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    teams are awful, as expected

    One more before I drop this Dfens, sorry. Lets say you're right and 9/10 people playing like this are trolling you, that still leaves 1/10 mentally handicapped. You don't want to be the guy who is mean to someone for being so unfortunate they were born with the mental capacity of a 2 year old child or a very smart dog. So don't call them out on it, you can laugh, hell I laugh, but laugh at them, not with them. The people i'm talking about wouldn't reply, they can't read, the ones who can't don't understand what they're reading. If a pommern is sitting in the back missing all his shots from max range despite his ship being designed to specifically NOT do that, he's just, well he's just being a German BB main isn't he
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    teams are awful, as expected

    There's not many games where you play with 11 random people over and over again and get to watch what they do for 20 mins, this is very specific to world of warships where you have some time to look at others in a multiplayer action game. I promise if you watched thousands of people play call of duty every day, you would see people shoot the wall, never hit anything etc. Matchmaking is typically not random, this too is kinda specific to warships, if you play most other games for even a day, you stop seeing these people because they play against eachother repeatedly. Random matchmaking is warships curse and blessing, you get wrecked, you wreck people, you learn from people wrecking you, but you also have to play with an idiot sometimes. I did some charity work with the handicapped a long time ago, they were playing unreal tournament, so what 2004 or something, they were doing exactly what some of these really really bad players in warships do, being terrible, abnormally so. But they were having a fun time, that's all anyone in the room really cared about. Their life is much harder than yours having to deal with potatoes on your team sometimes, think about it, merry christmas.
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    teams are awful, as expected

    Idiot, noun : A person of low intelligence, profound intellectual disability where the mental age is two years or less, and the person cannot guard themself against common physical dangers. Idiots is what I was talking about, this is a mental disability, there's 450 million of them, obviously one will be on your team in a team game with random people. Going in a straight line and dying thousands upon thousands of times is what you would have done when you were two years old, an idiot is a two year old trapped in a grown man's body. Life isn't fair, the average IQ is 100, for every person with an IQ of 130 getting straight A's in college, there's a person with an IQ of 70 who can't count to ten. Expecting none of them to ever be in your game is almost as dumb as they are.
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    teams are awful, as expected

    Couple weeks ago I saw a Halland, spawn, straight line nose first into a cap, as he entered the cap, one set of torps to his left, one set of torps to his right. Literally impossible for those torps to hit anything, because it's not just that there aren't ships to his left and right, it's that there can't be ships to his left and right. He was alone against five ships, hard spotted, getting shelled, just kept going in that straight line, fired like one shot with his front gun and sank. So I checked his stats. Thousands of games, in that halland, thousands. Average damage under 1K, player rating of 0, winrate in the 30%, he played that ship for hundreds of hours without ever killing or doing damage to anything. I was streaming at the time, guys told me that is a bot, there's no way that's a player. I spoke to him, he replied, sort of, it was a player. Calling people potatoes is all well and good, it's a funny meme, I'm by no means one for being overly sensitive, but when you see stuff that makes no sense whatsoever, the mentally handicapped are allowed videogames, it's often all they have. Understanding this you should be less upset with someone like this on your team
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    teams are awful, as expected

    The holidays brings out more potatoes, i've seen things over the last few days that had me stunned, just staring at my screen in disbelief, just the last 3 days : -One game I was teamkilled by a 39% WR Ibuki for not rushing into a cap with my Gadjah Mada, a cap with two T9 radar cruisers and a kitakaze. -One game we were winning 920 points vs nothing, 40 seconds to win the game, a full HP T7 nagato in my T5 game that did nothing all match was our last remaining ship. All he had to do was stay alive for 40 seconds, he wasn't even spotted. He charges in, does a U-turn, flat broadside to the last remaining enemy ship, gets blapped, we lost with 8 seconds remaining, his winrate was 32,75% over 6.000 games, I don't even understand how that's mathematically possible because you're only 1 of 12 ships in a match, the only reasonable explanation for this guy's stats is 6.000 rounds of teamkilling and suiciding. -One game I had a division of Gneisenau players that spawned, reversed into A1 and just sat there, aiming at the map, they didn't fire a single shell. Like ok you sometimes see German BBs sitting in the back being useless, but even those guys are still trying to shoot stuff and failing miserably because lol sniping in German BBs. These two guys were so far back for the entire duration of the game, 20 minutes, at no point was there an enemy ship within range of their main battery. All this said, you have to factor in two things here : 1) Matchmaker is random, it's not rigged, the other team gets this too. 2) 450 million people worldwide have some form of mental disorder, millions of them play video games, some will inevitably play world of warships, you can't be hard on people sailing circles in A1 in a German battleship because for all you know, they spent their childhood eating crayons.
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    Locking a campaign behind a paywall

    The entire topic is drama, there is no paywall, there is a wait before you can finish campaign for free strasbourg, then you can use it to finish the other campaign. I did the first set of missions for both campaigns in one evening and the missions for the next 4 sets look easy.
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    Locking a campaign behind a paywall

    Considering I finished the campaign on patch day, yeah, it is
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    Unique commanders nerfed under Captain Skill rework?!

