The_Fear_Of_All_Sums

Pull the other one. Are you still crying over your Reddit ban?

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I've just come back from an amazing party on Jupiter. Scarlett Johansson was there and flirted like crazy with me. What??? You don't believe me??? Look at the pictures man!!!!

Think I'll go buy one.

Please tell me you don't have a driving license.

You have a mini-map yes? You knew you had no support, yet sailed off to face the entire enemy team by yourself. Who's a clever boy???

Who we gonna call???

I logged on at 11am for a game on my day off and had to update. So I made a pot of coffee and toasted a fruit scone. Went back to the pc and it was updated. You either need to log on randomly to check for updates, or get your mum to buy a decent connection.

Don't reply to or feed troll threads/posts. Why People Troll. Attention and recognition, even if negative The emotional release of venting Power (the power to disrupt) Vandalism The thrill of breaking social conventions Sabotaging groups the troll dislikes Immaturity Trolls brag that they do it for the laugh. Their bravado usually masks the reasons listed above.

Two rules in reroll club. 1: Don't make posts on the forum telling people you are a newcomer/noob/newb etc... 2: Don't make posts on the forum telling people you are a newcomer/noob/newb etc... It gives the game away. I tried the Umi in a single PvP and got my backside handed to me. So I'm putting in some practice in PvE before I venture out again.

That's so passé. We are not back in the old "Get out of your mom's basement" days. Grow up and stop throwing infantile little "I'm going home and bringing my ball" moodies.

Battles today: 4 Why do you bother throwing these little moodies? Do you not feel embarrassed by your infantile behaviour?

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Ever notice its always the catastrophically bad players who keep asking for changes to the game mechanics? I watch my minimap when I'm playing and if I notice an ally close to me, I zoom out and make sure we don't have any 'accidents'. Could you maybe stretch your attention span to that little map from time to time? Your 46% winrate and rubbish average damage state that YOU need to change... Not the game. Stop shooting your team mates and learn how to play.

Grow up.

You are so brave. I wan't to be just like you in my next life, when I'm 13

Download CPU-Z, validate your hardware and post it up here. Then we can have a discussion. http://valid.canardpc.com/

Where did you get that figure from. Post up the data you have accumulated over the last few months to backup your claim.

Ah yes... I suffered through the 386 days. I remember getting my hands on a 486dx @66mhz and thought I was a god with my 8mb of ram. Then the IT guys in the merchant bank my father worked in hooked me up with a 100mhz DX4 and 16mb of ram Formula One ran like a dream

Eeeeewwwwww!!!! Those textures would make me sick. Dammit man!!! Components are cheaper than a night out these days!! Get building

On what resolution? A gt210 can run BF4 on high settings at 640 x 480

Not at all. I'm a huge fan of independent ales and lager. I'm not a fan of sitting alone in front of a pc getting rat arsed though. I don't think it's healthy for the body or mind. Edit: That sounded judgy and superior!! That wasn't my intention

The problem with all game forums is the high level of immaturity among it's users. Unfortunately, the majority of threads turn into flame wars among people who really should know better.

Hey still_guns, what are your full specs? Motherboard CPU GPU RAM PSU You would be surprised at how cheaply you can upgrade an older pc to a reasonable configuration using the second hand market. A friend of mine was in the same boat as yourself. He was complaining that He couldn't afford to upgrade. I sat down with him and calculated his spend on unnecessary items (beer, crisps, sweets, take out coffees etc...). Turns out in an average week, He'd spend approximately €40 on beer and about €25 on other snacks/coffees. In the first week of not buying cr*p, He got an R9 270x 2nd hand from a free ads website and in the 2nd week He got a brand new 120gb SSD from an etailer for €45. I sourced and installed the parts for him and He said it's like having a brand new pc. He's also healthier