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I just love the fact that fighters - that exist for the team and should help the team are considered absolutely worthless and noone really cares about them. IN A TEAM GAME. Just absolute pure WeeGee logic right there.

OMFG are we still here? Why is it that every braindead has to start a topic about this while it has already like 10 topics??? Conqkek: It is a balanced ship. Yes, it has strong HE alpha and strong fire chance and a good heal. BUT it has the lowest HP pool of all BBs at TX and a huuuuge citadel and no armor. Basically 30-40 seconds of focus fire will kill that thing. Thunderer: It is way too strong right now. I don't mind the HE it has because even the smarter than average player knows that the AP is the strong point of it and if you use HE you waste its potential. AP should be nerfed not the HE. Interesting how there is no topic of the obviously broken Ohio or the obviously broken Shikishima or the well-known broken Kremlin that can broadside in front of you and still won't receive more than 10-15k dmg per salvo. Oh and naturally the Vermont. Because it is soooo balanced that no matter what you do its guns will take 20k dmg on you. Funny how people are complaining about the ship (variations) that need actual brain to perform good in them. Sure you can sit back and spam HE but you won't do jackshit and your team will lose the game. Because that is not how they are supposed to be played but most of the playerbase is too stupid to actually figure them out. And then the same IQ champions come here to complain about them meanwhile they would have to face even stronger enemies if the ships were played correctly...

More like: I have been providing intelligence data for 10 mins now. Could you please finally smash that damn W button and leave I line?

Who are you? Abramovic? WTF That is 1 and a half month of my salary. FFs Westerners don't know how effing lucky they are...

The fun thing about Co-op is (I experienced while I was knocking off snowflakes) that even if there is no CV player waiting for a match the matchmaker will just go on and add a bot CV even on your side if needed :D I mean. Why o why WG??? Who the heck WANTED THAT?!?!??!!

I don't care about the combinations. Show me a game where somebody has 12 captured ribbons, bro :D

As I have stated when it was first added as a mod. The little circle on map should be illegal. It is not healthy for the game. If they can (and many people can, including sometimes me) shoot the ship based on the tracers than it is skill and congrats. But adjusting your icon on a paper doesn't require skill but dumbs down the game itself. Smoke fire penalty is already punishing for many ships, combined with the number of radar and this... I think this is not healthy for the game therefore should be eliminated and banned.

Just bought the book XD

I have just 1 question: Which old version? Because there have been a few... :D BTW I agree with you. They could be placed back with a little better chance than Ocean and nobody would get hurt.

Hehe I just love how you translated it to russian XD Also would like to add a couple of things here: - Biggest problem we have now currently: Stupid CV Rework and overmatch sniping BBs which ignore the armor and just eff you even if you tried to play tactically. So here is what I think: 1: CVs are terrible right now. Remove the plane constructing and add a maximum amount like always has been. Add a maximum distance how far the planes can get away from the mothership. Auto DCP is ok or not i don't care but the time of being active should be nerfed hard. This way the could be balanced (in a way). Even different airplanes or different types of airplanes could have different max range. For example rocket planes with a minimal distance so they would be for self defence against DDs not killing them on the other side of the map. Like 12 km range. (Adjustable. Just think about the base suggestion first.) 2: RN BBs are not overpowered. They are balanced nicely. They have less alpha potential but more of a DoT type of ships and I think it is good. Brings some difference in playstyle. Even Conqkek isn't that powerful unless you are a very good player. But to which ship this isn't true? Premiums on the other hand... Thunderer could be nerfed. Maybe nerf the range so it has to pay for its strength. But I would like this to lose the overmatch mechanic. Nelson also is interesting. A bit too strong but if they nerf it wouldn't be balanced. Maybe reload nerf? 3: SN BBs: They are not that strong except ofc Kremlin. Either make the citadel reachable or lose armor to be able to hurt by HE. The others are fine. They can be easily citadelled. They are only strong bow on. Maybe the T7 can get a nerf. Rudder maybe? 4: Funny how originally Neutrashimy was to be a tech tree ship for a more torpboat style of play and the TX version is still in development hell and not released. I wonder when the second full line of SN DDs will come for torping with a tech tree Neutra. I MEMBER! 5: I think Pan EU DDs are fine. The premiums are a bit OP and could be nerfed but the tech tree line is fine. 6: SAP is OP on T9 and T10 but atrociously useless below that. They should buff their torps. Reload and speed both. T9 is actually feeling fine. Not too strong not too weak. Venezia can lose the better benetration angles and should be fine. 7: Understandable but in that case lose 1 heal otherwise they would be OP. 8: Petro can be nerfed. Moskva can be nerfed. Others are in fine state and are balanced. Petro need to be higher in the water. Moskva can lose reload.

