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Read a WG "balancing" idea...

Please do not deny the obvious. Thank you. War is hell for everyone but denying the truth is worse. And now, let's end this.

It's gonna be great. It's gonna be the best server in history. It's gonna be EU free. It's gonna operate by british workers for the british union to sign the british quality for the british people in the british world in a british way, wait for it...british!!!!

You bastard! https://media.giphy.com/media/SiUIIdSKuCN1e/giphy.gif

Just played 2 days ago. Krohn appears out of nothing, radars me in smoke. 2 volleys AP and I'm dead. Great balans comrade

But Jean Bart IS a paper ship! Why are you telling lies around here?

Well, there are debates though... :P

I play every class (not CV) and I agree with him. DDs have to spot. BBs are vulnerable for torpedoes and DDs that don't spot for BBs that pushed with them are disgusting. Though there are some certain ships which don't fall under the rule I still think that this is the optimal. Cruisers 4-5 km behind DDs, BBs 4-5 km behind cruisers. That space gives them all space to manouver but also comfortable to disengage.

Oh come on! That is at least 5 hours of work! You can't expect them to do it! They are busy with making camos for 20k dubloons.

Don't forget the UI that is like 5 seconds behind the universe in time. It's not important. But making an imaginary superpowerful soviet ship, hell yeah. Chat in port is crap but who cares when you can just slap +2 sec reload on a ship and use the original stats to make a premium? Hey, we made an interesting consumable to help you. Oh, a ship would take some time or brain to balance, why not just slap it with radar and hydro and it's done? Oh, suddenly too much radar? No problem comrade, we just delete the old game and make a totally new one where they are not a problem anymore! Oh, you invested a lot of money in the old game configs? Sucks to be you mate. Meanwhile WG:

Totally balances out US radar and stealth... And russian radar... and so on... Ibuki is garbage. Say it.

I wouldn't ask the opinion of those who created this monstrosity... You know we live in a big universe, anything can happen.

Myoko has fairly good torp angles, Atago has awesome angles. Ibuki has bad, Zao has terrible torp angles... If you want to torp someone you have to give full broadside. That is a guaranteed citadel for you. They are useful only if the enemy attacks and you kite away. Otherwise useless. And even if you hit 2-3 torps on a BB it won't give a sh**.

Seriously. Is there any reason to play IJN cruisers anymore? Even Zao got replaced by MegaZao. They don't have AA, they don't have radar, weak as heck... Alaska so powercreep, Krohnstadt... Donskoi is a great ship with everything you need. Muricans have swiss knife, what has the Ibuki got? Other than cancer?

So WTF? Ever since I payed for this game they changed: - Reworked spotting - Added radar - Reworked smoke - Reworked torpedoes - Now they rework CVs - Rework AA - Rework Hydro - Rework Radar Sooo. What is left from the game I actually paid for? Thank God I live in the EU. Time to sue to get my money back.

In a relationSHIP there is no yours, there is no mine, there is only OURS.

What did you expect? There is a reason why new collactibles are born with every update. You grind and spend money. Tokens gone, now it's guineas and hell knows whats the other. When this event closes, most of the players gonna have a useless amount of them again like with last event. Next event is gonna have a different one. So you can't actually stack them up and use them unless you grind like someone with no life or you spend actual money for it. WG is like EA and I won't give money someone resembling to EA. Cos

"Hydraulistic Search unification." " This change doesn't affect British Destroyers. "

" Red-Dangerous. Turns on when if you continue in your ship’s direction, the torpedo will hit your ship or enter within a dangerous radius for your ship. " Translated: Oh f*cks sake! How f*cking dumb you f*ckin idiot BBabies can you be? You don't even have to think anymore. By the end of next year even a chimpanzee could play this game and top the tables...

Leaked footage from WG HQ: