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Humorpalanta

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    Santa containers "rigged": WG Chooses Your Santa Gift Ship

    Scam at WG with the Xmas crates? NO WAY!!!!! They would never scam us at Christmas!!!! We always get Santa's presents!!!! /s
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    This better just be a genuine mistake!

    At least you get screwed... And I am sitting here {edited} ... XD
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    Go home Advent Calendar - You're Drunk!

    THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!
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    This better just be a genuine mistake!

    I used math. Yep, not even close what I said. :D But perfectly proves my point that these kind of people don't understand what they read. :D
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    This better just be a genuine mistake!

    Well usually "a UK thing" doesn't have any positive vibe...
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    quick question in regards to xmas flakes

    Yeah they moved it here: https://bit.ly/3g7Ao10
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    This better just be a genuine mistake!

    Large amount? :D Not even 1% of the buyers. Statistically more people believe that the Earth is flat or that Corona osn't real or that Trump is a Genius. FFs people. Lesson 1 of life: Don't be dumb.
  8. For a minute you saw the future XD Whatsagonnadoaboutit
  9. Aaand the Blood of a Virgin. :D
  10. Okay, am I the only one around here who thinks rushing and introducing the new skill system is utterly stupid??? I mean they just barely announced the work on it and they are already bringing it in 0.10??? There is not going to be any widespread test... No opinion is respected from the playerbase regarding it... I think a major change like this should run through systemic testing with at least 3-4 rounds before even trying to bring it to the normal game! Is everybody completely out of their mind at WG or what the hell is going on here? This skill system is going to cause more damage to the game (and I cannot believe I am saying this...) than the CV Reeework. This is just crazy and stupid... I did not buy anything from them since '19 July (only that 1 thing in that year) and it seems it is not going to change...
  11. How stupid can you be WG? I mean seriously. R word decisions all over the place. It is getting more and more obvious that you don't care about the game just the moneygrab... I think I will get the snowflakes and get the f away from the game...
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    New operations for higher tiers?

    They are busy creating the Russian CV line with Mighty Tsar AP bombs :D
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    Czech flag (cosmetic) bonus code

    We used HEAL. :P :P So that we can ask you about a Horthy Special Commander for the Viribus Unitis that has a special ability of Detonation chance +30%! (Yes, you read that well. +) and more range as you can see it was able to elevate the turrest further :
  14. Sooo guys I am just curious which kind of meme builds could exist for ships. Here is my Conqueror. It is so stupid but Conqueror heal ticks 2 seconds longer :D Print even more ship! For example: Conqueror Pyrotechnist - Chance of main battery HE shells causing a fire on target +1% 1p Emergency Repair Specialist - Reload time of the Damage Control Party and Repair Party consumables -3% 1p Gunner - Main battery guns traverse speed +20% 2p Adrenaline Rush - Increases the ship's parameters for each 1% HP lost, Main battery, torpedo tubes, secondary battery reload time -0.2%, Continuous AA damage +0.2% 3p Survivability Expert - Time of module repair, firefighting, and recovery from flooding -15% 3p Steady - Torpedo protection damage reduction +10% 3p Marksman - ncreases the accuracy of main battery guns if there are no visible enemy ships within the ship's base detectability radius. Maximum dispersion of main battery shells -10% 4p Emergency Repair Expert - Action time of Damage Control Party and Repair Party consumables +10%, Number of Damage Control Party and Repair Party consumables +1 4p So basically a sniping HE slinger with the huuuuge HE alpha and a good chance of fire :D Also don't forget that with the new 4p skill you get 1 more heal and all your heals tick 10% longer XD
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    Italian BBs

    Try contacting the Delivery guy about your Pizza BBs :P
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    Czech flag (cosmetic) bonus code

    Don't forget that we also bought the uhmerican rocket system that defends Washington also. Just to make sure the US is fine with things going on. But suddenly Trump lost election XD So fingers crossed for some Gerald. R. Fords :D
  17. Hey, they snapped out my MEME!!!!
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    Czech flag (cosmetic) bonus code

    Well, considering our current international "fame" I think we are going to buy a couple of carriers just so we don't get effed by the germans and french in the EU. So yeah, prepare the Mighty Hungarian Navy of the Balaton :D
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    Czech flag (cosmetic) bonus code

    He didn't get the pls don't be salty its a joke part.
  20. They speak English though. The simplified one :P
  21. Don't worry when I open the Clan Center ingame it is all French all over and I can't understand *bleep*
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    New Ships in Armory (0.9.11)

    It's a joke, right? They are fkin overpriced... In 2022 are we gonna have ships for 6 million FCP and 600 000 coal???
  23. Is it already running in EU? Just cos the update comes on the 3rd...
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    Is it time to disengage and close your wallet?

    Fairly new games were also on sale. Democracy 4 for example that has just got released. I also picked up older games like Transport Fever. Even Project Cars 3 is 34% on sale and was released 2 months ago. These are just examples of course.
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