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  1. xBloodhawk

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    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired! Not you, test subject, you're doing fine. Yes, you! Box. your stuff, out the front door, parking lot, car, goodbye!
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    Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack... even a heart isnt foolish enough to attack Chuck Norris.
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    Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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    Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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    Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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    “I'd ask you to think outside the box on this, but it's obvious your box is broken. And has schizophrenia.
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    Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious, as humans.
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    In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this.
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    Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? I discovered I have a sort of black-box quick-save feature. In the event of a catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of my life are preserved for analysis. I was able – well, forced, really – to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever. You know, if you had done that to someone else, they might devote their existence to exacting … revenge.
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    This next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of advice: If you meet yourself on the testing track, don't make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that'll wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward! So do both of yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business.
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    Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity.
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    Warning: Neurotoxin pressure has reached dangerously unlethal levels.
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    srry 24h rule
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