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Well, not if his guns are pointing wrong way... Anyway I know that and that wasn't the question.

I killed him... did take more trouble than I thought it would. No citadels. Kept angled zo he didn't get one either. Unfortunately he had friends. But I surprised him broadside, with his guns pointing the wrong way... no cits, very very short distance.

Was. He was bow-in crashed against the island, and I popped up, surprising him broadside.

Short fuse might explain things. I thought it was just trolling me with RNG.

Well, while we are at the subject "Edinburgh", can it citadel a Henry or not? It might be troll dispersion but I think it's impossible, somehow. I had one at < 5km broadside (surprised him behind his island) but nope. No cits. A few pens, lots of bounces.

Well, try 3 minutes, and <15K in a Conqkek. It wasn't even my team that was this bad. The other team got ROFLSTOMPED so bad I could not even do more damage that that. Wasn't even close enough to the reds to ram something.

I always find that very very funny. You suddenly notice that you (maybe because duh) have ff-ed up badly, for example by broadsiding a BB within 10km. Oh crap. OMG. FF me. And then you find out your adversary has done the same stupid thing, you prepare for a slugging-match, and then you see his guns are pointing the other way...

DUUUDE this is disappointing, don;t wte the popcorn! At first I though it would be Giulio Cesare sunk the whole red team, and then he started on the greens and got 4 more because they sucked that hard.

You wouldn't know how to "give away" a DD mission by chance? I just got one for T5 or T6 French DD from a crate, I'd rather give it away to my son. Obviously it wont do me any good.

AH wel, maybe it is 100x too fast for me then, divide by 5, well still too quick.

Sort of indeed just what I meant. I'd go nuts with a game like that.

Huge LOL but sort of heaedache after a few games. It's not for me mate. I do see the LULZ though

Could be worse, I had one where I made not even15k on a Conqkek and came first of team...

Well he finds it relaxing too. Compared to other games he plays, it probably is.

Yes, and I'm not very good at that game... the thing you CANNOT do is preventing you team to melt. To throw it, to potato to oblivion, you name it. Weekend player, remember... I'm still not very good in the other classes, which are easier to master. One at a time... Ah well. For now I'll gladly leave it to my son. He's pretty good and we usually div up.

OK maybe not that bad. But certainly I'm not any good, and I do not find them any relaxing fun to play. I'm happy to leave that to others who enjoy them, same as rollercoasters and all that.

Nope I'll not like any of those. ~60k damage covers the credits, even without premium. But usually I run it only when I have premium. Mind this is on weekends, games last 5 minutes... the longer the game lasts the more damage I make. Maybe I should have said "weekend game play". Because what you describe will no get you anything in a 5 minute game. You'll get one, maybe two torp loads off before the game ends, and yeah then a knife fight (and I might as well sink myself there).

Probably is but I already suckin DD at T3. So...

If I play a DD with a division, I'm usually playing 3 minutes and then watching the rest....

EH well my typing also isn't what it used to be. In DDs the gameplay is too fast for me, I like the slower stuff. I'm not that good at kiting, speeding around everywhere and shooting like a madman.

I don't play DDs... no good at it. And yes I can 'work around them' when in a CV (I suppose you also can in a DD). But it's not like 'the more the merrier'. Maybe other people think differently. I just don't like it.

I know you are serious. First of all, I never play mucg h Ds, as I am too slow for that. Yeah sure low tier Yolo-rush cap I can manage. Maybe I v can even kill something... so no DD for me. I do not ply for credits as such, just like to play such a way I will not be "bankrupt". And even if you can "do fine" in T8/9/10, I still think the gameplay is crap. For example, I am OK with Conqkek in TX. Average potato, but not losing credits. Sometimes I even have a non-ROFLSTOMP game, sometimes I even do quite well. Usually though: same old same old. Now that CB is T8 I respecced the captain for Edinbrough and I do not play TX at all. And if CB was never T9/X then I would not even grind the ships beyond T7. TX gameplay is usually a boring wait until the ROFLSTOMP happens.

They're just as bad in T8. But there's why I don't like T8-9-10. And why I'll not buy anything > T7.

I know. It is the gameplay I don't like. You can give me a nuke-button for 1 euro, and I'll still give it a pass. Ehh. actually that might sell very well. Probably.

Well, yeah. COuld be. But consider the rest as well. In the past though we didn't get a new gimmicky HE spamming mega-cruiser and paper Stalinium ships, either.