    While it does look like cruisers are getting the short end of the stick with this rework, especially supercruisers, it's flamu, that article reads like cruisers will explode when you spawn.
  9. You spent money skipping lines for a $0,80 christmas container per line Just play the goddamn game, you collect T10s over the years, play the ones you like, keep the ones you don't like and play those a few times a year for crates. You're not supposed to spend cash skipping lines for christmas crates lmao
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    Unique commanders nerfed under Captain Skill rework?!

    These were not removed, some enhanced skills on some captains were nerfed or just straight-up removed. The unique captains keep their talents in randoms and ranked.
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    Unique commanders nerfed under Captain Skill rework?!

    I did a summary of how the unique and enhanced captains change with the rework. TLDR Znamesky is basically a regular captain now, cripple, his enhanced skills either no longer exist or they are useless in the class where applied Aubonyeau, Yamamoto, Kuznetsov, Cunningham, Jutland & Dunkirk are nerfed to varying degrees but none of them are cripple Swirsky, Ovechkin, Rong, Lutjens, Honoré, Halsey and Doe are fine, I argue they gain value as you can put them in 3 classes
  12. Smolensk shlt talking me in my montana from his smoke, because I was "running away" As he was shlt talking, my shells to blindfire him were already underway. Got a devastating strike on him just as he hit enter calling me a pussy. Why do smolensk captains think you owe it to them to just sit still so they can farm you?
  13. Two full HP yoshinos camping behind an island Sneak up to them in a des moines, peek around the corner 20 citadel hits in 45-50 seconds My only regret is killing them one by one, missed opportunity for doublestrike
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    Locking a campaign behind a paywall

    They just released a campaign for a free strasbourg together with the campaign you are talking about... There is no paywall, there is a free T7 premium battleship
  15. Yes, like it, a lot. The format is great, I hope they switch it up frequently so we can play all tiers for ranked
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    Karma is coming Wargaming

    The lawyer would have to stop laughing after you tell him you plan to sue after getting your money back upon simple request.
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    Karma is coming Wargaming

    If what they did was against some law - I don't know, not a lawyer - It most certainly stopped being against the law when they offered refunds upon simple request. The 2nd most popular cyberpunk reddit post is currently people who requested refunds, got refunds and are outraged that the game was removed from their library after getting a refund. Corporations aren't the only ones being unreasonable at times.
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    Karma is coming Wargaming

    They sold some RNG crates with unfortunate descriptions and offered refunds, I highly doubt you'll get interpol to arrest them and sent off to The Hague for crimes against humanity.
  19. Note that I never said low skill floor ships are bad, nor said that German BBs are the only low skill floor ships. There's German cruisers, HE spamming british battleships with print-new-ship button. I believe it's a good thing some lines are more forgiving (Germans) or easier (UK BBs) than others. If everyone started their adventure in DDs or UK CLs, many people would quit early or be a burden to their team far longer than necessary. I was a burden to my team forever because my first line was Russian DDs, I did not even realize why concealment expert was important until I ruined 250 T10 games in a Grozovoi gunboat build. I'm not judging anyone, German battleships are the easiest class to do reasonably well in because you can't get outright deleted in them, you barely need to worry about DDs in them, you can't even get burst down with cruiser HE in them. One of the things being "requested" here is american accuracy, if a GK has montana accuracy, please name one reason to play montana over GK, I'll wait.
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    Predict the first nerf/buff on Captain skills..

    I like a lot of the new skills but that one is silly, it's actually 1 second on ships with fast damagecon or heal, it's as useful as demolition expert on a minotaur
  21. I'm sure many people prefer massa over georgia tier for tier, many prefer georgia, but you didn't say "I prefer massa over georgia" you said "massa does 5X more damage than georgia and comparing them is unrealistic" - The numbers show Georgia performs in T9 as well as massa in T8. Hyperbole is almost always the dumbest thing to inject in conversation.
  22. T9 game, super far ahead on points, but our team evaporated. There was just me in kitakaze with two low HP T7 light cruisers (belfast and fiji) We actually used ingame chat to come up with a strategy : Me and the belfast delay the push as much as possible, fiji run to the corner of the map and sit there with 245HP. Me and the belfast held back a push of seven T9 ships for eight minutes, we died, fiji ran out the clock, we won with +7 points and all three of us got 2500 base xp 3vs7 win and two of our guys were almost dead bottom tier light cruisers They played so well. An absolute pleasure
  23. I know enough to understand that its not a 1v1 game and secondaries don't decide the outcome, what kills you when you're brawling like that is a battleship going wide and smacking you in the sides and support cruisers barbecuing you while you're brawling. The skill rework will make Germans a lot less vulnerable to fires because they can now run full secondary build with fire prevention, a key element to the skill changes everyone in this topic masterfully avoided talking about or responding to. German BBs will burn less, burning to death is how German BBs die. People jump on the "muh secondaries, muh flamu said so" bandwagen to demand buffs for changes that haven't happened yet, while ignoring significant benefits to their ship that come with the skill changes.
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    What STEEL ship should i Take???

    Not hope, smoke! They get bored waiting around to kill you so they go kill something else
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