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I never thought a game company would create fake profiles to change the player's opinion but damn I guess russians are used to use these kind of techniques. Good job fella you do work hard enough for your salary. Hat's off.

New US BB arrives to game. Chat window pops: - Hey guys, where is the nearest McDonalds?

You mean Brexit is finally done?

I see WG is trying even harder to give me more free time... CV Reeeeework failed so hard and they are still pushing it even further... The Hybrids are gonna be a terrible experience. They would have fitted in the RTS style but this... Imagine driving a cruiser and launching a squadron to attack a ship which takes like 20 sec and you can't control your ship in that time... Total disaster... I see they are committed to the Cpt Skill Reeework. Also gonna fail miserably. BBs and CVs will benefit meanwhile cruisers and DDs lose. We also lose a lot of cross-build chances. They claim it is to make more possibilities out of the skills meanwhile it is actually less options. Also 21 skill points... Great... Making OP ships even OPer... Meanwhile Milking the Kanye West out of the playerbase. Awesome... Also Subs... Jeez... 2021. Year of the End for Wows.

*Sad DD noises*

Server hiccup every other day... Compensation? Hahh, LOLNOPE. Keep up the "good" work.

Did you see the video? I mean you watched it but did you SEE it? - He was playing till the end. What you see is the action of 20 minutes. - He did score a lot of damage and got a lot of fires but see my first point. It is 20 minutes. - The enemy team barely touched him. He was shot like twice in the beginning and then at the end. - You can notice that as soon as he was shot at he started losing a lot of HP. He was shot by 2 people for a short period of time the ship sank. Conclusion: The enemy team was passive and very very baaaaad. Easy to score a lot. Also he played it like a Conqueror. Only shooting HE. He could have scored a lot more if he used AP. For example on the Yoshino. Thunderer is a very strong ship. Borderline OP. BUT it is easily sinkable. If he is far away from the action he might score big numbers but he won't be able to support his team and they will lose control and the game itself. If he closes in it is paper. Huuuuuge citadel, paper thin armor. Low HP. Not good heal. No secondaries. It could lose some fire chance and/or range and could be easily balanced. Still I would pick my Conqueror over this anytime. In the Conqueror you can simply look to the other direction when a Harugomo or a Smolensk tries to farm you. You can heal it back completely. Meanwhile Thunderer cannot. Both are sensitive against SAP as ITA cruisers can score huge damage on them. They have weak armor and big citadels. They can score high with good captains BUT They are NOWHERE near as OP as a Smolensk or a Petropavlosk or a Kremlin or a Stalin.

Hello everyone! During the last 5 years of my experience here I have created a couple of memes about WG or WoWS itself and there are a couple which I have lost. I believe that other people have also created memes during these years and I would like to collect these for all of our good mood. (I would like to ask @Excavatus if we are allowed of doing this but I hope it should pass as WG themselves have also made a similar thing but it was on Discord not here. So please evaluate it and I trust your decision.) Rules: 1. Rule of the Meme Club: You tell everyone about the Meme Club. 2. The meme itself has to be about WG or World of Warships as a game or regarding the gameplay. (No Tanks, sorry.) 3. Everyone can post in this topic but only memes are allowed. No other text, nothing else. If you want to add text to your meme it has to be on the picture itself. Meme templates: https://imgflip.com/memetemplates 4. Be classy. No personal attacks against employees of the company, no racism, etc. 5. Only post memes not pictures taken from the game. If you have a funny screenshot from the game then it already has a topic and please post it there. I think this should do it. So here I begin with the ones I have made to show examples:

I don't understand these threads. Lust l2p as below: CV: - stay far away behind an island, launch planes and attack. SCORE BB: - stay away from caps and snipe SCORE - come in close, use your radar/hydro to not get in trouble. SCORE CA/CL: - use islands as cover and pump DPM SCORE - use radar/hydro to not get into trouble and kill DDs SCORE DD: - remember every ships detection range in order to survive - avoid planes to survive - avoid radar ships and remember their radar range to survive (don't forget they can stealthradar, so you have to expect them from guess) - avoid hydro ships behind islands to survive - avoid incoming shells from every possible enemy whenever you get spotted in order to survive - if you have managed to survive, go to cap where planes and radars are certain to be to SCORE - wait minutes your main armament to reload. if it gets knocked out or rebooted, wait again and survive and then try to guess where the enemy will be in 15-20 seconds to SCORE - also hope they are not running hydro to be able to SCORE - don't forget that everyone will shoot you once you are detected Learn these rules and you will know how to play the game. See? It is equally hard for each class. STOP this DD WHINING!