Actually it is very hard to play any cruisers against TX BBs nowadays as most of them will just stay 20+ kms away and snipe. Luckily the new skill system will change this gameplay. Oh wait...

Seriously??? You seriously WG????? 2 new carriers????? Exactly what the game needs...

Understandable. Can you please tell me how many heavily armored battleships have taken part in a war since 1946 and how many of them was sunk by another battleship? But we can go back until 1930, too. If you want. Basically the Hood sunk by Bismarck aaaaand that is almost it. But if you are so annoyed that the game is not realistic maybe we should change the accuracy to the real-life levels and in that case BBs could score 5-6 hits in 1 battle. Or you are interested just in the part that is comfortable for you?

I still hold myself to what I said: If I have to face a Thunderer I just hope it is an HE spammer because if it is using AP then eff me... Not a chance. The combination of good alpha, sigma, overmatch guns and the ellipse is reaaallllyyyy deadly. Especially now that the game is filled with overmatch and border-snipe ships.

They don't even refund things that are purchased with real money dude :D You just have witnessed something that noone could see coming when they paid back the Santa container prices. This is the only time in WoWS history when you could get back money. Other times super maximum you could get back gold.

I have seen the game change so much I should get a refund for everything... Visibility change, invisifire change, IFHE rework, CV rework(s), captain skill rework(s), TX premiums, subs, resources...

The Goa'uld posess no such technology!

Okay. I gotta admit I had seen this before but I laughed my [edited]off again :D This is just glorious. Well on the first day an FDR raped me in my Hindenburg and it never stopped. FDR counters everything. Not even Hallands have a chance to say no. That thing is total bollocks. -------------------------- I just played a random in the Hosho. (I don't play them. Don't have higher tier ones.) And I am sooooooo bad. Like really baaaaad. And still did fundamentally okayish. 5th in the team. But the bigger factor of this is the fact that I alone completely sealed off a flank where most of the enemy attacked and no wonder they lost. Did not do much damage but I hissed them off further away and this won us the battle. Even though I am totally worthless in a CV.

It is unbelievable how terribly the game is "working" right now. All of the bugs are present. - Shells falling short... - Shells disappearing in the ships and don't registrate as hits. - Torpedoes hit where there isn't supposed to be the ship's bow or any other part. - Interface is slow as hell! Everything is so sloww.... - Guns don't firing even though they are ready and I am not turning... - Right before sinking I click the torps and nothing is happening.,... - I am ready to torp. Click. Nothing happens... Click again. Nothing. Click click click finally torps... Same with guns... - I have seen on a cruiser that the torp reload counter (the main one) is out of sync with the small icons... Torp right had 38 seconds to reload, torp left 34 seconds and the main one showed 36 sec... WTF Are there others with these issues?

He must be "special". It is hard to read.

I swear sometimes there could be a Kremlin parked 5 kms away and the shells would still miss...

It is only a secret if only 1 man knows it. *gunshots in the distance...*

I was also able to :P

Oh boy seeing newborn babies facing WeeGee for the first time. :D OLD VIDEO! 2016!