectively like 'one AFK BB'. If his friends had klicked in you'd have 2 more sucky teammates AND a sucky CV. Brilliant! Can I use that?

Yes that's what I mean, thanks. I still feel bad for the Coop players though. A few tickets to WG will get you banned, first for a period, and in the end perma-banned.

Maybe you need to upload the one to WG, posting it here won't help that much. I had such a mongrel do that and I have made a ticket and sent it to WG. So did 5 others. And after that, we did not see him anymore...

We'll never know as he didn't post a replay. However, if you give 'em 5 secs to aim and 1 sec for the shell to strike, this means they have a very short fuse and have no problem going against the rules. Such people are sort of genetic waste material. But hey, it's a messed up world, and people nowadays can get away with anything as long as it is 'understandable'. I think it is a good thing they get pink for that. I wish them many Happy Hours in the training room, or something.

Well, they had 20 seconds to aim eh.

I suppose you get my point then. I'm deliberatly over-doing it. It's not exactly like 'he didn't want to hit him' either. I'll bet that guy didn't have torps. Are you one of those that thinks it's OK? I think THAT brings down a lot. This is a messed up world though.

Yeah does. I haven't seen a single shatter since. Mind that's a few more hits there.... 66 to be precise. Mine is only 30, you had 11 fires and I had 4. I had 60k damage - with 30 hits. Now if I had 66 hits that would be 130k damage. Sort of.

You can't say that you didn't enjoy it though. Every coin has two sides.

Exactly.... it is not as if he was aiming 'for attention'.

IFHE on King Troll the Filth works like a charm...

Yes did. Note that others did all kinds of stuff comparing OP to whatever. Nope. Did it on purpose. A bit of shock therapy. Noted that you seems to have less problems with murdering grandma (LOL). I know for a fact that is is REALLY HARD to shoot somebody when the "aiming thingy" does not help. The 'visor' will not lock on to teammates. You really have to try hard. Let me ask you a question, suppose you were indeed waiting in that queue, and the one behind you did not tap your shoulder, but instead kicked your butt or punched you in the nuts, what would you do then and would it be what I think it would be?

Just seen @Profilus in a T7 game. My team actually paid attention, and chose to go AB instead of going AC... so I merrily went along. Shot a bit at a Myoko, and ate half a Duke of York, and hit some French thing. But unfortunately my team had sort of decided to go BC after all in my absence so I had to get Tha Faaaaa outta there. And just when I thought I had made it, smacked me a nice piece of Scharnhorst too and was thinking I'd have him for breakfast, but then I ate a bit too many torps from a DD. Of course one iof his teammates was happy to do the killsteal. The DD turned out to be the Icarus, driven by Profilus. Well done, never seen it coming (should have though). Grats on the win and the 1st in team. You drive that thing well. Note the effect from the IFHE though. No more 50% shatters... all full pens.

Steamrolls happen. Same as Lemmingtrains. In fact a Lemmintrain is sort of a one-sided steamroller. I've had it happen that I thought we were leading a steamroller, only to find the Lemmingtrain had broken, and the contra-steamroller was catching up to us. Fast...

No it's not. I have seen the proof on Youtube. It's just the Battle of Stupid vs Ignorant. Or Luck vs NoSkill.

You'd just muffle the sound a bit, or maybe a lot, but you wouldn't really fix it. It's tempting though, sometimes.

YOU didn't indeed.... I have read through it all, and I find a lot are very 'understanding'.... In fact it is kinda worrying. I'd hope they're not that understanding to a child rapist or murderer of old ladies. But, somehow I'm kinda worried they'd be 'understanding' to those as well. Yes, although if you read through the drivel above, looks as if 'they do nothing so might as well get rid of them', so, if regarding that as thruth, the games would not last any longer or shorter.

Stats are stats... they really do not matter THAT much... What it WILL tell you if the guy is a potatoe or not. He is clearly not. Even if he was, what kind of @@#@% shoots his own teammate after 20 secs. I have had mongrels run into me and push me into torpedoes when I was in my own smoke. Still I didn't shoot them. And I am not the most forgiving. Ship just happens. I wonder how people think that defend such a dipstick TK.

Decide or die in 20 seconds, new game mode LOL. Have a look at his stats. He's pulling your leg. He seems pretty good to me, and I;m sure he knows what to do. Current meta though, when you get 5 DDs no wonder he waits to see what happens. I have seen it happen they all lemmingtrain to A or B.

Here's an idea, let them open up a 'Unicorn Server' that WG charges a nominal fee for. They can apply for admittance at the door and members can vote them in or out. They can pay their way in. And WG can make some money. .....aaaaand we'll be rid of their whining (no guess that last part won't happen).