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Humorpalanta

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  1. Sooo they buffed IJN DDs only to add a new super russian DD that does just the same. GG WP
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    Gambling and Lootboxes...

    Kids and gambling mentioned above. As you are clearly not smart enough to understand why laws exists to defend the younglings from such things I have to find a better way to explain it to you. Oh wait, here it is: South Park S18E06 Freemium isn't free. Not gonna link it again. Lootboxes should be banned across EU.
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    Gambling and Lootboxes...

    The containers are different, that is true. But it is still gambling. Gambling is when you pay for an entry and you don't know what you'll get for that money. The ingame containers are fine cos you don't pay for them. But the ones you buy in the shop count as gambling. BTW what do you think how much tax they pay in Cyprus? Basically none. So WG has no moral right to say even a fkin word.
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    Gambling and Lootboxes...

    Buy dubloons buy credits buy flags buy camos buy steel buy ship buy captain buy container buy mission buy premium time buy super premium time buy buy buy I'm pretty sure soon you'll be able to buy whole silver tech lines, just why not? Or buy access to mods? They would sell you their own mother if you guys paid enough. And most of you buy anything so it'll only get worse.
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    ST. New year events.

    You know the old joke, right? Sergej is being interviewed. -Sergej, you have been working in this tractor factory for decades now. How is it possible that you still don't have a tractor? Didn't you try to take out some parts and build it at home? -Of course I've tried but it always ended up as a tank.
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    ST. New year events.

    Another super-mega-grind fest AND you can pay for it to have more grind :D Also by paying for it you legitimize this BS where every price is going up and up and up and your money worths less and less and less. And many of you are even happy about it. Jeez. The education systems must be really off...
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    Warships Premium Account

    Players: Hey, could you fix the UI and make game simpler instead of all this cr*p? WG: Introduce new kind of premium account and steel for money.
  8. "We are not going to sell these new things. They're only to give us new ways to gift you."
  9. Like it's actually any helpful? Cruisers still have nowhere to hide. Can be blopped from anywhere. DDs got some islands but did they need it? They already had smoke. So nothing spectacular but in exchange it looks like any other map now... Just you know, nothing exists outside the circles.
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    Sunk without being hit! Please help with technical explanation

    Here is a visual aid:
  11. I've got an idea. What if we added a super-premium account that costs twice the normal premium account but it gives a little more of everything. Or a super-mega-giga-premium account for 3 times the money.
  12. I don't think Izumo had probleems with penetration... The problem it always had was sigma... Prepare for Yammi playstyle. Yammi gets 2.1 sigma and you get 1.8. Also wtf is all this crap? They stopped making tech trees or what? Soon we are gonna have double the amount of premium ships than silver ones... Italy and Pan EU will never happen...
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    Almosr ready to Quit this game

    All right. Now I'm tired of this sh*t. Perfect broadside ships: overpen, 0 hit, overpen, 0 hit... In return, even the weirdest fking angle takes citadels. 20 hit BB games where I'm capping and can't hit the side of a BB. Not just one game. Not just 1 day. In the last week all games. And pay for this? Pfff...
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    Listen to your own Music without copying files to WoWs

    BSPlayer - to overwrite all of that BS coming from the server :D :P
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    Clan Wars: Season 4

    Weekdays: work Weekends: Advent Then Christmas Then New Year's
  16. I mean. You are completely correct 100 %. But it is still an improvement... Don't you remember all the **** ups they do regulalry? I mean Santa missions... Kamikaze R thing... WG is famously unprofessional with everything. They're not just greedy but also stupid. It's visible that their business politics is on grinding and you can't change that. Still I'm with you. +1:
  17. OMG. Yeah, this poll won't be relevant enough to write a thesis about it but it is good enough to prove that even dedicated players feel the moneycreep WG is doing. 1 mil for Alaska? Jeez. I have been playing for 3 years now and i still don't have Musashi and Krohnstadt. I'm sorry if I wanna have fun not hate the game for all the grinding it takes.
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    Crazy message received from WG

    Seems like they need to *edited* around every christmas :P :P
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    Rename "Four Goal Haul" to "Squid Released"

    U don't say. That's what I always read ingame at this reward. :D
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    When is the Pasta being served?

    "Humping the seabed over and over again" :P Also waiting for pasta ships but it seems im gonna quit before they come :( Rework is a good bye.
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    Rename "Four Goal Haul" to "Squid Released"

    Well, I can never read its actual name but something else
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