It will never get Halland level of AA so basically whatever from carrier PoV. Still not OP just a hit hard and die one trick pony. Good for lolz but not a game changer. Which cannot be said about these: Smolensk, Kremlin, Slava, Stalingrad, Petropavlovsk. After the latest added ships Kitakami is not going to cause any kind of change. For a month it is gonna be a thing and then will be played barely just like a Blyska or the Atlanta after the new Skill system. I am still saying this: The hybrids would have fitted the old RTS type of gameplay lot easier. You could have just release a squad of for ex. Torp bombers and quick change to Map show it where to go and it would have flown there by itself meanwhile you could pew pew and then just go back with one click and set an attack when they arrived. Now that you have to fly the squadron it means you have to leave behind the ship for like 40-50 seconds for an attack. That is easily 2 full salvo from a BB. And that is just 1 attack run from your planes. It is not going to work unless you sit in the back behind an island but then your ship is useless.

I am running my Harugomo with 17.5 km range. I have seen BBs turning away and trying to get out of range and asking in chat then just becoming a sub (to me, muhahaha) It is not about the damage. It is about sending a message

Okay, please someone enlighten me. How would you play the Tone? If you start a squadron you lose control of the ship. You cannot fire, you cannot avoid incoming anything. Sure it is different for a BB sniping from 22+ km but for a cruiser? Funny how it would be a lot easier to solve in the old CV system... CV Rework...

I have translated it. Says: WG keeps me in a cage. Send help or nudes. I am lonely. So lonely...

Same happened to me. Could have easily avoided them... Also please change it back to English because you might receive some penalty for not posting in English as this is the English forum.

Don't worry it is not you. The game is a total ****. We have been reporting this issue several times in the last couple of weeks nothing is happening. Absolutely unplayable. 1 or 2 days ago tried to play a game but as soon as torps appeared the client froze for 6 seconds and then I just saw the result... In the last forum topic I added everything they requested and checked the replay myself. This boop is in the replay also. The WG staff is just keep saying the same. Even though there are several topics and many people report it nothing happens and by every patch it is worse.

Flags, camos, 1500 Steel, Wichita and Boise...

Oh ffs... I can't even... Meanwhile at WG:

Must have been a Peruvian Pan flute band somewhere near him/her/Apache Helicopter.

Still better than Hipper...

RIP????? I would like to show this AGAIN: This is from the Excel. Which is read in the video. You can also find it in the first post. Yeah the skill itself will be nerfed but overall they are going to be buffed...

You are correct. From the dev blog: Like I said: BBs will receive a general buff on the secondaries. Flamu mentiones at 12:14 (In the Spreadsheet):

Hoooollllyyyyy efffiiiiiiinnggggg sssshhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt...... This is a total disaster. This needs to be rethought right now. This completely kills the game. CVs are gonna get so huge benefits from this I cannot even explain.... CV will fly in, drop torps at you from point blank range, ignore your torp belt and deal basically citadel damage. You cannot heal that. He turns around and comes again. He turns around and comes again. You dead. 1 run and you dead if you are a BB. As a cruiser after the first salvo you can even exit the game cos you have no chance to do anything anyway. BBs are getting a general buff on secondaries (independently from this change) and you put these skills on that... It is just crazy... CV flies in, spots you and you are garbage if you are a DD or a cruiser. BB don't even need to use the main guns. And you cannot run. You cannot smoke up because they insta click radar and you are yesterday... Cruisers can choose their deaths. They either spec on full AA and then die to BB guns and secondaries or spec against surface ships and the CV just murders them. DDs did not receive any skill that could help their surviveability even though they die sooner than ever. Forget torp DDs they are the past. Gunboat DDs will just hammer them and then they got hammered by anything. Imagine a Kremlin with faster gun turn time and more damage on its AP... As a cruiser you either spam from 20 km or there is no point to enter the battle at all. Imagine the Shikishima with better secondaries and MORE AP damage! Just one shell hit on your UK or IT or French cruiser and it is basically dead. 1 shell hit!!!! JB is gonna be even more OP... Cannot even think about it... New US BBs haven't arrived but they are trashed already. They were bad in this meta they ain't gonna be able to do anything in the new one... There is so much reasoning why this is baaad... Also don't even forget the huge cash grab they are doing with this. So many dubloons to spend... Even CCs and daily players don't have that much captain XP to train their captains to Lvl 21... The current system with very small changes could be very good for the game instead of this utter broken cashgrab....

For this special time only you will receive 10 steel for every win where you ended up first on team and destroyed 6 enemy and 1 friendly ship

Yes yes yes!!! And should be released on 11th of September. Hail the CV Rework! XD

Thr funniest thing about this is that you can easily have a username that has these craacters. So just by saying hi you can easily ban yourself. Or by simple chatting. Should have listened to my mom when she said that I shouldn't talk to strangers online.