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Humorpalanta

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  1. WTF are they thinking with hydro unification? They just introduced the brits, some with hydro... And balanced them around that... WG has gone completely insane. Now they are totally destroying Lo Yang too with its selling point... Blyska has already been thrown out on the window, now Lo Yang goes after it? Freakin BBs getting another buff naturally... And they wonder why I don't want to spend any money anymore... NOTHING is certain in the game anymore. You are basically throwing mones in a black box...
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    Leaked CV Rework CO-OP Game Video

    I finally realised what this "gameplay" reminds me. CV? Hell no.
  3. "We had to find a way to implement subs cos we are running out of content"
  4. Nerf St. Louis. Make a premium one! GG WP WG
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    This has to be the most ridiculous thing Ive seen in game

    2 bucks here, 2 bucks there...
  6. Love them movies. I think the second one is the absolte best. :D Red vs. Dead :D
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    Stalingrad is a Minotaur NERF!

    Exactly. For some reason this comes to my mind...
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    Skill rework incoming?

    Everything is going to change. The whole game. So it is unnecessary to talk about just the skills. That's why I don't believe in this carrier rework. It needs months of work just to come up with the ideas for the things they need to change after this. And months again for the tests. If they stick to this gameplay it could even be a year until it is released. But hopefully they'll realise how f*cked up it is.
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    Stalingrad is a Minotaur NERF!

    We talk about general things, how it has the chance to do things and then you bring out one example where you didn't manage to outright kill a DD. Wow. I mean WOW. https://media.giphy.com/media/XMc1Ui9rAFR1m/source.gif
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    Stalingrad is a Minotaur NERF!

    You realise that you don't understand the problem, right? What you copied here clearly sees: MOST DMG Dealt in Stalin, most frags. It's a dmg dealing machine with huge HP pool and unfair guns. Like if a BB had with 8 km detectibility with soviet radar and Worcester DPM. Stalin easily kills a DD, CA, BB. Only weakness is the CV which is about to be nuked to the ground. It is a Moskva with better penetration, better armor, better sigma, better range. Whenever it shoots it's guaranteed to deal good dmg meanwhile hurting it back is extremely complicated. THAT is the problem.
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    Stalingrad is a Minotaur NERF!

    Turns out Stalin isn't an OP ship at all. As I'm reading here it is very weak and hard to play cos it has at least 2 incredibly tiny weak spots. WG better buff it then! Next time when I meet it in my Zao as I have done before and get citadelled to death even at retard angles I'll say this to myself. In the last forum topic I was even told how to beat a Stalin. Completely abandon that flank and beat enemy crossfire just to see its broadside. Or in a DD rush through enemy DDs, BBs, CAs, planes, hydro and naturally Stalins massive radar so you can just easily torp it from the side. Come on guys, I can't believe that you can't deal with this weak ship, ahhh... BUFF Stalingrad!
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    Stalingrad is a Minotaur NERF!

    DUDE. Who talked about broadside? Never turn yeah. Islands don't exist in your game? Death trap? Play a TX DD. You guys are boring. You don't understand that every ship has to have weaknesses and cannot have many stregths ortherwise it becomes OP. Stalin is goddamn OP. Its weakness is its side. Oh wow what a weakness in a cruiser. Yeah I'm the ridicolous. I saw with my eyes as a Stalin killed a pushing GK and a Yammi easily and also a Hinden until it was killed. Hinden did a mistake got punished. OK. BBs didn't make mistakes still got deleted. Yammi was frontpenned to death in a couple of salvos. GK: First killed its front guns, then back turrets then killed it. Stalin died to Hindens torps that turned broadside and launched torps (that's when it was citad to death) And I'm fkin fed up with people like you who don't fkin understand that its fkin OP.
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    CV Rework Feelings Poll

    How to balance CVs without this bullsh*t rework? -Well, you could maximize the flying distance of planes from the CV for example... (different numbers for nations. Just an example: Max 15 km for T8 IJN CV. So CV also has to push.) -Reload times of squadrons could be also changed. -You could maximize the flying time of planes so they would have to return to the CV after a while. (Could be automatic or could be switched off but then the planes would fall off or smg) -They also could introduce bigger squadrons for them but less healthy planes. So for example 12 flies in but no matter what max 6 drops. So he can lose planes. But then TB distance should be bigger between torps. -Base damage could be lowered, flooding chance also lowered. Or damage kept but no chance of flooding. -Squadrons would automatically start to return to CV if they don't get a command (maybe small delay). Or or or 1001 ideas could have been picked. But they went with the stupidest. User=CV Mod=Developers Ban=Nerf Admin=WG HQ
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    Stalingrad is a Minotaur NERF!

    Je je je. That poor ship is so fragile you can't make a mistake in it. Terrible. I don't know how these people would play an Atlanta, which has no range, no armor, no HP. You can't make a mistake in a Stalin cos you get citadelled? Too bad. In an Atlanta you can do whatever you want it's gonna be a citadel. And then there's the Molotov which is basically a mini Stalin but it was never considered OP but fun. Then there's the Ibuki which is a floating citadel also. You are visible: you are dead. Meanwhile poor Stalin can easily kill two rushing BBs.
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    Anniversary thank you

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    This is just getting ridiculous, WG

    OMG! That is at least 1 line of code! Comrade! Life isn't easy! What would they feed to their children if it was this simple?!?!?! No no no no we have to find the communist way comrade! It may noz be the easiest one, nor the simplest one, nor the smart one, nor the useful one, nor the working one, but it's a way!
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    Battleship AP vs DD - work satus

    Why is this hurry? WG can't solve everything in 1 night like BB citadel removal. They have to find out if their Bbabies will be concerned or not. Just look at CV rework. It took them 3 years to make an utter trash bullsh*t just so BBs are going to get the best of it.
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    Stalingrad is a Minotaur NERF!

    Then I don't know how you vote on elections if you can't decide about something you haven't tried. I bet you don't even know if a Ferrari is the better car or a Trabant, right? EDIT
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    Stalingrad is a Minotaur NERF!

    TBH I never understood the OP-ing of Nikolai. It's a good ship but slow as hell, no AA at all. A CV and a DD kills in it a second. That's why I put a 3 on it. I know radar is useful but it's rare that Missouri wins by that radar. Otherwise that's an Iowa. Soooo is that Stalingrad OP level? I don't think so. Funny how Kamikaze and clones were totally fine until the Bbabyboom arrived :D Belfast could get a higher number around 6 if you feel like because it definitely ain't right as it is now. But this only whining comment you did... Only describes yourself.
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    Stalingrad is a Minotaur NERF!

    TBH on a scale 1-10 where 1 is balanced and 10 is "are you high mate?", what do you think of these ships? Missouri, Black, Nikolai, Belfast, Kamikaze, Krohnstadt, Alaska, Stalingrad As for me: Missouri 2,5 Black 7 Nikolai 3 Belfast 4,5 Kamikaze 2 Krohnstadt 3,5 Alaska 3,5 Stalingrad 10 Just curious for other people's opinion. (You can add ships as you wish)
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    Really? Is n't this even a little harsh?

    You think that's something? THIS is what I don't get.
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