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Humorpalanta

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    black friday

    I couldn't agree more.
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    black friday

    Meh. I was told the same thing about masterbation. And here I am after only 8 eye surgeries and still seeing. I mean. Look at me:
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    black friday

    OMG!!!! I can't wait!!!! New containers!!!! Buy some virtual stuff to have a chance to get a copy virtual stuff you want but not necessarily get the virtual stuff you want even if you spend thousands!!!! So excited!!! If WeeGee wants my money they gotta release Black Widow :P
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    Hey WG, can you finally fix this?

    The shells I shoot just disintegrate hwn arriving to an enemy ship. No hit. They went into abyss.
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    Return RTS CVs

    No matter. They will ban this topic in 30 minutes. WeeGee don't want this.
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    Shop closed?

    Soviet computers didn't understand how could someone has enough money to buy 1 mil dubs XD So they had to be "treated"...
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    Survey for "Thank you for your service!" event

    When your hardcore playerbase and forumites have no idea about your "event". You are doing it right buddy. Me opening the thread to know what this thing was and then leaving cos noone knows:
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    Santa box

    Sadly not brains...
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    Delays when firing guns - DC's

    I am glad to receive new kind of bugs noone mentioned before! Airplanes actually teleporting within the game! I see the planes fly in my AA range both on screen and on map. I hear AA shooting. Then the planes both ingame and on map suddenly teleports outside the range yet I still hear the AA and the planes show up on the map somewhere where they couldn't be and then they show up again correctly as they should be. This within like 2 seconds. Yaaaay
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    black friday 2020

    I want a pink one for my My Little Pony fan collection!
  11. Dasha herself :P I mean it is worth the money don't get me wrong :) BTW why stop here? Why not 10 mil? 20? This 1 mil doubloons equals my 3 month salary lol. I know people who have to work 8 months to get that amount of salary. Did WeeGee finally lost it?
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    Father, I have sinned again

    Ayylmao, 10 minutes and ypou are gone again :D
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    can you have a marker if you are chat banned

    Just use ingame commands. Eventually they will understand that you are denied to communicate by WG "law"
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    Khaba, Haru and AP Damage is reduced

    Awww yeeees My Harugomo on update day:
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    Father, I have sinned again

    Wait? Is there chat within the game? I don't even remember anymore... WG when my chatban ends:
  16. But if he manages to arrive to every kid around the world....
  17. Are we sure that the Santa stuff will come to the EU server this year, too?
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    AI Mutiny vs Player Mutiny

    I an quite certain by now that even their events are created by an AI based on RNG so they gotta have a good AI just keeping it to themselves. Server cannot handle the truth same AI to do both things at the same time.
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    Divisions (Is it becoming a necessity?)

    TBH I am always worse in Divisions than standalone. In my personal life I also prefer to be alone and deal with my things the way I want and this is the wae I play. So even though I am not a potat and I can div up wzth another better than average player the statistics show that I lose on performance. It might be the fact that I am not used to it however I feel better doing this on my way sooooo I guess the answer is: Depends on the people.
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    Nothing Changes what is wrong with people?

    On the contrary. I see that my teams usually do the most to make the worst decision humanly possible.
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    Anyone seen this before?

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    High XP earner plays for the team/win? NO!

    Depends on what you call "good play" in a game that is based on teams... It is like saying you won the war because you won all the battles but you still had to give up land.
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