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Humorpalanta

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    T10 Wallet Warrior Rant

    I don't care about the fact gow he got there and why. The fact I care about: He did basically NOTHING and scored more XP than a guy on the losing side who has 4 kills!!!!! This is the truest bull**** of this game. Camp and farm and let the others die for you. WG:
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    Santa

    Don't do that. I like feeling it on my thighs. Mine is almost as big though. :D
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    Anyone seen this before?

    It is a nice update you got there. It would be a shame if... it were full of bugs. https://tenor.com/01z3.gif
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    Why dont WG fix the "Techtree"

    They are not lazy. They are smart. If they put zhere premium ship you could just easily figure out that they put entire tech trees behind a paywall. Also imagine if a newcomer realised how many ships there are to be paid for and how much it would cost it would scare them away. Instead they can grab a few microtransactions before some realises how much it would cost.
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    Worst patch since CV rework?

    Feel you. Don't even play daily. Maybe twice a week like 3 games each time or less on an average. Going on Transport Fever 2 and Cities Skylines most of the time. I used to choose Wows over them cos this loaded faster but it is long since gone...
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    Seriously?

    Is it something like a Catgirl? Because in that case I am interested :P
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    Loot boxes in fifa deemed illegal by Dutch judge

    Wow, nice. I checked. In 2018 EU judge ruled out the law I knew of. ayyylmao. Another lost case of the illiberal government :D
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    Loot boxes in fifa deemed illegal by Dutch judge

    Technically still not legal... A couple of reasons: - In Hungary similalry to other countries gambling is heavily restricted by law. Only a few companies are allowed to do it and they receive the paper from the government. WG doesn't have one. Neither any other game companies because the law is strict. Betting is only allowed via the official governmental organisation, gambling is allowed to just 5-6 casinos in the country. Anywhere else it is forbidden. Also the company HAS TO make sure the person gambling is an adult. Can WG do that? Nope. - Also the chances of winning must be available for the person. Is it available regarding lootboxes? Nope. - Also the govenrment must be able to check the process itself and it is not possible regarding loot boxes. Noone exactly knows how these loot boxes work and noone else can check but WG themselves and they cannot provide a solution for the mechanics to be actually random and biased. Ipso facto all this loot box bulls**t is completely illegal and should be heavily punished. Can't wait for an EU regulation to forbid them.
  9. Are you shiiiitttttiiiiinggg me? It is hilariously overpriced! A T IX premium BB in the shop currently at the price of ~19000 dubloons. In the game it is priced MORE THAN TWICE?!?!?!?! Where are the fkin pitchforks?!?!?!?!?!
  10. @22cm has cleared it not long ago in another thread that the name is not regarding length but diameter. And I gotta say there are people who hit the Bingo at birth.
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    Problematic historical persons

    Okay, so we have got a topic closed down on a poor Koala in which we had an answer that is making me to ask a few questions. " There is a rule that anything related to sexual orientation, politics, problematic historical persons, etc. is not allowed. These rules apply for everyone. " Aham. Ok. What about this thing then? Or players like: @stalin@Stalin_103@Stalin01 You can bash me, punish me or anything but tell me a political or historical person that is not problematic for someone. And yet we have people like: @Mao_Ce_Hung@Horthy_Miklos@GoebbeIs@Hruscsow@HitlerAdolf So why exactly the Gay Koala was too much?
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    Any info about Kitakami?

    After the Paulo Emilio... I mean... What difference would it make?
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    Problematic historical persons

    Thank you for your answer clearing on the situation. Answered my questions. This is all I wanted to know.
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    Blacklisted for having a "g a y" username

    Welcome to the PC world of Soviet Russia. Also I am proud of you and even though I do not know you personally you have all my support and wish you the best! And even though I fully support you and understand this is a big problem and disappointment for you I gotta say this is the least stupid thing WG has done just this month.
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    One time codes - one per player.

    I just love this event so much. It is hilariously WG. First: You get 4 codes. You can only use 1. So you will have 3 more left unused. You may share it with someone. BUT. It is very likely that the one you tried to share with already used his code and has 3 spares also. So you received something from WG and you can use only 25% of it! :D It is basically like squabbits from Brickleberry. Cute and nice but actually useless and harmful. Secondly: Hey man, I see you actually like our game still (after all these f. ups we have done) and play it often. Here is a bag of shiiiiiiiiet for you! Hey man you haven't played for a very long time. Take this money and help from us so you can not use it as you won't play most likely. (Statistics) Hey man, you are a new player! Here is a little useless but shiny things. Nice, huh? What do you mean they are worthless and not useful? That is why you got it for free. You don't know our company yet? Dang, then get the wallet soldier! How can a professional company make so huge mistakes? It is just hilarious. *facepalm* Whatever. Just watch the video about the squabbits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA8_FqJS2GY
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    Dev blog 9.12 the good and the bad

    There are like 3 events already going on... And now they are announcing other 3? JFC I cannot keep up anymore... Luckily I just gave up.
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    Funny maths

    It is absolutely hilarious. I knew this game was about RNG but this is a whole new level. Push this button. What is this gonna do? You lose money or you win money? Are you deleting your account or just call Putin himself?
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    Submarines

    Have you seen the "hoeing" (:P) on those torps??? Takes a lefty then a righty. It is so damn hilarious XD We could have tournaments on these XD
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    Why I didn't get into the game.

    I would like to add 1 thing that people usually don't mention regarding DDs. Torpedo armament incapacitation. When your gun is knocked out it is meh. 20 sec and usable again. But when your torpedoes are your main armament and it takes them 1:30 minutes to reload and just before that somebody knocks them out so it starts counting from 1:30 again... Effin annoying. With all the HE spam and CV it is more common than ever...
  20. I am at Surrey currently and I honestly don't understand the ship itself. If you check out my stats you can see that I am a cruiser main and I enjoy playing them. However this line... I have tried to use its HE. I have tried to use its AP. Neither of those worked. Barely can make it to 70-80k dmg. Only time when I managed to do stuff when I hugged island and BBs tried to rush so I could torp but that is it. Same with the Italians. I am aware that Venezia has good penetration angles and high damage output but the rest of the line is just baaad and totally inconsistent. I feel like I could pick a better ship for any role I would want to do with these... They are like the Pan Asian DD branch... Why would I play it except the TX one?
  21. I am very curious how many people play the Italian or UK heavy cruiser branch (excluding TXs). It seems to me that premium ships are played more often than ever...
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    Manfred von Richthofen, a study in insanity.

    Funny thing here is the fact that people often say that the RTS CVs were "broken" and had to be changed but it is not true. They were not broken just unbalanced and there were a lot of factors which could have been used to balance them but WG didn't care. Meanwhile this iteration of the CV gameplay is actually broken because you can either make them absolute trash which noone cares about or absolutely overpowered when no basic skill is needed to play them and score. There is no balance and it is coming from their playstyle. Funny, isn't it?
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    Back after years: What's different?

    Waifu you meant? :P
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    Back after years: What's different?

    Na-ah. They have been reshuffled,too. Remember the second branches? CV reeeework?
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