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Humorpalanta

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    What to spend 35k Doubloons on ?

    If I want to be honest the worthiest buy is the Premium time. Nothing else. Ships are changed all the time via the meta. There are plenty of things you can collect by playing and collecting resources.
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    Why don't we have historical flags?

    Soviet symbols are NOT banned in Hungary. They are encouraged not to be used. However for example for historical reasons they are allowed. For example: If you want a huge red star on your building to propagate communism then your poo poo hole is gonna be rekt. BUT if you put it on a nostalgic paint for example on old trains (as it was their original paint) then they are allowed. (Not in daily use ofc. Purely nostalgic purposes) I am not sure about the swastika though. I think in the game they would also be fine. PS: I have some bojler for sale.
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    Does WOWS make a profit?

    Acttchkctkually the 5th year is basically the line. If you do not make a profit by your 5th year of running you are going to be on loss for the next possible future. It is possible to keep a company like that running because it creates something valuable or it brings in customers that are milked somewhere else but that company is basically a bait. However moat of the companies will shut down if they do not make a profit by the 5th year. Wargaming doesn't have to be worried of closing down. They are basically printing income. Ofc they have expenses like servers and a few offices but they do not have very expensive machinery and they also have a lot of things they created and could be sold. So they shall be fine. Don't forget to buy the next Dockyard ship guys!
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    Carriers

    Only WASD hack! Radar Hydro Your teammates CV etc.
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    Defences at caps

    I was thinking about Bastardion mode myself and figured 2 ways to make it work: 1 - Bastardion only fires when green team has a cap and it is contested BUT green also has a ship inside the cap. So if you tried to contest a cap you could when there is no enemy ship inside. Bastardion doesn't shoot you. But if they also enter the cap Bastardion helps in to defend. OR 2 - Works as before but instead of this hard hitting main gun I would add basically secondary batteries which would fire faster but would have a much bigger impact area therefore they would be hitting less frequently with less firepower. Basically fireworks.
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    RTS revival idea - Stratosphere Gameplay

    It is like winning a war. You can lose every battle and still win the war if you have m,uch more manpower and better economy. You will still win because they will eventually wear down and just cannot fight anymore. So were there actually mistakes and lost battles? Yes. But you won for other reasons. Same here.
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    RTS revival idea - Stratosphere Gameplay

    The thing people don't understand about the rework is the unlimited number of planes. Yes in RTS you could devastate any ship as a CV if you were good and you wanted to do it. Even full HP BBs. BUT for that you played with your planes. Once they ran out they ran out. You weren't printing new ones. So if you wasted your planes to devastate a Montana then you are basically crippled. Sure in this iteration you cannot devastate ships just like that but it doesn't matter because of 2 factors: - There is no counterplay to air attacks and CVs do not pay for their mistakes. They just print new planes. - Spotting without price. Now you can easily spot anything for as long as you want to. Even if you lose your planes you will just print new ones. However in the old times if you wanted to keep something spotted you were wasting your planes which you lost.
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    What am I supposed to do?

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    What am I supposed to do?

    How do you fight a kiting Conqkek? (From a kiting Conqkek player's advise list) Rule 1: Rule the engagement. (He will kite and take HE shots at you to farm and start fires. So take a look at your surroundings and check what else is around. If it is safe, turn around and just leave. If not, push a bit, use an island to turn. If it is far away you can easily turn around.) Rule 2: Once you are the boss learn to fight back. ( Yammi AP will go through that ship like butter. He cannot do anything. Aim the citadels and kill it. Do not take potshots. If he is far and kites leave him. He will eventually have to turn when you can shoot it or he will be faaar away from everything.) Rule 3: A Conqkek alone is in a massive danger. Kill his teammates and take cover. If he wants to win he will have to come close where you can wreck it or you will win anyways. Rule 4: Don't push a kiting Conqkek unless it is game end and your team wins even if he kills you and someone else. Rule 5: Decide and commit. If you decide to push it then push to an island to take cover. Don't go further. If you decide to turn away stay away. Don't make up your mind every 3 minutes because he will farm you down. I hope I gave you enough help and will improve your help. However don't use it against me!
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    Brandenburg Datamined

    10.0 : T9 BB PEF with GK turrets :P 10.5 : T7 cruiser Karlsruhe with 10 km secondaries
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    Have i just met a cheater?

    "But they are NOT INFINITE. You can actually deplane them with continous AA after 19 minutes!!!!!!! Pls buff!!!!!" :P
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    not fair match

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    The Kitakami returns!

    Like it would matter. Basically 1 salvo will destroy it. It has heal but what for? Even with the speshul british heal it wouldn't do jacksh*t. 26k health. 2 minutes reload. You are gonna unleash the full broadsides and then you die if not earlier. Is it good for the game? Absolutely not. Are you gonna have fun? Hell yeah! Are many people gonna buy it? Yep. Are they gonna play it? First 2 weeks and then in Training with friends and special events. Is this going to ruin the game for the BBs? Nope they are still gonna be the most viable class.
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    The Kitakami returns!

    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeess Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissss. Don't care it is gonna cost. I need it. Do I really need it? No. But I need it. :D
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    New USA Battleships announced!

    Oh jeez. Checked out the stats. Hilarious :D Kitakaze will eat these things alive with HE spam. Smolensk doesn't even need his smoke to kill these. RU or French DD can just rush them even from 12-15 kms XD Pan EU DD can rush it, torp it, park on the other side and wait the torps to reload :D There is nothing they can do about it :D You CANNOT turn in these things. You decided to go one way you will have to go that way no matter what happens. German/French BBs will easily catch up on you and just farm with secondaries XD On Tier X maps with this speed you can make it to 1 cap and game over. How to play these? Rule 1 : Accept that you will die. Quickly. Rule 2: Be happy that you will die quickly because then your misery ends. Rule 3: If you cannot kill something with Dev Strike it most likely will farm you down to 30% HP. Rule 4: Make peace with your Gods CVs because they are gonna come for you and you will die. Rule 5: Smash on the W key 4 times at game start and then go and get yourself a beer. You have time. Rule 6: Write your diary between salvos and then your psychiatrist will easier time to know when you finally lost it. Rule 7: Worship thicccccc.
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    New USA Battleships announced!

    The 1 thing I don't understand about this: USN had many ships and designs which could easily populate a whole second line. Why this?
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    Odin is complete Trash.

    Don't listen to them! I always appreciate a nice meme :)
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    new anime captains

    I want Malcolm Raynolds as a captain and then it could have a nice voiceover: - No more running. - I aim to misbehave. - You found someone to carry you. - I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. - No power in the 'verse can stop me! - I am a leaf on the wind, watch how i soar. - Big damn heroes! - Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! - Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!
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    New line to be announced this week

    Russian BB split is my bet :P
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    Bad patch!

    32 Benham vs 32 Shima (or 32 TRB yogumo)? :D Servers:
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    WTH happend to Fuso?

    What happened to the Fuso? Lost A hull... :P
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    ASW helicopters in game

    Me asking WG if we have enough Soviet paper ships in game: - Is it done, Yuri? - No Comrade Premier, it has only begun!
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    What's wrong with your devs?

    These people...
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